I don’t know what the YouTube overlords declared but I do not appareciate my voiceover narration YouTube’s suddenly showing me their faces

I am not a person who super anthropomorphises animals but nothing feels me with rage like people who raise and keep chimps

I started watching the Way Down and this woman’s hair alone is proof of her being part of a cult

I got invited to interview for my dream job and I’m trying to not get over hyped

I’ve been binge-watching Avatar because of self-love and wow I miss good tv

Happy 80th Birthday to the legendary Tim Curry! 🖤

I hugely enjoy watching Alton get drunk and unhinged on YouTube

I wish there was an appropriate slur for people who own cybertrucks

I took a middle eastern archaeology course taught by a Persian man and the hardest part of that is the burden of hearing all these people say “EYE-ran” instead of “IR-ran”

15000 years ago some wolves liked what we were cooking and now I’m awake at 3am giving my dog a bath and a quick trim because she apparently had awful diarrhea and it got stuck in a bunch of her fur

I take antinflammatories because my back is trashed so I bruise like a banana and it is A Problem for my poor husband

Took a look at my student loans and the majority of them have a fucking 7% interest rate no wonder they refused to forgive them

My daughter is obsessed with the movie Coco and now I would really like to take her to Nambe and Salida some time for Dia de Los Muertos to celebrate with other Garduños

A truly unique and American experience is sitting on your couch minding your own business and hearing oh, a small kind of gun fight and a shotgun blast and getting up and getting your own gun. Yay! America!

The Our Generation dolls have a blind box puppy series and one of the puppies is an actual cocker spaniel with a cocker cut

INCELS HATE HIM! Lt. Reginal Barclay who goes from a creepy anxiety-ridden weirdo to a likeable, goofy goob thanks to therapy.

My dad: I’m still sharp as a tack Also my dad: didn’t we watch this (descendants) when you were a little girl Me: Dad I was 25 when this came out

Watching Bad Surgeon and this angry Italian woman has the most incredible voice

The trauma of a mass shooting is wild because I’m watching the Netflix doc on storm Area 51 and the Vegas anti-terrorism guy is on and now I’m mad again about 10/01/17

Imagine hating pitbulls and this and some snacks is literally all they want out of life

World Market had Terry’s Chocolate Orange Bunnies. That’s all. That’s the skeet.

Since this year #FirstContactDay falls on Easter Sunday, let us rejoice in the Son of Vulcan who died to save us all, then rose again from the dead on the steps of Mount Seleya. #LLAP 🖖

Happy Easter!

Watching the holy movie of resurrection (the 1999 cinematic masterpiece The Mummy) and unfortunately it must be said that given the fact that it’s 1999 the fact that Stephen Sommers cast such a gorgeous full-bodied ACTUAL FULLY DEVELOPED WOMAN to play Ankh su Amun is depressingly impressive

The looks the fundies give my daughter when we drive through St. George makes me feral. I also don’t like how antiseptic American Forks feels. It’s beige and grey. I’m saying this as a person who has gotten a speeding ticket in Goldfield, NV

Also they carried 5.5W which is apparently the hardest women’s shoe size in the world to find.

I miss Payless. I need a pair of cute but supportive sandals with a back strap and apparently I’m asking too much of the universe

I started watching Harry Wild and honestly she reminds me of my aunt in the best way

Do I want to eat 400 pop tarts or one giant one

Please enjoy this beautiful example of plumbing in my house

I am BEGGING music festivals to just LIST THE ARTISTS on their website I am BLIND I can’t read that tiny script in a pretentious font!

Nervous breakdowns are classicst in the essay I will…

I hate when you’re going through pictures (I gotta clear up some space) and you spend the whole time being nostalgic for clothes that you lost

Me: oh I’m gonna add some crushed red pepper and parm to this Kraft Mac and cheese My sans-gall bladder digestive system: I’m in trouble

We’ve started the process for bankruptcy and truly if I had my shit together enough to track down all of this information I wouldn’t be needing to file bankruptcy

I love how contemporary scientists are like “yo this thing is cute as shit, we’re gonna name it cuteosaurus” (this is a subskeet of doolysaurus)

There is a CRIMINAL in MY HOME

The longer and later I stay in the bath on TikTok the gayer my feed gets just endless musical theatre

Plot twist: I have to learn how to drive my car with the top down but not insane because my child is in it with me

I’ve been listening to Becoming and the fact that they got married and then Barack was like sorry babe I gotta go cosplay as Thoreau for 6 weeks in Bali byeeeed

Ugh you can’t even have an entire crash-out and joke about not killing yourself because you don’t have any life insurance anyway

Sometimes having Nextdoor on isn’t the WORST thing, there is a random toucan flying around my part of Las Vegas. So that’s a thing.

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Well I was thinking about reading the books but they’re written by a man and the books are actually about Cody so eff that noise

Well we finished I support Women’s Rights and Women’s Wrongs but it kind of stinks that it fell off and got cancelled in the 3rd season. There was still a lot of meat on the bone if you know what I mean

Almost done with season 2 of Big Sky (or as I like to call it I support women’s rights and women’s wrongs) and now a wild Jensen Ackles has appeared

At my big age of 36 I have just now caught that the name of the Pub Keeper in Darby O’Gill is Tom Kerrigan which is fitting

Christians complain about being persecuted but if I posted a bunch of shit about Odin on LinkedIn I’d never get another job again

Jim the Dog is the spitting image of my girl dog!