I’m crying bruh Adam Silver really saw Paul George green 9 threes and immediately had him drug tested

Aside from LeBron, Luka and Austin Reeves this whole team can gargle rhinoceros testicles.

Yeah I’m convinced that JJ Redick is sucking off Gabe Vincent from tip to the balls and beyond. There’s no way any sane coach would keep playing his bum ass in games otherwise.

fuck you gabe vincent and fuck you jake laravia

CURSE YOU LOGITECH FOR BUYING ASTRO AND THEN DISCONTINUING THE ASTRO A40’S

ALL OF MY FAVORITE SPORTS TEAMS/ATHLETES GOT SHIT ON THIS YEAR MAN WHAT IS HAPPENING BRO

I don't know what fucks my brains harder my wife or Fallout lore

just saw a post about toe rings/chain anklets and nearly passed out thinking about my wife in them

Fuckkkkkkk

I hope all my friends are doing ok

ACE COMBAT 8 DUDE OH MY GOD HDLSJDKWNDMSNDMDND

Top 5 blackest moment of my life just occurred lmfaooo

I SHOULDA CHECKED THE MAIL TS IS SO COLD WHAT THE FUCK. EITHER WAY IT ARRIVED

dude i slept like i was in a fucking crack house last night

Footjob!! ‼️‼️‼️ P A W J O B ‼️‼️‼️

pull up to the precinct

ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN DLC WITH MY WIFE TODAY

wife who gets you pregnant

When I’m solo tanking and I turn around to see my lesbian friends in the backline up to their usual “antics”

i love my wife

Nvm lmao every time I get on this game the world falls apart and the sky splits open so I have to get up and just die mid raid :)

“I’m having a good morning today…time to play escape from tarkov” - a moron probably

my friends are cool lesbian dog and wolf girls so my day is unfucked as they are funny and good ppl :)

*day gets violently more dogshit*

Almost good day turned instantly mid leaning to bad woooo

That was genuinely a first. I have never felt less like a man for like 3 seconds what the fuck??????????? We will be investing in this sensation…

On the “precipice of anticipation”

My friends when I post cursed images in the cursed discord channel

I’m gonna start venting into the wind on this app I think. Lower chances of a Twitter creature calling me a slur because I miss my dead dad or something

Hmm today I think I will...

the only thing keeping me sane is my wife and umamusume :)

I havent done anything productive in days because I've just been fucking, taking drugs and playing elden ring

Thinking about her rn…

I'm like never gonna use my bluesky tbh