Epic chungus video game about how bad people are bad 17 billion screenshots 400 million anti bad people accounts on social media 0 actual progress in real life

Being a lesbian is just all about being sleepy all the time and how much you'd love to do other things but you're so sleepy and tired aww

NOOO I NEET SLEPT NOT AGAIN ;_;

Cleared the FO76 raid blind which is pretty cool, but what's cooler is I CAUGHT ALL THE LOCAL LEGENDS‼️‼️‼️‼️

I hate femboys so much Women literally can't have anything to themselves

I'm so serious why is XS too big for me you're actually making this shit up I put three different sweaters on, 1 S 2 XS and they just didn't fit at all they're too big HELP I NEED A BURGER

Idk man what the fuck ever, something something tentacle penetration, funny cum joke and then a I like sex there back on track

You ever have a thing that you know how to do but it just doesn't matter and 3/5 times it still fucking goes wrong? Like, you literally mastered it, you understand it, you know exactly how to do it, but it doesn't matter and it still doesn't work, and none of the effort you put in matters for shit?

Moeflavor I am begging you to stop putting out stuff I want to buy give me a few months AAAAAA

Maturing is realizing Love Live is still the greatest anime ever made...

Dispatch releasing on the Switch with no opt out censoring is just, making me laugh so hard because what do you mean the cuck console cucks you THAT hard

Can a tentacle girl really fall in love with a knot girl... (Yes)

Rewatching Pirates of the Caribbean with Abby and the kraken scenes had me feeling... 🐙

Like this?

I think vns are funny because just read a book or watch a movie Like, don't, do what you want but it's always something I giggle about, like imagine if Breaking Bad was a visual novel with anime girls

Having some sort of word in your username in online spaces that lets people know you're a girl is kinda fucking rough even when you're like, playing an open world racing game Like why are you crashing into me? Do you want my attention? My phone number? Stay away from me please

BLOWING UP MY PHONE IN TARGET DAMN @yoyo-goes-skrrrt.bsky.social 😭

Sometimes I ramble and I'm sorry especially considering I usually just delete those rambles

You know how people who wear glasses will forget they have their glasses on so they poke the middle of their nose or something like that to check if they're still on? Just did that with my collar, woof, I wish normalizing things in your life was less boring? I used to be so nervous about wearing it

Stop buying SUVs or "urban crossovers" especially if you don't have a lot of money, thanks

I got The Crew Motorfest on sale right, and it's reminding me of one of the most ANNOYING thing people do when talking about Porsche and trying to sound sophisticated For anyone who is unaware it is POOR-SH NOT POOR-SHA 😡😡😡

I'd give a lot to simply not have to ever go back to Europe ever again. It's so anti me, just everything about it is suffocating.

Crazy how much people were hyping up this SNOW STORM in Georgia just for it to not even snow

It's crazy how every night I cuddle this amazing girl to sleep while in bed thinking about how much I love her... then other nights I realize that she impacted my life in such a wonderful way and changed me for the better. Truly I could not wish for a better partner, wife and lover~❤️ I woof you!❤️

she slays the queen get it get it?

Imagine that picture of the guy with a stick poking whatever saying "Do something" but change it so it's my Bsky timeline it's dryer than a transphobe

The funniest thing is when you're petting your wolfgirl wife right, and then out of nowhere she starts petting your dumb doggirl head and your brain just goes poof and you forget to keep petting and instead your hand just starts resting on her head

It’s 1993 and the fastest street racers of Usui Pass are a pair of lesbians 🌄

Sex with women !!!

Me and wife walk into target, walking past these two working there and they go "See, this one belongs with the bottom." Immediately, she looks at me and goes "They're talking about us!"

Having my weekly I will never be who I am realization today

Afterglow so powerful my hands are shaking

I LOVE CUM

Fuck I'm hot

Being gal is kinda hard because I went from wearing like 2 things to wearing at least 6 not counting shoes and all that ;(

do y'all ever do your daily wash your face and moisturize and just hit one of these because there is just some stuff on your mind

I made this post and she walked over to me, struck some poses and a little jolt went through my little brain like oh, yeah, she chose me, me of all people, she's so pretty and she's like all mine and I'm hers. Isn't that crazy? And the. She comes and distracts me and woof I got her for woofing how

Who up pondering the infinite beauty and sex appeal of their wife or girlfriend?

Why is she always showing me something so cute after she cums in me I'm emotional and will cry

walky pink shark

Why are Nintendo fans like that?

Blue and Sprinkles :3 #art

It's kinda insane to me how horny Fallout fans are, there is such an insane amount of NSFW related material for Fallout even back to the original games, it's so varied to from monster fuckers, vanilla and horny drug abuse Don't get me wrong, I'm one of the horny Fallout fans but like what the fuck

Fallout: New Vegas fans have every right to be elitist snobs because they're right Whenever you're right, you're allowed to be an elitist snob :)

Civ VI is a game I'm very good at EXCEPT when I want a science victory Every, I mean every, single time I have gone for a science victory I have gotten any of the other victories first, diplomatic, cultural, domination, EVEN RELIGIOUS VICTORY, HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO MEEE

Deathclaw sex 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Why do I dream about getting crazy and passing out on a girl's chest in a science lecture omg my fingers were so wet 😭

I once dated a pirate Turns out she was only interested in my booty :/