Hell vs super hell 💔

She really is a succubus... She feels drained and not herselfwhen she can't have sex... but as soon as she gets her filling she is back to being all happy and full of purpose~ Can't believe i have a real life succubus wife ❤️💦

So my wife is trilingual right and I'm barely bilingual (awoof English hard) but it's so funny because I'll read conversations she has in different languages and some of it just looks like random letters smashed together while others resemble words in my brain Doggy feel v silly umu

Marvel Rivals is a horrible, horrible, EOMM, dogshit, thrower ridden, piece of shit terrible game BUT

Please don't interact with me if you're polyamorus

Artists don't even post art anymore They just hit you with the patreon stare

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Oliver Flynn abused and raped me

Lesbians in the bathroom call that yurinating

How it feels being queer and enjoying cars

GTA VI has done irreparable damage to the gaming landscape because it hasn't come out which means absolutely nothing of value has come out either

Baldurs Gate 3 players try not to insert Baldurs Gate 3 into every possible conversation about anything ever

Oh being in a loving relationship must make everything so easy Yeah? Try going to bed at a reasonable time, boom you're talking for 2 hours, boom you're having an EMERGENCY 69 SESSION, BOOM NOW YOU'RE FUCKING, NOW ITS 3 IN THE MORNING

I got three looks, and that's it, I got a stupid dog, a cuter dog and a HOOKER,

Why do porn artists think women are shaped like this?

I'd say either normalize wearing bandage gear over clothes as fashion accessories (harnesses / cuffs) or at least let your girlies know to try... . . But I also dont want to say that cuz I want to gatekeep all the looks for myself and my wife. 🤔 Image semi related (art by: Spuydjeks)

So genuine piece of advice for my sex havers out there; Bad Dragon lube. Out of the variety of lube I've used nothing is even close to how good it feels both receiving and giving :3 In other news, frotting‼️‼️

"Oh my god Mia, how could you ever be a misandrist?" Maybe because it feels like the majority of men view women as nothing but various cuts of meat they can sample?

Mario is so fucking lame man it actually makes me mad

My friend drew art for my birthday.

We're like medieval peasants out here except instead of ploughing our fields I'm getting ploughed, yeah.

Playing through monster hunter wilds with my Husband has made me realize I really am a 1 trick pony while he is like “Hm,What is the optimal weapon to use in this situation against this monster for this attack.” Meanwhile I’m “Haha,Glaive go whee”

Have you ever had that sex that's so good that you almost start balling your eyes out after as you lay on her chest in her arms because you realized that it's real life and you're that lucky and life is worth living

I'm like a magical girl with my magic Hitachi wand 😭

Fat fetish artists on their way to draw the biggest thighs you've ever seen, a little tummy, gigantic tits and then the rest is just an in shape woman (or guy, whatever)

Hdjejdkwjf true true turiejen true

Happy valentine's day to the one and only, perfect and precious doggirl of my heart @dummydoggirl.bsky.social ~ I love you!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

;_; this is so gay I'm going to explode I love my wife

My birthday is now!!! It's Mia month!!!

she made me cry again because she's just so sweet and loving 🥹❤️

Having a semi serious medical issue at 2AM because why not...contemplating going to the ER, shaking, on the verge of passing out from stress but at least I know my wifey is here with me and she'll take care of me and support me... no matter how bad it is ❤️

@dummydoggirl.bsky.social you are so pretty~❤️🫠

Stop buying SUVs or "urban crossovers" especially if you don't have a lot of money, thanks

It's crazy how every night I cuddle this amazing girl to sleep while in bed thinking about how much I love her... then other nights I realize that she impacted my life in such a wonderful way and changed me for the better. Truly I could not wish for a better partner, wife and lover~❤️ I woof you!❤️

she slays the queen get it get it?

The funniest thing is when you're petting your wolfgirl wife right, and then out of nowhere she starts petting your dumb doggirl head and your brain just goes poof and you forget to keep petting and instead your hand just starts resting on her head

AHEM, excuse me, your PAW just starts resting on her head

Sex with women !!!

Me and wife walk into target, walking past these two working there and they go "See, this one belongs with the bottom." Immediately, she looks at me and goes "They're talking about us!"

I LOVE CUM

of course puppy, it’s perfectly normal to get hard from being shoved against a wall while being called bullybait

Deathclaw sex 🗣️🗣️🗣️

I once dated a pirate Turns out she was only interested in my booty :/

My frustration with posing characters together is far outweighed by my enjoyment of seeing them do gay things

I live for physical and emotional touch Having sex is the best thing you can do in life

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Tonguefu*king while trading control, clawing her until the marks stay and pulling away just to see a trail still linking us.... I just had my best kiss ever, and it was just as sloppy as one can imagine~ ❤️

Civ VI is a game

@juksieemdi.etheirys.social's Irrhi milking out another bucket's worth ❤️‍🔥 #ConaPose #ConaSpice #JuksieNSFW