We've got two dogs who come to camp, littermates. The boy will constantly hump his sister, despite both of them being fixed. She doesn't really seem to care, or, be smart enough to care? Normally we'd separate them, but... she starts getting nervous and crying when her brother isn't around.

Raising awareness about this toad Please be aware of this guy! Thank you

Changing my profile Pic... Probably will again too idk if I like this at all I just need to shake the Porcelain off tbh

Ideal blunt rotation: Me

Aw yeah, no work tomorrow! Instead of going to bed at 10:00 to be ready for with at 7:00, I can go to bed whenever I FEEL like it! Which is about 10:30, an account of having gone to work at 7:00 this morning.

You love being a good wheelbarrow and walking on your hands for Farmer Mommy while she pushes you around holding your legs # wheelbarrowplay # wheelbarrowkink # wheelbarrow

How do you build up the confidence to deal with RSD when others are scared of your RSD?

It gets better.

This is your cue to start your garden.

The problem with "I'm a puppy you should train me uwu" is that most puppygirls are too smart. You can just tell her to sit and she thinks about it and sits. When I'm handling real dogs, it's more instinct. It's compulsive. Closer to hypno triggers tbh.

I'm back bitches

O KAMA JAKI

UNATTENDED NOUNS WILL BE ADDED TO MY TITLES

I think i have a secret super power that nothing will ever happen. Like I can say or do pretty much anything, and nothing significant will ever come of it. I can cuss people out, I can swear my undying loyalty, I can sit motionless for days. Nothing will ever come of it, it's incredible.

Idk if having a social media account makes much sense for me? Like, does anyone actually care if I have anything to say?

Testosterone was made a felony to protect Baseball, but I don't think they went far enough. All baseball players should be put on antiandrogens, and professionals should get an orchi. I want boymoders and eunichs on the diamond. I will pay attention to baseball again if this happens.

"Hey, I think it's weird that you... ah, evermind" No wait what were you- did you say evermind? Nevermind? "Oh actually I want you to be worrying about this one."

I give you permission.

You live in the powerful and wealthy city of 🅱️omelas and on your 18th birthday they take you under the city and explain, "we get all of our wealth and power from this machine, but... we have no idea how it works." Would you still live there?

Fat Girls 🤝 Thin Girls "I swear it feels like my tiddy is gonna slip out of this dress"

pilots only rarely cry inside their little armored coffin. only once all the layers are ripped apart and cables removed from artificial orifices, that's when they're reduced to raw emotions. that's when the spectators thank the generous paramilitary sponsors for the unit conditioning.

Cannibalism is making a lot more sense, really...

boys will literally have dewlaps

Me at the bar, about to absolutely fumble it OR play the greatest rizz of my life: I'm gonna rambo-slam your diaphragm~

"I'll just scroll back through June's media history to find the worm tower. June's media page is surely a safe and sensible place."

Normal Person: It's child abuse. Girl who thinks way too much about horses all the time: Oh you mean antiquated husbandry methods!

So basically Boston was a bad idea

Update: SHE. SO. BIG.

with the power of plurality it can be all of the above at once and more!!! (said like an infomercial)

I wish I was a corydoras I could get knocked up from oral

Any given group of children left unattended for long enough will eventually invent Ham Acting,

"Hey, that was fun! Can I hit you back??"

Me: Please recommend me your silliest cannabis. The girl at the vape store: This one's called Gorilnana. It's sativa. Me: A fine vintage!

Selfie of a girl out hiking but between gaps in her clothing on her waist and collar you can see a shibari

Lizardgirl gf but she's a bearded dragon: Easily excited Poor eyesight Needs 3-5 hours a day of anger Poor hand-eye coordination hungy Poor dexterity Basking in the warm spots Waves at you a lot (you think it's cute) got u a egg

Pompous rich girl starting at the floor of the orc blacksmith she's been seeing behind daddy's back: "I simply think, that um, that you're business would benefit. if, it... had my family's name attached tto it. Wou, would you take my name?"

Guys can you please tag your hard kinks? It's hard for me to find them...

I'm ready to start existing, please let me...

Shrimpgirl who meticulously grooms her slime gf

Girlfriend who is designed to kill you. Woman who's had the taste for your scent before the taste of mothers milk. Girl who can read your heartbeat and trace your gaze. Wife who doesn't want to sate herself on your blood, but must.

Little sister with tan lines

Lost? Confused? Seek the wisdom of life composting. Accept the trinitarian nature of the God of Pots. Absorb Bucket Creation Wisdom. Recognize the glory of Simultaneous 3-Bucket Worm Tower. You have to build Simultaneous 3-Bucket Worm Tower. Simultaneous 3-Bucket Worm Tower will set you free. Just

Girlfriend who is designed to kill you. Woman who's had the taste for your scent before the taste of mothers milk. Girl who can read your heartbeat and trace your gaze. Wife who doesn't want to sate herself on your blood, but must.

After extensive grass touching and reporting of said grass touching to the internet, I can finally confide that men hate you no matter what 🤷‍♀️

Belgium was invented in 1830 when King George IV tried to annoy the French twice at the same time.

Me: Oh yay a birthday The demon who turns me 15 again every year: :) Me: :(

Hmm

The worst part about transition isn't "you look like your mom" it's really "you have the same taste in men as your mom" 🐴🥲

Parking as illegally as possible to see that cute girl who drives the tow truck again.....

welp, time to repost art ! happy wrath month everyone