despite the best efforts of toby fox and team cherry, gaming is literally dead, wow

the Gleaming Depths Raid in FO76 is probably pretty cool, but i don't get to know that for sure, if other players keEP CLIPPING THROUGH WALLS TO SKIP TO THE END BOSS RRRRGGHH c'mon sweats, let a little guy at least TRY the phases you hate.

If a Chrono Trigger remake must be made, forget HD-2D, forget 3D models, I want the whole thing to be hand-drawn animation. Make it look like Vivarium but in Toriyama's art style. Make EVERYTHING look like the Toei cutscenes.

both the movie and now this remake need to show me Link's hat right now. i'm so serious.

"...on Paramount+"

they makin video games where Karen Page kills stuff with a sword alongside a Jack Quaid jello cube, so maybe AAA gaming isn't totally doomed

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thinking about a twitter comment i saw saying "fallout 76's story is better than 4's" like it's a hot take. buddy, until we figure out the Institute, EVERY fallout story is better than 4's.

Oh my God bruh at least Star Fox Zero was like, a LITTLE different. And didn't frighten me to look at it. That Ocarina of Time remake is likely to put me in Arkham Asylum.

Same old post but I gave it pretty colors this time.

most effective laxative: simply having a day where you are anxious about a thing

Playing Fallout 1 and 2 stinks actually because it turns you into the kind of persnickety geek who hears someone say "New Vegas is the best one" and think "that's correct but do you have the full picture to inform that opinion." I used to just be able to get along with my fellow man!

I don't think Star Fox 64 3D is a definitive edition, just a 'different edition' (terminology patent pending,) but boy do I appreciate the shortcut bindings for somersaults and U-turns cuz I cant pop those to save my life on the original lmao.

Cine2nerdle battle mode is a great format that I would love to see applied to video games.

Finished Chrono Trigger last night. 2 things: 1) Its reputation ain't for nothing, it's kinda the best game ever... 2) ...until Deltarune is complete. That game will cement itself as the new Chrono Trigger. I feel it in my bones.

Surprise, you're getting a random lesson on Fallout terminal hacking now. Let's say the answer is HACKING. You click SHACKLE, that's 0/7 correct. Despite 4 of its letters being in the word, the placement of those letters is what you're getting feedback on. Click RACKING, that's 6/7--oh. 🫩

Not gonna actually watch the Oscars but please send me 1) The Good Bits and 2) the camera showing Markiplier if it happens. Thank you.

Chrono Trigger is goated so far, and the DS port is peak, but there's always one small qualm in the way of perfection. Rather tiny text font. There's totally room in those boxes for bigger letters. If only.

for all it matters from a bluesky gamer account like me: no war in iran. this attack is horrific and all decent people of the world must oppose it with no hesitation or equivocation about iran's government or nuclear programs. that's irrelevant to the pointless depravity of this bloodshed

The Fallout 4 port does not have mouse mode, and doesn't even have gyro either. I am the Joker now.

it's a silly little thing but i still get hung up on people leaving out the number 2 when talking about Switch 2 games/ports, because it always seems to go hand-in-hand with ignorance of the specs upgrade, willful or otherwise, in service of total dismissal. of the platform, of nintendo, whatever.

movies ive seen this year sure have been something so far...

Exorcising a demon by uninstalling Fallout 76. I'm sick of playing it by now, but it would probably be funny if I told people that I kinda still prefer it to FO3 lol

So like, what makes the flesh of land animals classify as meat, but the flesh of sea creatures not count as meat? What arbitrary metric was followed to determine that?

Finished my BotW replay and that game is good but it also kinda reaffirmed my preference for TotK lol.

looking forward to telling my kids about how there was a video game industry once

Tears of the Kingdom taste so good when u ain't got Twitter in ya ear telling you it's nasty.

This corner of my library has waited patiently for 4 and Peace Walker to join. Lookin forward to August!!!

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Every once in a while I remember that I like musicals. Never seen a Mimi in Rent who could convince me she was 19. Just hasn't happened.

Every once in a while, something gives me a reality check about my desire to make something Wholly Original, by reminding me just how much successful commercial art is adaptations (or wears inspiration on its sleeve.) Like yeah I could stand to get over myself and steal, lol.

Ditto Oblivion Remastered.

oh also the amount of anime art styles was funny specifically because they started with Orbitals, the clear best looking one lololol

-i probably want that Bomberman collection -didnt we just get Ninja Gaiden 2 on NSO? -very funny to see Todd on the One Last Thing. otherwise, i cant say waking up a bit early rewarded me much here...

Fallout season 2 has wrapped up, and I liked it of course, but it's kind of a stepping stone season. Which is fine, but I wonder if those ought to follow the binge release model, while meatier seasons with more payoff could be the weekly ones? Just a thought.

Went and saw Iron Lung. Didn't know what to think at first but found it only got more captivating and awesome as it went on. All indie games that get adaptations need to be handled as proper indie productions like this.

this is dope!! and something i've been waiting for! and not to sound ungrateful or impatient, but my next thought is "ok now do goldeneye" lmao

you ever notice that no two Foreigner songs sound the same? is this what they mean by diversifying your portfolio

guy who pronounces it "Little Kaisar's"

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2025 was the year i got a job. maybe 2026 will be the year i KEEP one! happy new year!

instead of listening to the No NPCs complaint, Bethesda should have supported Fallout 76 as a Factions RP server. and also, you know, they shouldn't have constructed it into the perfect Sisyphean prison of Grind Forever, Make Numbers Go Up, a design that feels evil by nature. but mostly point #1.

Most Correct Fallout Game Ranking: NV > 1 > 4 ≈ 2 >> 3 >>>>> 76. Tactics, BoS, Shelter, and the FO4 Pinball FX3 board were collective hallucinations from a shared mass psychosis event.

my room got annexed. what the hell.

merry crimbo...!

Nobody ever talks about those bat-worm-fellas in the asteroid from The Empire Strikes Back. Must even the most remarkable achievements have unremarkable facets?

the actual awards themselves at TGA have kinda never felt less worth my time. the moment Clair Obscur took Best Indie, you could tell exactly where the show was headed. at least Silksong got Best Action-Adventure and Hades II got Best Action, I guess.

hey guys quick question what does it mean for the popping of the AI bubble when a billion dollars is invested into it by the biggest corporation on earth