I think every time a politician dodges a question like this, the reporter should be legally allowed to shock them

Trump's brain is from uhh...Abby...Abby Something

While we're all here, let's all come to an agreement...socialism is not "the government does a thing". Thank you ❤️

Mamdani Lvl 17 Bard, confirmed

I got sent to the kids table 😂

My "I don't want to execute members of congress" tweet has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my tweet

You can't reform this kind of hatred.

What a neat reminder that Dick Cheney is dead 😊

An important lesson in cowardly journalism

This Lego person is so real for this

I knew they were planning something nefarious

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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

There is nothing you could say about Ted Cruz that would be more devastating or mean to him than the fact that he has to wake up every morning and be Ted Cruz.

If $2000 checks come out just before midterms, I will use the entirety of that money to get leftists to the polls. Maybe some progressive democrats too, but they need to be going for blood.

This labels Epstein connection accounts

There are a few very specific purchases you could make with $2000 would terrify the oligarchs

post your favorite Star Trek character. wrong answers only

For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files: splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app

So, you haven't started the De-Googling process yet? www.reddit.com/r/degoogle/

Are YOU a fan of the showdy©®™? 🫵

I know this isn't the most important thing about the Epstein emails but...putting your crimes and schemes into Gmail? Jfc man 🤦

Fuckin hell, gang

Has anybody written a version of Atlas Shrugged from the perspective of working class people after all the rich people fuck off? Or a Lord of the Flies sequel to the original when the rich dicks realize they won't have food or shelter because they don't know how to actually do work?

The mask is taken off and it's a third way Democrat decrying any movement left as political violence

If you could do this veteran a favor this #veteransday2025 please stop the blanket gratitude towards people who served in the military. If y'all had any idea how many outright white supremacists have served, you would have your flabbers gasted. GASTED I SAY!

Does anybody know if there is a legal mechanism to make all trump pardons null and void after this shitshow is resolved? Also, presidents shouldn't get to pardon without any sort of checks and balances.

I mean, I was already boycotting for moral reasons, but this gives me another reason not to set foot in Target ever again. Creepy Stepford Employees does not make for a good experience for me.

Does this guy get paid to crash out on main every few months or what?

This is horrifying

Zohran is getting the trash to take itself out! Already cleaning up the streets!

ADHD Brain go: Ok, time to do [task]. Oh yeah, I forgot I need to do [other task] before I can actually do [task]. Oh, but that would entail [lengthy task that I've been avoiding already]. Dang it, guess it's time for doomscroll and insidious onset of panic.

Folks who talk like this shut up real quick when they get popped in the mouth

Gripping interview. Johnson lays out a compelling reason to vote for Democrats in 26.

Collective action, babyyyyy!

I sincerely hope there is some form of legal shenanigans that ends in the Gyro being acquitted of any and all charges AND the federal government has to buy him lunch.

I'm getting real sick and tired of the phrase "purity test". Back in my day, we called it "having standards" and we liked it that way.

Democrats saw massive electoral wins last night. Celebrate, hug your loved ones, and then reset the clock. Fascism doesn't go down without massive violence and destruction.

Texans aren't bad, generally. Texas, the state apparatus, is fucked.

Numbers are coming in for the NYC Mayoral election. Mamdani at 51.5% of the votes with 36% counted so far www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

This is very sweet and uplifting 🫶