i can safely post this knowing my twitter presence has been fully erased from the internet 😮‍💨

sorry im going thru my external hd again 🫡

she was the moment. she was the era. (2010 duh)

i lowkey miss the boomerang days i posted this 100% seriously and without regret bring me back

honestly im blaming jeff mangum for making so many of us Like This

very glad i have implemented a system of just putting shows in my calendar and not actually getting tickets to them so instead of going i can simply ignore them

i cant believe they took this away from us

me embracing that i live in the midwest after … 9 years

not my dumb ass buying two copies of this bc i forgot i had one

went to the gym for the first time since my surgery in may and i consistently thought i was gonna vom all over the planet fitness treadmill for 2 miles 🤠

stank eye

No, that’s okay. We don’t need you to do that.

for everyone not in chicago, very normal stuff happening here. also videos from evanston this am of them sucker punching people and dragging their faces across the pavement. chicago res will not let these fuckers get away with this in the end 🙃

i would pay like a solid $250 to get my following list back from twit and to like actually find those ppl again. like i talked to so many of those people on the phone for like hours and i dont even remember their names anymore to look them up 😭

two person CSA my ass!!!! what do i do with all these besides pie, bread, or sauce?????

why do so many ppl hate tomatoes? grow up!!!!

i personally love that changing my name after marriage absolved me of all my embarrassing google results

i love that because were all ok w pronouns now teens can refer to a band of one person as “they” without getting the “WELL YOU KNOW ITS JUST ONE PERSON RIGHT?” thing

recovering from the best wedding ever by restarting totk and waiting patiently for mcdonalds to serve mcnuggets. (11???????)

idk if this is a new thing for being old or what but when i drink too much now my body literally buzzes when i’m sobering up? feels like it shouldnt do that but what do i know

it was good and like ten people came up and TOLD ME IT WAS GOOD So i think it was fine

i am nervous over 24 hours in advance of a wedding speech i am giving help i fear i will become mute upon the time i need to do it

dutifully ready 2 provide my Take

watching zohran make me a LITTLE sad because why were all chicagos options shit shit shit and also shit? like obviously i will go for johnson any day over fucking vallas but like where’s our person

IM SO EXCITEDDDD

oh yeah happy 21 birthday to my livejournal she can legally drink 🥹 proud of her

does anyone remember mumu player? 😮‍💨

i love her sm

just saw an opinion that made me mad

i have a crash out playlist and it’s just one song and it’s this

when u die can u see all the away messages you’ve ever put up

oh my god, an ancient mean girl artifact before subtweeting existed !!

i started reading my old livejournal bc its basically 21 years old (ddisuwhudifiehshdiejshsifiehajdoeieshdbjsudhdhaisifhwuaizbfjeaiskau) and after 30 mins i just automatically turned on weezer, like it pavlov’d me. help

imo absolutely cuckoo is the best crush song ever written

i reactivated my IG for a day and all ive gotten are ads for ketamine and lingerie

🥹

chicagooooo wyd

the gang’s all here for tron

oh u know just falling face first into the dirt

i cant fully describe it but this is what it feels like right before you throw up from drinking??

i don’t think i could ever run for public office for like 70 different reasons but one of them is definitely that i sent an ex a ~6000 word email once with no paragraph breaks whatsoever and that hasn’t yet come back to haunt me but i fear it will someday

i am naturally too smart + hot so the world had 2 handicap me by making me drink too much as a teen so i have functional brain damage and i eat like shit. now i can compete fairly w everyone else

have my period and tried not to cry after every song which was a very normal feeling

weird because i’ve only just turned 22

me forgetting to post this last nite bc i was too worried abt getting thrown up on (kumo 99)

“this is no carrie underwood song” and right when he said it, he realized he had gone too far. So he said in a jokey voice “WHO SAID THAT?”

the chokehold this album had on me

i completely forgot abt this song until the other day and it awakened my 15 yo self so bad. i remember being like “how am i supposed to choose an aesthetic btwn moody psych rock + shoegaze / twee / electro new rave” like that was the decision that would make or break my entire life