Tonight’s cocktail menu

It would be nice if my one form of turn-off-the-anxiety-and-dread-about-the-state-of-the-world distraction, i.e. watching Golden State play ball, was not in and of itself promoting extra anxiety and dread. It's my birthday, so maybe win one game?

I think Steph would immediately feel better if they signed Seth 🏀

12-3 run by Scrub Nation ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ 🏀

I am ready for Pat Spencer to enter this game and cause some chaos. His porn stache seems to make other teams irrationally angry 🏀

"Delay of game" let's delay the game even longer by giving out a tech 🙃

Oh Kay See announcers going on my list of annoying homers. Honestly wishing I could find a Fitz and Buike stream #GSW 🏀

JK 4 of 5 shooting right now + 3 assists. #GSW🏀

Not sure Steph is 100%. #GSW🏀

That was the first flagrant foul of Steph Curry's 17-year career -- 1,193 career games prior to tonight and zero flagrants. Got called for stepping into the landing zone under an Isaiah Joe attempted 3.

lol these OKC announcers. I hope they're as concerned when someone sticks a foot under Steph 🏀

Crossing my fingers that QP and TJD have extra good games tonight #GSW #NBA🏀

looks like it'll be basketball at the frog hotel then. I do not make the rules

Also I hope anyone who spends 150 bucks on this does not get one with the lettering all jacked up:

As a person that just isn't drawn to wearing brown (I honestly cannot think of a brown item that I have ever worn in my entire life) I am kinda disappointed about this Warriors City Edition. I hope other people like it though #DubNation #GSW

Jimmy Butler brought homemade cookies for the plane ride to Oklahoma City. 🏀 #DubNation

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Perfect D right there from Mo 🏀 #GSW

🔊 STOP SHOOTING THREES 🏀 #GSW

QP with the footwork!! 🏀

At least these Dubs are playing defense this game, but please please make some buckets 🏀

Oliver.

I loved The Lowdown. Brilliant show.

lol Joker super mad about that TJD block had to go grab Podziemski #GSW #NBA 🏀

"And Spencer, with that tremendous mustache, will go to the line" #NBA #GSW 🏀

this is not BP's game. Jokic going after him ever possession. He's doing his best to defend, but come on 🏀 #GSW #NBA

I don't think this starting 5 has ever played together? I mean it looks like it #GSW #NBA🏀

I had a great sandwich from Stay Gold Deli. #Oakland

lol Schroder held onto Spencer's arm the entire possession #NBA 🏀

Kings have taken advantage of mismatches without pros like Dray & Jimmy organizing the floor. QP can't be guarding Schroder. #GSW #NBA 🏀

I'm not mad at this game. It's good for Scrub Nation to be responsible from start to finish. Not surprising they're not as crafty with the FTs as DeMar DeRozan and on the second night of a B2B. #GSW #NBA 🏀

Clapping very loudly at my TV. LFG!! #GSW #NBA 🏀

Aw, looks like it just flipped the other way. Boooooo

Siskiyou County, apparently sick and tired of Doug LaMalfa, votes Yes on prop 50.

QP is looking much better on D this year. #GSW #NBA 🏀

Currently Moses Moody leads all scorers with 13 points on 67/75/100 shooting in 10 minutes. #GSW #NBA🏀

Mamdani winning is just more proof that Americans want progressive candidates who actually have the best interests of the people & not corporations or big money. Government officials & our tax dollars should work for us. No more corrupt bullshit that only benefits the few.

Where's the app I can use to report people blocking the sidewalk with their parked cars, and someone *immediately* shows up to ticket them? Bonus if there's another ticket for every single person whose life they make more difficult.

I have a Rancillio Silvia machine that I have used every morning since we bought it 17 years ago. It has definitely saved us money over buying cappuccinos every day. If the choice is home espresso vs buying regular cups of coffee, maybe not.

People are praising and posting the Teen Vogue Mamdani article, but just today Vogue booted out the editor Versha Sharma and is taking over Teen Vogue. Sharma has an Edward R. Murrow award for her work on Hurricane Maria. The new editor, Chloe Malle, is the daughter of Candice Bergen. 🙃

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Aw I am sad about who went home in the semifinal #GBBO

well boo

Really just watching to see if they show whoever wins the 50/50 draw.

The only person from whom I want news about clocks ⏰

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Only half watching the Pacers broadcast of the Dubs/Pacers game and the announcers pretty regularly get names wrong? Just called Podziemski "Porzingas" and "Pozinski", Butler "Walker" and Moses Moody "Gary Payton". #NBA 🏀

Worn #onthisday in 1955 by Pat Thornson, 17, elected "Sun Goddess of the Valley of the Sun," to open the first world world symposium on applied solar energy in Phoenix, AZ. #OTD @gettyimages.com

Siakim just gonna keep targeting him! #NBA 🏀