My birthday yesterday was nice. My housemate treated me to Outback Steakhouse. I had this appetizer of breaded shrimp that nearly killed me, it was great

Jolteon, but vintage Disney style...

Hmmm birthday in six days

Good morning and today I'll be examining why Mars has awful worldbuilding

Call me homiesexual because I love my friends

Tomorrow I'm going to the court to file for a protective order. My abuser found my Gofundme I posted last month, and with it, the city and state I live in as well as my online handle.

*whoosh* Do you hear that? It's the Nastiest. Sound. On Earth. *kickass guitar riff* This ain't your grandma's radio station. *angry old man noises* Welcome to the gutter. You've found the home of the dirtiest beats this side of Hell's third gate: 99.5... *Vine bassdrop* The Zit. *plays Billie Jean*

She's got so much fur that it can be hard for him to angle himself right. Luckily, the tail acts as support. And it's not like she's going anywhere! Charly (the Luxio) belongs to @charlysparks.bsky.social, who is also the artist ~ Rhian belongs to me.

He didn't really have many other places to stare at while he was going at it. Who can blame him for getting curious? Calypso (the Luxio) belongs to the incredibly talented @starluxioad.bsky.social ~ Rhian belongs to me. And, yeah, her scars are sexy.

It is VERY unhinged that this was the first art piece I acquired of Tessie after her ref. Honestly? I'm both proud of and embarrassed by that. Great first comm from @aztepkanyne.bsky.social ~

I've begun to notice I *may* have a thing for electric quadrupeds. Her name is Tessie. Short for Tesiuitl - an Aztec storm. Her tails rain like a stormcloud. Try not to bury your face in them; you'll get wet! She was designed by: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/cheefurraacc

A little talked about symptom of ADHD is Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria (RSD). This is an intense feeling that everyone hates you. RSD comes in waves, and does not require events to trigger it. You can be walking along with friends having a great time and suddenly you feel an outsider.

VR phantom sense but I'm stepping on your toes and getting all up in your personal space

Just waiting for someone to straight-up say I'm a bad person for liking Mega Zeraora

I have been repeatedly assured by multiple people that the only thing they find more offensive than me talking to them is me *not* talking to them. This is independent of what I am actually saying at any given moment.

Recently, a friend sent me a gift. A lovely gift. A gift I had to try once I had the confidence to. And... aaaaaaaaaa-

This my favorite eevee right here 👇

thunderbolt! stream comm from 2025 [ #calipyART ]

Hi I'm zap

Roses are red,

Happy Joltween~

8 despite my best efforts

I blame her for making me do this.....! buddymeter.com/quiz.html?q=...

ASD is struggling to keep from starving to death, and working so hard just to manage *that* much that you literally damage your own health in visible, physical ways, and listening to everyone who loves you scoff and say that's still not good enough

I'm being so real right now, learn how to engage in media as art and not a reflection of your own real life morals. consume things that make you uncomfortable and understand why it makes you uncomfortable. Don't just base yours and others morals standings on the media you consume.

I like to imagine all these people surrounding me in an angry mob ready to kick my ass— skircle.me/skircle

im jolteon

MEGA RAICHU X AND Y

My best friend's 27th birthday is 9/9. I choose to celebrate by pulling him close and rubbing his paws and kissing his forehead and calling him a good boy and telling him I love him~ His name is Miles, and he and I were drawn by eternallytardy! https://linktr.ee/eternallytardy

Me interrupting every time to tell my similar experience😭

I'M ONLY A LITTLE BIT ABSOLUTELY ECSTATIC ABOUT GETTING TO HELP YOU OUT

My team lead's nose started bleeding today for no other reason than he was just that stressed I wasn't far behind ngl

Fun fact: I'm actually a lot more useless than I appear :))

Starting next week I'll be working 50 hours for the foreseeable future For reasons that are hard to explain, I'm... actually kind of excited for it???

What gif pops up when you type your name?

Jolteon is cute and deserves just as much love :3

Miles adores devolving Rhian into an Eevee so that she can be small enough for him to kiss all the time. But sometimes even a Dark-type Eevee needs to rest and recover from all the smooching. Here she is atop a sandstone block. Credit to my best friend, Miles, for making this for me. <3

LET ME BRAG AT YOU ABOUT THIS STEAK I COOKED FOR MY FRIENDS

Bite bite bite bite I definitely headcanon phone juice tasting spicier than normal electricity. :3 🎨: @icelectric.bsky.social

I should REALLY make a SFW account (read: I should really find the social battery for that x.x)

My work leaves me alone with my thoughts for hours at a time It remains to be seen if this is a good thing

For the same reason she enjoys licking anywhere else, Mari - in spite of being ace - doesn't mind cunnilingus. Of course, it helps if she actually LIKES the person in question, and Troika's a hell of a charmer. Troika (the Cleyran) belongs to LeonSleeps, who is also the artist. <3 Mari is mine.

I am now feeling better jfc I needed this validation-by-proxy

1:20 AM, woke up by movement in the kitchen, and the intrusive thoughts are keeping me here. Seems like the harder I try to be a good friend, the harder I fail - and worse, the only thing more offensive than failing is not trying... Is it because I'm not charismatic enough? My head hurts...

You load sixteen tons, what do you get Your tail a foot longer, and all your fur wet Saint Rhian don't you call me, 'cause I can't go I owe my paws to the company store

sorry to ask, but i've been hit with a pretty sizeable dental bill on top of other issues. anything from donations to spreading the word helps. thank you. gofund.me/c566ae18

behold the "HTML bomb" It's a counterattack for AI companies that persistently scrape and rescrape your web site, even when you tell them not to when a scraper grabs it, it becomes a 10-gig HTML page and 💣 goes the scraper Item #6 in my latest "Linkfest" newsletter: buttondown.com/clivethompso...

Hey guys did you know bus routes go in both directions I'm as far south from my job as it is from my home And I'm still 5 miles from an exchange Send me an inhaler please