Light flickers. Me: "Damn, I forgot the utility bill." #adhd #adhs #tdah

Meow

ED just does not care #adhd

Have to share the excitement before I forget the excitement. #adhd #adhdmeme #adhs #tdah

**** off! #adhd #adhdmeme #adhs #tdah

"Later" is the indefinite period of time between "in 5 minutes" and "at the next winter solstice". #adhd #adhdmeme #adhs #tdah

"This is fine. I got this.Let me just do that one other thing" #adhd #adhdmeme #adhs #tdah #procrastination

It's a compressed conversation; an NT would not get it.

"You know, the thing you do when you cook... it's round" #adhd #adhdmeme #adhs #tdah

[Maniac Hitchcock Music intensifies] #adhd #adhdmeme #adhs #tdah

#adhd #adhs #tdah

Ah yes, the "rules" that must not be broken, and must not be spoken #adhd #adhdmeme #adhs #tdah

Ok, this is just funny 😅 #adhd #adhs #tdah

Who cares about yesterday's burnout? Today is a new day. #adhd #adhs #tdah

Um.... what was I saying?

"Two people are needed for the setup." "That reads like a suggestion." #adhd #adhs #tdah

"Harsh" #adhd #adhs #tdah #adhdmeme #rsd

Except for the one room. Never look in the room with the closed door. ##adhd #adhdmeme #adhs #tdah

This 👇🏼

Would you tell them? #adhd #adhs #tdah

"Magnets embody, as it were, the magic in our present world" #adhd #adhdmeme #adhs #tdah

Maybe the real journey is the jokes we make along the way #adhd #adhdmeme #adhs #tdah

👀

Well... #adhd #adhdmeme #adhs #tdah

*Baywatch title music intensifies* #adhd #adhdmeme #adhs #tdah

Yep. #adhd #adhs #tdah

Treat tomorrow- you as a good friend

Yes. This is me. #adhd

Being the funny one has been working for me since elementary school #adhd #trauma #comic #mentalhealth

Sixth basis: There is no chair

Well, he might be right

"How dare you!!!" #adhd #adhdmeme

Sometimes I feel ADHD is like Cyclops mutant power: Uncontrollable Punch Power from the Punch Dimension! (Look it up, it's true) (Damn, why can I remember THAT, but not the name of my friends son?) #adhd #adhdmeme #xmen (for some reason)

Also: "I can't remember the last 5 minutes of the journey. Why am I still alive?" #adhd #adhdmeme

Or is it just me? #adhd #adhdmeme

ADHD Time

Willpower is an illusion #adhd #adhdbrain #adhs #tdah

From now on, I will refer to my head as the "Thunder Dome." #adhd #adhdmeme #adhs #tdah

Dilemma #adhd

Nine out of ten pieces of "helpful advice" are like this. Planners, time blocking, Eisenhower Matrix—yes, nice concepts, but after two weeks, they've worn thin. #adhd #adhdmeme #productivity #adhs #tdah

Mind calisthenics #adhd #adhdmeme

Option 2 has cookies #adhd

"Let me start a slide show with all hurtful events of the last 10 years, followed by a list of people who certainly don't like you" #adhd #adhdmeme #adhs #tdah

Relatable #adhd #adhdmeme

Will.

Why is this so accurate?

I feel called out

Reason no. 1363 I'll never own an airline #adhd #adhdmeme #meme

Aaaand it's gone