😂😂😂😂😂

Nice Morrissey tattoo. #BonaDrag

Jimmy Kimmel should tell ABC to get fucked for bending the knee, and then tell Sinclair Broadcasting they can fuck off straight into the sun.

Nancy Mace’s dick may not be 12 inches, but it smells like a foot.

The rest of the time is smells like all of those things, plus rotting fish, a black trash bag filled with Trump’s diapers that been sitting out in the sun on a 100° day, skunk and sadness.

I’d be willing to bet that on a good day, Nancy Mace’s pussy smells like lutefisk, rotten cabbage, and durian fruit.

Yep

Apparently Charlie Kirk got shot. Anyway… What did you guys have for lunch.

No one believes Trump supporters are dumb and gullible more than Donald Trump.

I hate when we have the dumbest president.

😂😂😂😂😂

sir patrick stewart’s range is incredible: thread

There. I fixed it.

She’s a ten, but she calls her vagina “The Great Pit of Carkoon”

She’s a ten, but she calls her vagina “Thunderdome”.

Is the neoclassical metal world, which was taken by storm last year with a multivitamin gummy brand, okay?

the golden girls take over films: thread

The “Defend Liberty From Tyranny” crowd is completely okay with tyranny as long as they get to pick the tyrant.

Fuck the dnc and definitely fuck James Carville

White Trash Wins Lotto.

Given how fucked up this timeline is, this would not shock me. 🤪🤣

OH GOD OH FUCK!!!😂😂😂😂😂

Imagine if Musk makes a dating app? I would actually kinda like to see the trainwreck "matches" though 😂

If you sign up for these, well…you deserve what you’ll get - and what you’ll get is a Tijuana Donkey Show, except you’re not the donkey…

I bet it smells weird 🤣

😂😂😂😂😂

Are we sure the Pope didn’t die because JV Vance tried to pick him up and ended up breaking and dropping him like he did with Ohio State’s National Championship trophy?

“Canada gooses are majestic, barrel-chested, the envy of all ornithologies.”