"Depends on what you call working out. Do I go to the gym? Ew, no. Does my lifestyle include enough physically demanding tasks that I stay in shape anyway? Hell yes."

Wheeze. She's fairly certain he's just being silly. "Gasoline bad. Jet no."

"... You wanna deepthroat a gas dispenser?"

Who wants to play a game? It's called "Are the Babylon Rogues smuggling weapons or just hard drugs today?" What's YOUR guess?

My 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 , my 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟 𓈒

"I prefer robbing them blind, personally. Bruises and broken bones don't have the long-term effect like having a bank account drained because they need to replace their most precious items."

"I'm so glad my writer had to step away from the stream, and then forgot to return. She would've lost it." "Now excuse me while I stop her from pressing play on that clip."

"I was concerned until I saw the goofy ahh vid."

"Hell yeah! A song we both like!"

"Holy shit. You actually learned the lyrics to that?" She would continue the song, but the writer is blanking hard.

"Anyone up? I can't sleep again."

you hurt. it's okay. i hurt too. hold my hand.

"Free shit that's usually pink and involves hearts in some way." "But yeah, I'm right there with you."

Nothing nice at all? No capacity for happiness or anything else?

But she didn't even do anything! 😕

"... I just realized I don't remember when exactly my birthday is." "Uggggghhhh why do I have to have a broken brain?"

Cue a massive giggle for as she lightly bonks her head against his. "I'm asking what you want for your birthday, you dingus!"

"..." "D... Did you completely miss the question?

"I know you do, but I'm still not allowed to talk to you! Sorry!" Keep walking, Cloud. Don't make eye contact. Don't read his energy. Just. Keep. Walking.

// HELL YEAH THEY FINALLY ADDED DRAFTS.

"... I'm not supposed to talk to you." And she's walking away before she changes her mind.

"I don't know what this is about, but I like that idea too!"

Cloud just... stays there. Draped on his back. Content as can be. "Hell yeah! The question is, what do I get someone as awesome and talented as you? I've been wracking my brain and I can never think of anything."

"Ayo?"

Thieving 、Stealing 、taking what's not yours.

Just... Tackle-hugging him from behind. "Someone's excited."

Blink blink. She was just chilling, and now there's a small human... Ish child coming out of the pond. Even so, Cloud smiles brightly when they make eye contact. "Hi! Out for a swim?"

"Every day."

She's eyeing @aquatic-limerence.bsky.social from a distance. Is he going to be trouble for Jet?

"... Oh my God, someone finally gets it."

"Normal is overrated. Be weird!"

"So, I'm not the only one who becomes ridiculously accident-prone in the kitchen? Awesome."

// D... Did bsky really delete the 5 post response I had in the works? 😐

"Let's see... Theft, obviously. Vandalism, destruction of private and government property, robbery, helping with robbery, possession of illegal substances... Is there a separate thing for distribution of said substances? Because that too."

"... Bro, blink twice if you need rescue."

... She suddenly feels like she should watch her own back.

She's picking at the feathers on her head. Dandruff-like flakes are falling off. "Ugh, I hate molting..."

// Hello my muse has suddenly woke up. Guess this means I'm back.

// Putting this account on hiatus until further notice. Going through way too much shit to even think about coming here.

Cloud is staring at a poster that caught her eye. "Vehicular combat"... "Greatest wish granted"... It had to be a trap. Even she could see that. A promise like that was too good to be true. But what if it wasn't? What if she could finally...? No. No, even if it is true, she can't drive to save /c

"Wait, did you actually...?"

"There's no way that's a real song." "He made that up. I refuse to believe otherwise."

"... He didn't even mention feet, what the fuck?"

"Mina. MINA WHY DID YOU REPOST THAT?"

"The fact that they put him there is very concerning..."

You are not broken 、you are young and learning how to live.

"Wait, Eggman's cooking? That'll be a hard pass for me." "Yoinking Jet out of there, too."

"I really wanna go Christmas caroling. It sounds so fun! But I can never find a group to do it with..."

Oh boy. Things are going to get interesting if it discovers she's an empath... "Same as most, I suppose. Spending time with family and exchanging gifts. What about you?"