Blew Christmas

two straight dudes who love being straight

why don't YOU try having a holly jolly christmas, pal! why dontcha see what it's like, chief!

I get these overtures to debate this or that person and let me ask you something. Why, in god’s name, would I do that? Is this high school? Do I have abs again??? Stacked bangs? What’s debating do in 2025??

what in the god damn hell is wrong with the president

well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

Tchaikovsky like, “who up crackin‘ they nuts”

got roped into judging Xmas cookies a work. send insulin

Norman Podhoretz is dead. a lot of people are going to talk about his politics, but I'm going to remember him as the guy with such a filthy mouth that he made Philip Roth blush. at least according to Norman's own account. an inspiring achievement, making Philip Roth blush

looking forward to the Welcome to Derry/Derry Girls crossover

broke: it was also the night that the skeletons came to life woke: night of the cow

beginning to think the people criticizing this article haven’t read it. because nobody fucking reads anymore

it's actually better at this point if the president and his abject little buddies keep accelerating the off-putting words and actions. it would be better if none of it had happened, but the the more they reveal their endless psycho-sexual perversions, the faster we can be done with all of this

if you use AI I don't rock with you. unless you use it to generate misinformation and porn. those are just harmless hobbies

*guy who has only ever put his dick in peanut butter losing his virginity* getting a lot of peanut butter vibes from your vagina

there’s a real fucking movie for ya

bluesky more like wokescold guy

Charlie Kirk had the advantage of being iced young and at the peak of his power and influence. Donald Trump is declining in front of our eyes every single day. eventually he will shit himself on live TV and the aura will never quite be there, even for the diehard fans

if Mark is so Cuban he should go back there, I say

it's not a straightforward comedy, but imagine anybody other than DeNiro *at that time* playing Rupert Pupkin. it doesn't work!

wanna run for president and win? single issue platform: kill Ticketmaster. 98% turnout, 77% of the vote

hell yeah! no quarter for clankers

anti Trumpers who want to blame everything aberrant on Putin are the dumbest motherfuckers alive. there’s more evidence for Pizzagate

the poetry understander has logged on folks

important life development: listening to Mannheim Steamroller. if you even care!

Tom Cotton is a dead eyed psychopath who should be put down

warcrimes are official US policy now, just as they were before. warcrime empire, right in the fuckin toilet

smoking on that grinch pack. I’m smoking the grinch’s pack. I’m smoking grinch shit. smoking that grinch dope. eyyy I’m grinchin ovah heah

ai stands for ass invader

the truth is, Charlie Brown, that these are not very bright people, and things got out of hand

Molly is right. and you really learn how much of a dumbass someone is when they tell you they love AI. if you ask an LLM about something you actually know about, you see how bad it is

star wars was a cool movie. not sure about those other ones, don’t have time for sequels

just putting this here for posterity

marjorie taylor greene couldnt handle a single week experiencing 1% of the harassment that someone like ilhan omar probably experiences every day, in significant part because of her. she is weak and a coward and will rot in hell imo

I remember when centrists like Clymer were shitting all over her for being aligned with Bernie. I know we’re supposed to be gracious when libs finally move left but maybe we wouldn’t have Trump redux right now if they had been on the ball

hungry! at the office also bored! at the office

me up until two years ago: I don't need to know statistics, that shit's boring me today: aw fuck. aw shit. I should have taken a stats class. goddammit

I think it's nice that Dick Cheney's corpse got a little celebration, must feel nice while your soul is roasting in eternal hellfire

there's an easy fix for a guy like Bovino

the president is crashing out. the president has no rizz. the president is swagless.

writing a memoir about how I'm perfect and everyone else is the bad guy

I remember one reviewer of The Social Network saying that the meeting between Larry Summers and the Winkelvii twins portrayed in the film represented the changing of the economic and social guard, and actually that was dead wrong! It's all the same rotten kettle of fish!

*duck lips* Zo-RAN "KWAH-meh" Mam-DAN-ee

I'm actually out of jokes re: Nuzzi and all the blathering old men she collects. it's actually making me pretty sick to my stomach at this point

had my first truly decent day on BlueSky. I basically said "hey get a load of this asshole" and ever since my menchies have been chock full of people agreeing with me. old twitter never dies if it lives in our hearts

*Jeff Tweedy voice* Livvy don't cry you can rely on me honey every worm in my brain is dead

people who hate Olivia Nuzzi: 1. her ex 2. her editor 3. her esthetician people who love Olivia Nuzzi: 1. former Graydon Carter employees 2. old dudes who think they got a chance

*Bill Clinton voice* hey Donald what that mouth do

Admiral Ack-bar and he looks like Cathy from the comic strip of the same name. That would be pretty funny.

what the heck. drugs are illegal. didn’t this guy know that? he‘s in law enforcement. what is he, stupid or something?