Those videos of dogs supposedly talking using things speech therapist use on my kids feel pretty terrible, tbh

Quiet, quiet Piggy, what?? That’s wild.

So what deranged things happened today while I was teaching 11 year olds how to embed a quote into a sentence?

I actually don’t think there are direct sexual elements of T in the files or with what’s left of them files. But I think there is plenty to show he knew what was going on and plenty on his gross friends and people we didn’t think were gross.

at last, my love of canned goo is vindicated collectivized, unionized and delicious

I kind of want to tear down my animal crossing island but I’m really fond of it and I won’t get as much stuff in a new iteration bc no one is having big online events where you can go find new things. Such problems

I was trying to order these special Christmas themed dish towels for my kids’ teachers and it kept spitting back my address as unsupported. I couldn’t figure out why and then I realized they are a Canadian company :(

We are probably more in. Game of Thrones situation than a SW one. But that’s bc SW is designed to be kid friendly so things are less messy.

How would releasing those files hurt Trump if he's not in them?

I thought it said “your nausy ape meat” instead of “you nauseate me” in You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch for a really really long time. And I thought “that makes zero sense but nausy ape meat does sound pretty gross🤷🏼‍♀️.”

I saw some news outlet saying “does Putin have photos…” which sounds like one is saying does Putin have something on them like hypothetical photos.BUT it is “the photos” implying specific existing photos and while I think they would likely be joke photoshop ick, you never know.

Wake up at 1 am for the heartburn; stay for the enchanting rampant anxiety

Jeffrey Epstein and Trump seem like they’d be pervy men in a VC Andrews novel, but one set in the world of rich Floridians

So what’s Rep Young Kim have to say about all this? Probably nothing.

Do moms of typical kids feel this constant sense of guilt and terror?

I’m so tired of my 8 year old who is ID, nonverbal and autistic having to do a letter a week fourth year in a row. Like if he’s not getting it yet, teaching him this way is not working or he’s just not going to get it. He doesn’t need four years of animal habitats.

Teacher supporting this union. I never spend money on SB anyways bc I constantly get gift cards from people, but you won’t see me crossing a picket line.

Are normal people really buying all new Christmas decor every year or is that just trendy thing to criticize but is really only done by influencers?

I swear to god if I could live in an alternate universe where everyone didn’t constantly talk about TS and SS, I would be a happy woman. I’m so sick of those two.

I’m always chasing the feeling of satisfaction and joy I got from playing Animal Crossing New Horizon during the pandemic

What do you do when you don’t like your job but you can’t leave it bc you are fortunate enough t to be able to receive a pension in 2032? It seems like a doable chunk of time but I’m frequently depressed and miserable:(

Today feels like Saturday and I keep remembering and then getting depressed bc I don’t want to go tomorrow morning

I’ve been on Otezla for about two weeks and my lymph node that has felt like abnormal bone growth to the point where my gp didn’t know it was a lymph node and sent me to a specialist has almost disappeared…my elbow patches are going away and my baby toenail has grown back…

So my sister officially has declared she now has no pto for my potential visit so I guess I’m canceling bc what’s the point? I could rent a car and go to Williamsburg and Gettysburg etc but I’d be alone and the whole point was to be christmassy with my sis:(

Think I might eat a pomegranate today. Better get out my smock and the tarps

I tried an Etsy witch spell bc why not. Since then, my child had rampant gi explosions, got into gummy pepto bismal and ate half a bottle of it and also my husband got a flat tire. I also had the worst day teaching so I don’t think it’s working yet

We are actually just in hell and no one is going to help us bc they don’t care. I am never this disillusioned but this has just moved into a new zone

So, is it done? This has been unbelievable and it has all been for nothing, apparently, other than proving dems are weak. This is so pathetic and embarrassing and scary

I really liked Frankenstein except for Mia Goth. She felt miscast to me. Like I get it in theory, but when she was actually acting in the movie, it felt like it didn’t work….costumes were gorgeous, though

One of my great season joys are YouTube ambiance videos of lakeside porches and coffee shops and fireplaces and now they are all ai:( I mean before, it was just someone’s badly done photoshop but I loved it

Laundry do-ers who deal w/incontinence: I have found a recipe to help: two scoops of Funk Rock mixed with Dirty Diaper detergent (Rockin’ Green brand) on hot water wash with a pre-soak. Optional: Clean People brand oxi bleach alternative. #caregivers #toiletingissues

Ladies, just imagine this picture in real life but they are looking at YOU as you walk into the room. I just grossed myself out.

Sometimes I think if we survive, democratically intent, to the next presidential election and the results are fair and non-manipulated by Elon etc., what will happen. Will we have an even more destructive Jan. 6 insurrection? Until recently, I thought both sides were secretly more prepared

I had a headache last night that was terrifying. It didn’t feel like a migraine, it felt like a cap of throbbing pain whereas my migraine is generally one side of my face miserable pain. I took an Aleve and a migraine pill and an ice pack and eventually fell asleep but I was scared

I feel sort of like the Rohirrin post Helm’s Deep, where they know there are worse battles to come, but they still take a moment to celebrate. Next up, Pelennor Fields.

Sir or ma’am. This is not the moment to do this:

Djt, we hate you and what you and your creepy weirdos are trying to do to our country. You might respond with drama abd cruelty and try to make us pay, but that won’t change the fact that we don’t like you, and we don’t want you and we think you are grotesque.

I just saw one of those dhs starship troopers/robocop “ads” while putting on Harlem globetrotters videos for my son and I’m still 😮

I’m tired. I spent all talking to and listening to other teachers which is aggravating. I basically got told I didn’t age well by someone, my house is a mess and I’m just tired of diapers and pull ups and pee:( and I have to work forever in general, and tomorrow, specifically

Can’t wait to see th ai renderings of Miller and Vance as muscular supermen with Jesus lurking over them like we’ve had with Trump

I love teaching The Westing Game. There is some dated language but the heart of it is so contemporary and important.

Dear internet: are you sure I have to keep teaching until I’m 55? I’m really really tired and bet I’d do a good job at Trader Joe’s.

Starting Otezla for my newly diagnosed Psoriatic Arthritis. I hope it works. I have such bad sleep bc I’m often up with gnawing pain in my hands and feet:/ it’s gotten exponentially worse as time goes on, too:(

Here’s my hot take: carving pumpkins sucks. It’s a gross sensory nightmare and by the time I’ve cleaned all the shit out of the pumpkin, the last thing I want to do is fail at making a cool face. It only seemed cool bc my dad did it for us.

I’m so tired of all of this. I’m scared for everyone and myself and my kids who will need so much assistance as they grow. Today I keep thinking about what will happen when we die and who will look over them and make sure they are being taken care of. Crying had happened.

Now I’ve seen a British woman talking about how her main issue with the ballroom demo/rebuild is that it will assuredly be ugly. Then, a presumably American woman who was trying to seem cool by saying “knickers in a twist” agreed and said that people were only mad bc of who was doing it

You know what? I’m gonna say it: I think Taylor Swift is a bad artist. Her lyrics are just bland confessionalist poetry from a boring person set to boring music at best. I’m glad her fans love her music and it speaks to them but I just don’t get why. And that’s fine. I don’t have to…that said

Okay Bluesky, I’m now appropriately terrified and disgusted, so it’s time to say goodnight.