What you need is a Mr Benn-type dressing up box, so you can appear as a different character each time.

Once I came home from work and Ed from the Chemical Brothers was in my living room. True story #totp

When your children don’t believe you performed on #totp

Generation X and The Pretenders in the bar after #scenes #totp

Always terrible at miming but what a beautiful man #totp

Billie, TLC and these backing dancers all doing dresses/skirts over trousers. Loved that 90s look #totp

I was once in room with Dane Bowers. He was evidence that the camera adds pounds. Much slimmer and better looking IRL #totp

All the 90s hair dos in one band #totp

Jagger looking fucked up and iconic at the same time #totp

@cupiedoll.bsky.social @khorsey.bsky.social immense

@cupiedoll.bsky.social @khorsey.bsky.social

Just been grinning like a goon at the amazingness of Diversity and the #scd professionals

I’m still waiting for my annoying neighbours to collect 3 crates of wine which were delivered days ago and are still in my living room because they are too heavy to move. I would absolutely keep them and claim ignorance if the courier hadn’t taken a photo.

Things you would only hear at the bar, during a Charlatans gig in 2025 ‘I think you teach my son art!’

I fucking love swearing but why anyone would have this vulgarity in their house is a mystery to me

I keep this pic in my phone because it makes me laugh #openahotel

It’s a no from me on Kates hat #celebritytraitors

CAT ON THE TUBE. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

I think that it THE MOST unrelatable dance I’ve ever seen. I feel old #scd

When you’re favourites to leave, maybe don’t do a dance inspired by wooden, rigid and awkward puppets #scd

@cupiedoll.bsky.social @khorsey.bsky.social catlolz (via @geefunk.bsky.social )

@cupiedoll.bsky.social @khorsey.bsky.social I hope it’s real

I genuinely don’t know but presume stefan is dancing to the theme from Miami Vice or something since they’ve put him in ’costume’ again. Why do they have to make anyone over 55 look stupid?

Iconic is an overused word. Except when referring to Diana Dors in the Prince Charming video #totp

Dollar. At the time, proper uncool. Now, banger after banger #totp

If you see a bored man in the crowd it’s a BBC shop steward skiving off #totp

Lots of layering in audience hairdos #totp

@cupiedoll.bsky.social @khorsey.bsky.social id have dropped by just for a pub cat. But THIS GUY HAS A RUFF

@pollybirkbeck.bsky.social @cupiedoll.bsky.social 👀

Our lovely intern sent out an email today asking if we wanted a band for the Christmas party and using a picture of Syd Barrett era Pink Floyd. I hope she can book them.

@cupiedoll.bsky.social cats feature obvs

@cupiedoll.bsky.social @khorsey.bsky.social my vote goes to Luna

When you want a cuppa and you pass a CAT CAFE but it’s closed. FML

Can we talk about this dog and it’s name

Well this is delightful

For years I have diligently kept the spare buttons I get with the clothes I buy. Just found the right button for a much loved item bought in New York about 8 years ago.

Gotta love a tourist on the tube asking how to get to North Green-witch

I’ve just found out that it was Rickie Lee Jones voice sampled for The Orbs Fluffy Little Clouds. OMG, WTF, etc etc #totp

Whilst both having their merits, the contrast between PIL and Supertramp is quite other-worldly #totp

Christian and Geri Horner are just going to do their own series with Netflix right? Where we get to see them and their family farting about and being smug.

Quite bored of the Oasis hyperbole now, thanks.

Happy place and all that

The Netherlands mgr has the look of your first boyfriends mum in 1985 #engvned #euro25

@cupiedoll.bsky.social FYI. Unfortunately I’ll be ‘enjoying’ another musical event

Just went out into the garden

Just if cuddling up to my hot water bottle. Except it’s been in the fridge all day. Winning.

@khorsey.bsky.social @cupiedoll.bsky.social have the sound on so you can hear Miso shouting

Our fancy office filter coffee maker stopped working and someone had to download an ap and update the software to do some trouble-shooting. It cost £300 and I can’t even work it. I’d have been happy with a £30 job from Argos

When you lock yourself out of the house but happen to have your property on the market and the estate agents are open on Saturday and have a set of keys