@cupiedoll.bsky.social @khorsey.bsky.social id have dropped by just for a pub cat. But THIS GUY HAS A RUFF

@pollybirkbeck.bsky.social @cupiedoll.bsky.social 👀

Our lovely intern sent out an email today asking if we wanted a band for the Christmas party and using a picture of Syd Barrett era Pink Floyd. I hope she can book them.

@cupiedoll.bsky.social cats feature obvs

@cupiedoll.bsky.social @khorsey.bsky.social my vote goes to Luna

When you want a cuppa and you pass a CAT CAFE but it’s closed. FML

Can we talk about this dog and it’s name

Well this is delightful

For years I have diligently kept the spare buttons I get with the clothes I buy. Just found the right button for a much loved item bought in New York about 8 years ago.

Gotta love a tourist on the tube asking how to get to North Green-witch

I’ve just found out that it was Rickie Lee Jones voice sampled for The Orbs Fluffy Little Clouds. OMG, WTF, etc etc #totp

Whilst both having their merits, the contrast between PIL and Supertramp is quite other-worldly #totp

Christian and Geri Horner are just going to do their own series with Netflix right? Where we get to see them and their family farting about and being smug.

Quite bored of the Oasis hyperbole now, thanks.

Happy place and all that

The Netherlands mgr has the look of your first boyfriends mum in 1985 #engvned #euro25

@cupiedoll.bsky.social FYI. Unfortunately I’ll be ‘enjoying’ another musical event

Just went out into the garden

Just if cuddling up to my hot water bottle. Except it’s been in the fridge all day. Winning.

@khorsey.bsky.social @cupiedoll.bsky.social have the sound on so you can hear Miso shouting

Our fancy office filter coffee maker stopped working and someone had to download an ap and update the software to do some trouble-shooting. It cost £300 and I can’t even work it. I’d have been happy with a £30 job from Argos

When you lock yourself out of the house but happen to have your property on the market and the estate agents are open on Saturday and have a set of keys

@khorsey.bsky.social @cupiedoll.bsky.social

Can’t listen to this without thinking of Inside No.9, Twelve Days of Christine 😢 #totp

I miss Socialists in the charts #totp

Has anyone bought a car off Cinch. Are they any good?

I installed TikTok today for work purposes and was immediately confronted with pouting school girls and uncensored images of the Liverpool incident. So that was edifying.

Fair play to our girls for owning that #eurovision

The outfit action of the country reps is worth staying up for #eurovision

As usual I’m MYSTIFIED by the front runner. Austria was appalling ear torture #eurovision

I think the Armenian topless guy and the Finnish pole dancing babe should get married. #eurovsion

What the hell just happened

And yet his family receive money from taxpayers because they are ‘public servants’ just like teachers, nurses, doctors etc

A rare visit to Harrow on the Hill tube stn and marvelling at the 30’s design and curved glass in steel window frames of the waiting rooms

I know it’s only a matter of time but let’s take a moment to enjoy our timelines: no ads, no promoted posts from the unhinged, no sexy ladeees, no ‘you’ll never believe what so-and-so said, it will end her career!’ Nice isn’t it.

I need a new car after writing mine off and I cannot think of anything more boring than car shopping and I just can’t be arsed to start

Saw Cara Delevingne and her considerable luggage on the Eurostar. She didn’t have to wait for nearly two hours in a shit-show queue though.

First proper gig I went to without any ‘chaperone’ at the Lyceum in London. It was smashing. I wish I still had the wee poppy badge #ripmikepeters #thealarm

I have questions

I had an MRI today. I asked to listen to ‘pop’ music but if I’d known that was going to be Ed Sheeran I’d have asked to listen to the clanking metal instead

I just saw a young hipster on an electric unicycle carrying a cat. I obviously have questions.

I just pulled a rake out the shed and there was, what looked like, the start of a wasps nest on the prongs. Now there’s one angry wasp chasing me round the garden and I can’t cope.

'Breakfast Cat' by Ruskin Spear (1911-1990) (Private collection)

I’m in Sicily 💅. From my hotel room I’m watching Mount Etna have a vape.

@khorsey.bsky.social want

new addition to my informal list of wikipedia editors' best artistic impressions of nonexistent things

On my train home. This is really upsetting me. 🤢