Thought about keeping this a secret until we did a thing about it but given the state of our life and everything we figured we'd share Our puppy, and now, our wife We really hope things work out so we're around to see the future we've dreamed of with her (And get her a proper fitting ring)

I married a deity here It helps remove all of my fear I think it's a god And sure, it's quite odd But everyone just calls me "queer"

Hey all, gonna post my GFM again on here. I've got a full time job again, but hours are shaky currently and my partner and I are still looking to move house within the next 2 months. If anyone could provide us with financial support, or spread the link, I'd appreciate it. <3 gofund.me/2b7a92e0e

fuck you (waters your wine)

the piece of news I did NOT want to see as a Mariners fan with a Mets fan gf

Hey everyone, My partner Malice XIII and I are needing to move house in the next ~4 months. We are raising funds to gain financial stability, and cover certain moving and basic living costs. Any support you can provide would be much appreciated. Link below: gofund.me/190ee9740

FUNDRAISER UPDATE: We have already raised over $750! We appreciate everyone's support. Keep spreading this link around, and please donate if you're able. Every dollar counts :)

Hey everyone, My partner Malice XIII and I are needing to move house in the next ~4 months. We are raising funds to gain financial stability, and cover certain moving and basic living costs. Any support you can provide would be much appreciated. Link below: gofund.me/190ee9740

We got told about the mets trading nimmo yesterday and just,

some people have to realize there's a massive difference between "i cant" and "i wont", especially in crucial situations

baseball player who coughs so hard his arms involuntarily swing and hit a 600 foot home run

girlfriend just literally drooled from listening to my heartbeat. its totally not thinking about draining my blood :)

there are manic dream girls in your area those dreams may be nightmares, but they do exist

i get bullied by my deity girlfriend with headlocks and noogies. ask me anything

THIS JUST IN: 1 psychopath voted Vince as the favorite of #BB27

Going to make a post about this because honestly, for once we're trying to actually do something for our birthday Unfortunately we're... perpetually broke, due to being on SSI and everything, so we wanted to ask for bill assistance so we can... do... something?? For it? www.paypal.me/MayaShinohara

she ze on my dong till i mao

you're looking through the treetops and you need birds now CALL JG WENT-CHIRP 877-NEST-NOW

of course i clot fast, i got fish to catch

i hate spy kids 3d APRIL FOOLS!!!!!1!!!!1! hey im going to pizza hut does anyone want anything

folks be endlessly looking through social media for porn. call that goonscrolling

call me Carmen the way I'm trans, smoking too many cigarettes, and contemplating horrifying creatures (@vluisasantiago.bsky.social)

happy Valentine's Day! if you're looking for a gift for your massive Seattle polycule last second, just get a massive pack of Bluey valentine candies meant for classrooms. it'll do the trick

can we hit each other with knife-edge chops until we both have blisters on our chests? (sexual)

my left hand is both in and out. because of hoke(y pokey)

if they ever say they have good pussy, I assume they mean this

just came fucking a tboy while it was technically Halloween. about to get haunted by the ghosts of faggots past

absolutely in love with experimental dissociatives. call that My Chemical Romance

she blew my sky til I was more social

a little who is incredibly neurodivergent. she's got that awwwtism

"every problem can be solved by drugs. bad breakup? drugs. feeling anxious? drugs. bad drug trip? more drugs. it's the only way", said every Seattle tgirl ever

I love my dumb faggot life.

2 littles regress and fuck each other. call that a playdate

if the worst version of myself is still loved and appreciated to this degree, just wait until I'm actually doing okay mentally. I'll be fucking God

alright, time to bring my specific brand of awful kink memes to this app.

I am dog