I want this to be a lie... I bought this album the day it dropped.

Always and forever. Hit post skeet skeet skeet skeets motherfucker.

Evergreen

Establishment Dems presenting their policy changes in response to DSA wins.

Lavender oil is just poppers for white women.

Hard to believe the Vote Blue No Matter Who" crowd would turn like that. Signing pledges to uphold moderate policies. These people are a malignancy.

Abolishing the DoE would have some bizarre knock-on. Blue state kids understanding evolution while red state kids think humans rode dinosaurs. But both agreeing every instance of US military intervention was good and justified.

The move where a colleague asks me what I brought for lunch for me to pull out nicotine pouches and a bottle of San Pellegrino never gets old.

Reap the whirlwind, you pieces of shit.

Lived in Mormon land long enough to not be remotely surprised this exists.

Just remembered the time when Dane Cook was a going concern in stand-up, and one of his jokes was specifically about having an itchy asshole. Subtext being he doesn't wipe properly. Wild thing to admit in front of a crowd.

Late to the commentary party, but this reflecting pool shit just keeps getting funnier.

I’m sorry, no. This is not the guy who did the reflecting pool. No. Come on. We’re just putting a hat on a hat here. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/u...

Important we remember during Pride, and year round.

Happy Pride, everyone.

I...don't even know what to do with this.

Dude sucked ass, and every lib demanded we vote for him. Twice. Until they fielded am even more dogshit candidate who promised more of the same. Then they acted surprised when 2.0 lost. Because they're stupid as fuck.

I once had somebody explain the difference between fantasy genres as "In high fantasy, nobody poops. And in low fantasy...there's poop on 'everything' ". And that's pretty much it, to be honest.

is there any better metaphor for the democratic party than an old man on his deathbed trying to impede progress

This almost reads like the primary sales pitch for "zero income tax" states in bullshit.

Whew. Sure glad it wasn't a statue of Jesus....

This The Devil Wears Prada Diet Coke commercial is the bleakest thing ever.

Ok. Time to build a Death Guard army.

Update: Nurgle is pretty cool.

Everyone except the folks who were like "Yeah, Joe. Can we not slaughter Palestinians en mass and brutalize college kids?".

Turns out liberals get very upset when you point out they'll have to justify their genocide apologetics to whichever god they may subscribe.

The hypothetical Dem admin will absolutely not do a single solitary fucking thing about this.

US conservative conspiracy theorists who spent time going on about humiliation rituals are real quiet about what Hegseth had to claim today.

Whoever designed this bladder scanner needs to calm down..

I get some sleep and now I wake up siding with the Pope? Fucking dammit...

The weirdest people on earth spent ages droning on about "humiliation rituals", but are dead silent when shit like this happens.

I guess Iran has no choice but to block only Israeli and Israel-bound ships, and continue attacking only Israel.

Quite curious to see if Isreal continues pushing the "Iran committed war crimes" angle.

I've been angry lately. Frankly, it's my baseline at thisnpoint. But on the off chance I haven't been angry enough, I'm going to catch up on some @edzitron.com output.

I have zero faith they would or will do a single solitary fucking thing.

Seems there may be some "You cease while we continue to fire" action going on. Classic Israel.

Ok. Update. I've officially started acquiring Warhammer 40k starter materials and connecting with local game shops. Looks like I may be finding a new hobby.

Its so cool that Dems given the opportunity will do absolutely nothing about any of this, and we will get to do it all over again in a handful of years.

If you see a lib jumping on some #TACO shit, go after them. And hard.

If you see a lib jumping on some #TACO shit, go after them. And hard.

The Trump admin stomping an oversized Florsheim on its own dick and scrambling to save face.

Gooooooood morning friends ☀️ You know the day... Monday 🗿 Hope everyone has a great start to the week!

Oh my god. Tammy. Fuck. Off.

This kid would absolutely Eiffel Tower a couch with JD Vance.

“I love video games. They help me relax.” *Plays most stressful games ever created.*

This kid would absolutely Eiffel Tower a couch with JD Vance.

I have no interest in tabletop gaming, but I could consume Warhammer 40k lore for hours on end.

Iran is now releasing cartoons that Trump can understand (via Bill Madden) 😂🤣👇

That's Javier Milei.