starting to become suspicious of the Stealing Machine That Uses Our Drinking Water and its consequences

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

An administration driven by greed, cruelty, and frankly a sort of empty-hearted boredom. The death of innocents so they can beat their chests and line their already fat wallets. Whatever comes next has to at least look like justice. We cannot just turn the page for the sake of one party’s comfort.

paying to keep your old pokemon in the cloud is a form of child support

those bastards at taco bell took away the quesarito just so they could shrinkflate it

this year i was derek yu's little gamer

finished metroid prime 4, it's a solid B for me. there was a point where i was concerned it might be a bare bones hackney of sections of game made by entirely different dev teams but by the end it felt p cohesive

need smart glasses that identify alloys and tell me what kinds of various weaponries they are weak to

metroid prime 4 is good. namaste

honey i micro'd the plastics

metroid games fill the power fantasy of seeing a weird spot in the corner of the room and getting rewarded for it

a cannon made of glass... how has no one thought of this im a genius

when are the horrors beyond my comprehension coming, the ones i'm comprehending already fuckin suck man

Naked children torn from their mothers and tossed into vans. U.S. citizens detained for hours in zip ties. Doors kicked in and belongings stolen or destroyed. This is the reality of Trump’s deportation agenda. It was always about cruelty.

the downfall of human society began when they made dildo_hitler change his name

the sword of damocles needs to stop being such a tease

i think its beautiful that watching sports legally or not, youre gonna see a lot of gambling ads

they threw me in jail in silksong just because i'm still in act 1... smdh

Man… if they take me apart at the neck one day, y’all gotta make sure my memorial video gets more that 26,000 views. Idc how, like, even if you just put some greatest hits in there, like when we won PUBG the first time or that time I stunted on Jaden Smith without realizing it.

oh to be a squirrel tripping over a twig

america in 2028

ILLINOIS — Trump’s Gestapo violently throws female congressional candidate @KatAbughazaleh to the ground to the ground

they did choose their shot pretty well bc it really is hard to give any type of a shit about jimmy kimmel. dudes name sounds like ice cream toppings

donkey kong bananza is good but genuinely believe the game would be better if it was more knuckles in sonic adventure and less minecraft digging

ok maybe my brain wasn't ready for social media again

lmao that hulk hogans death got overshadowed by another racist guy. he finally did a job on his way out

Incredible achievement that the one price that the Trump administration has brought down notably is "cocaine."

hornet from silksong does not need to yell at the bell beast when it is right there resting. just rude

this sword looks mighty nice and powerful, no chance at all that i ever die by it

walking into my parents room to tell them i shit my pants

Wild how political alliance with Zionism sweeps all sorts of wild statements about Jews under the table

they named it what now

if charlie kirk being murdered makes you feel worse than watching a genocide take place in real time, than all the school shootings that have happened, than watching people being deported to a torture prison in el salvador with no due process, that tells me everything I need to know about you

no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace

touching: racist man gets one last chance to be racist before dying

everyone's got that one homie playin botw

maybe if the all american rejects didn't move along when everyone was wrong we wouldn't be in this mess

dunkin donuts breakfast sandwiches taste like a tire

i could afford to lose a multitude or two

thank god gamer gate happened so we can now have hard-hitting games journalism like this

thinking about how the nucleus is the powerhouse of the cell

my experiments would never be social

anyone else ever feel like a little freak experiment that their parents made

if i became immortal i would just replace my fear of death with a fear of the heat death of the universe

the impact of the release of sonic adventure 2 battle on western civilization

if we're going back to the 1500s peasantry then you better know i'm getting up to some jester-esque shenanigans

the families of 9/11 victims should have gotten to play on osama bin ladens computer

what the hell did people do if they were mad at their parents before linkin park