call me maybe is a secret sequel song to kiss me thru the phone. how about you call me first, maybe? and then we'll see how it goes

if i was born like 5 years earlier and i saw 9/11 there's a good chance id be like "this is just like when the plate fell on sector 7"

keep up the pressure guys! we're almost there! they're gonna admit the minions actually did work for hitler any day now

getting into the guinness world record book for worlds smallest molecule

frosted shredded wheat squares in da club

basically every company is run by a legion of sociopathic gambling addicts trying to hit big. except for the computer companies which are run like drug cartels

it's that time of the year where u have to do electricity calculations to use the microwave

games have been huge success. thats why we're firing every one who makes games. also we are going to make it so players can no longer buy games

from a very young age i knew i was destined to smoke a cigarette

even if it was good policy, this shit is completely ancillary to the goal of actually limiting the power of big tech. Elon Musk has a trillion dollars and is trying to start a global race war, your response to that can’t be “kids should be on their phones less”

every time netflix does something i don't like i decide it is money laundering

playing ff7 for the first time (remake) and it's hard not to think of this quote while i play it

roast turkeys. good luck getting health you dumb fucks!!!

the evil villain depot is having a liquidation sale on evil thrones as they move into the tech sector, lets go check it out dude

rf kuang.... ur books are magic slop

a lot of people never spent an afternoon trying to make Smarterchild on AIM their friend and decided robots are bullshit after getting nowhere

inspector gadget using his tools to toll evade on the highway

inspector gadget using his tools to toll evade on the highway

cookies are fuckin 🔥🔥🔥🚒🧯👶👨🏻‍✈️🧎‍♂️‍➡️🦬

you enjoy videos of people falling? you enjoy slip slop? seriously????

*2012 tweet voice* oh but when i start a fight on the presidents lawn obama starts blasting his playlists to get me off the property

something insidious is happening with deoderant sizing and pricing...

every time i log on these days i have my funny little quip in mind then i read The Worst Shit Ever and i forget what i was gonna say

everyone's first game with leon kennedy as a protagonist they're like "oh great the emo guy" and then by the end they're in love with him

the algonquin round table fell off

out: you can't take it with you in: we all drop loot eventually

Really glad he eventually cleared this up

played Tunic 4 years late, think it's neat with some issues infinitebacklog.net/users/meepis...

the year is 2026. wwe has become dogshit. the main form of sports entertainment is real sports

games need less soulslike bosses and more bosses that are like "muahahahaha do not hit my giant, glaring weak spot"

The computer lost the mandate of heaven when the humble, helpful "program" was replaced with the insidious "app"

hoping nintendo gives me a little shoutout in the next direct for being there for them all these years

operation meeps sleeveless summer is go

today on the 20th anniversary of the falador massacre, i remember our fallen heroes 🫡

this take may be tired but no one from fyad should be allowed to be on a podcast

the 7 habits of highly fuckable people

i finally finished link's awakening dx for the first time and awooooooo it's good infinitebacklog.net/users/meepis...

wind waker may have the best sound design ever in a video game. the little jingle when the wind changes directions. link's raspy "come on" when he calls stuff. beadle. and the whole soundtrack rips. and the miniblins forever live in my brain

“Everyone’s secretly using AI because it’s just too good!” No, no they’re not. This is the type of thing you say when you want to convince people you’re actually morally superior for wanting an algorithm to write your dog shit thoughts out for you.

Mr. Rochester spoke "Janey, you lookin' bussin' 67. Want to head to McDonalds and try the new Big Arch?" Jane thought for a moment. That delicious flavored bun, juicy meat, and special sauce? How could she turn down such an offer. Click Here For $2 Off Your Next Order at McDonalds.

boots was using bridget as a footrest earlier. cmon girl, don't let him treat u like this

if you live in texas they give you a microchip that makes you 10% more evil, so you must account for that at all times

let's all take turns beating this guy up and giving em a noogie

had a dream last night the cops showed up at my door to arrest me for "deal fraud"

i dont trust people who want zero bathroom talk. one of the few universal parts of the human experience and you want to hear NOTHING?

the diamond of my childhood cd collection

according to my calculations i just need to preserve all items in my life against the concept of entropy infinitely until my dying day. and then i get to have a single avocado toast. 100,000 of those and i get a house

who remakes the remake's remake