i wrote a review for metroid other m bc i played it again recently and also the first time i played it i was half as old as i am now infinitebacklog.net/users/meepis...

this guy wants potstickers

well at least the mcdonald's mario toys are easter themed

that's ok! i'm not buying that garbage!

kids stop doing cool anime punches on each other this instant

people out here revving their engines like gas is $2.50 a gallon

i watched harold and kumar 2 days ago and i tried to fight the marketing but yeah i need to hit up the castle

not even fun to say pain at the pump anymore :(

playing metroid other m again bc wii retro achievements just released and yep. it's bad! not only for the cutscenes but man mapping the dodge button to movement is janky af. u also cannot really aim which i forgot. also faux QTEs. also it feels like you're playing the game in a big diorama

tired of hearing about things that would kill a victorian child. i would much rather thrill them with perhaps a pence or a marmalade jam

pretty gal

i don't think i can battle pokemon again after pokopia

has everyone come around on dk bananza being mid yet or is that gonna take a couple years here to become the general consensus. it's just so much style so little substance. replace 80% of level design with mindless digging. anyway, yeah i turned my switch 2 back on for the first time in 3 months

bridget doesn't even ask for chin scratches anymore, she just looks at me like this

you either avoid old wrestling games with chris benoit in them or you pretend you're a time traveler sent to stop him

speedrun the history museum call that a fast past

remembering that the first letter is "E" on the vision chart is the getting points for writing your name on the SAT of medical exams

sitting in the plato cave next to a shadowcel

starting to become suspicious of the Stealing Machine That Uses Our Drinking Water and its consequences

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

An administration driven by greed, cruelty, and frankly a sort of empty-hearted boredom. The death of innocents so they can beat their chests and line their already fat wallets. Whatever comes next has to at least look like justice. We cannot just turn the page for the sake of one party’s comfort.

paying to keep your old pokemon in the cloud is a form of child support

those bastards at taco bell took away the quesarito just so they could shrinkflate it

this year i was derek yu's little gamer

finished metroid prime 4, it's a solid B for me. there was a point where i was concerned it might be a bare bones hackney of sections of game made by entirely different dev teams but by the end it felt p cohesive

need smart glasses that identify alloys and tell me what kinds of various weaponries they are weak to

metroid prime 4 is good. namaste

honey i micro'd the plastics

metroid games fill the power fantasy of seeing a weird spot in the corner of the room and getting rewarded for it

a cannon made of glass... how has no one thought of this im a genius

when are the horrors beyond my comprehension coming, the ones i'm comprehending already fuckin suck man

Naked children torn from their mothers and tossed into vans. U.S. citizens detained for hours in zip ties. Doors kicked in and belongings stolen or destroyed. This is the reality of Trump’s deportation agenda. It was always about cruelty.

the downfall of human society began when they made dildo_hitler change his name

the sword of damocles needs to stop being such a tease

i think its beautiful that watching sports legally or not, youre gonna see a lot of gambling ads

they threw me in jail in silksong just because i'm still in act 1... smdh

Man… if they take me apart at the neck one day, y’all gotta make sure my memorial video gets more that 26,000 views. Idc how, like, even if you just put some greatest hits in there, like when we won PUBG the first time or that time I stunted on Jaden Smith without realizing it.

oh to be a squirrel tripping over a twig

america in 2028

ILLINOIS — Trump’s Gestapo violently throws female congressional candidate @KatAbughazaleh to the ground to the ground

they did choose their shot pretty well bc it really is hard to give any type of a shit about jimmy kimmel. dudes name sounds like ice cream toppings

donkey kong bananza is good but genuinely believe the game would be better if it was more knuckles in sonic adventure and less minecraft digging

ok maybe my brain wasn't ready for social media again

lmao that hulk hogans death got overshadowed by another racist guy. he finally did a job on his way out

Incredible achievement that the one price that the Trump administration has brought down notably is "cocaine."

hornet from silksong does not need to yell at the bell beast when it is right there resting. just rude

this sword looks mighty nice and powerful, no chance at all that i ever die by it

walking into my parents room to tell them i shit my pants

Wild how political alliance with Zionism sweeps all sorts of wild statements about Jews under the table

they named it what now