Tim Cook: we need a killer gimmick for our IOS upgrade Designer: What if we have it randomly make windows like a tiny bit smaller

So what he proposes is ending the programs now and not waiting for the next generation

I love stories like this, but they also always make me think of this other fake story theonion.com/pro-athlete-...

4 Minnesota guys

Why won’t a media outlet sue to get these? I don’t have standing, but a newspaper intending to report on it would, and there is a statute clearly requiring their release

They must have done a hundred thousand takes

No cheating; your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist.

So much for my plan to get a 1.000 OBP by going fetal in the batter's box

Papaya smells like vomit

Oh my god I had no idea. I thought he looked like one of the tiny, fading men he drew

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIXED FEELINGS?

This would be my campaign platform and both my opening and closing statement in the debates

You can’t have TSA Pre because we’re using the funding to kit out Kristi Noem’s superluxe two-bidet 737

I have never been madder at the Spelling Bee. Really?

Of all the non-Mariners fans I follow here, I am fondest, collectively, of Orioles fans. I am sorry to say that after what I’ve read of the Orioles’ owner this morning, I’m rooting for them to go 0-162. Not your fault, I know, bit still

“We already spent it all on planes for Noem, plane rides for Kash, and dining rooms and gyms for cabinet members”

It’s so clear that Gorsuch thinks of himself as the greatest hero of modern jurisprudence and the only principled Justice, and everything he writes is for an audience of one: his anticipated biographer

Gorsuch wrote a whole 46-page concurrence when he could have just said “I am a dick and I think I am smarter than every one of my colleagues”

I’d pick the silliest song I could find. Highly likely something from Manowar, like Hatred or maybe one of the ones with the Orson Welles narration.

This is like when Christie goes to see Springsteen—just no understanding that what Team USA is all about is the antithesis of his whole world view

Congrats to BART rider and Oakland legend Alysa Liu on winning a gold medal at the Olympics and making the Bay Area proud!

This kind of advice is far beyond anything Trump or his advisors are capable of understanding. The central premise of every one of his policies is that they will have only one effect (the intended one) and there will be no collateral effects

Winning when you were always winning is good (Seahawks). Winning when you were losing and had mentally prepared yourself for losing is better (USA W Hockey). Losing suddenly when you were winning is he worst (Mariners)

OH MY

I do not even know if I am watching in real time or delay

OH FUCK YEAH

You can’t say this US team hasn’t had its chances in the 3rd period

Uh @adambonin.bsky.social

Absolutely perfect 30 minutes

Every day I am filled with hate because my heart overflows with my love of the computer. aftermath.site/ram-prices-h...

The way you know the Ellisons are terrible businessmen is that they paid Bari Weiss so much to be a sycophant, when they could have gotten a thousand other people for a hundredth the price and none of them would have failed publicly so embarrassingly so much and so quickly

I hate that this is what it comes to, but as a non-white person I am planning to have my passport with me when I go to vote

We went from “freedom to choose whether to vaccinate” to “banning new vaccines and putting the manufacturers out of business” in four years

My “smart” thermostat just started deciding every day that we’re not home and turning off the heat completely

I can give you directions to this spot

I care a lot about whether people are getting true information and not at all how they consume it

I don’t know if it’s more impressive to score 5, 5, 5, 5, 6, and 5 goals in the Olympics (including against Canada) or to allow only 1 goal in those games

If I’ve learned anything from speed skating, it’s to swing my right arm wildly when I turn left

Wait, if the NFL still did the Pro Bowl after the Super Bowl it would be the same day as the NBA All-Star game?

I have a new cabbage idea

Good enough for Jim Ho

Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social

This cruelty leaves me speechless

Heartbreaking story. Seeing the blue jays bullpen with his number on their hats to show support during the series was a bright spot in these dark times

If Moderna is no longer bringing vaccine trials for Epstein-Barr virus (good evidence that EB causes Multiple Sclerosis), herpes, and shingles because of Trump appointees, I want prison time for those appointees. This might be dooming millions to disease they don’t have to experience.

Snowboard cross: interpreting “the Germans explode all over each other” is a pretty funny Rorschach test

Right side of his face is not working

The baton passes are nuts