The woman at the end, oh my god. The perfect reaction to the manufactured outrage

I’ve been saying for years that the GOP wanted a return to the glory days when a man of substance could look out the window and enjoy the view of people starving in the street, but I didn’t think they’d get there this fast

Imagine an America where we enforce the tax laws against billionaires with the same fury with which this administration enforces its immigration agenda against working people

The Supreme Court has decided that violations of the the parts of the Constitution they don’t like can’t be enjoined, can’t be remedied by damages, and can’t be punished criminally. How is that anything other than rewriting it by fiat?

No greater insult to Chicago northsiders than gassing them without having a World Series-winning riot as foreplay

I have never used AI to write anything. I am an Oxford comma zealot.

Thanks, Canada!

I have been saying since he first ran for office: Eric Adams is a Republican pretending to be a Democrat for the purpose of normalizing and spreading Republican talking points

I think it’s impossible for normies to understand how off-the-scale corrupt Trump is. He is like a Teapot Dome every hour. The scale is so impossible to comprehend

I don’t know the rules. Can Trump charge admission to his criminal ballroom like he does at Mar-a-Lago?

The people who keep planes in the air aren’t getting paid but the President says the government has to give him $230 million

This is just a dress rehearsal for when they refuse to seat Dem members so that they can refuse to certify the election of a Dem president

I mean, this is just flat out corruption. It’s blatantly obvious. He’s stealing our tax dollars.

Just pure corruption, unadulterated, in violation of the Emoluments Clause, with but the flimsiest pretext. Dems in Congress must make a condition of any budget or appropriations bill that no money is appropriated for this graft

We need a statute enabling civil recovery of emoluments, and therefore a Congress that will pass it

Now that the Mariners season is over, the thing that raises my blood pressure the most is sound on/no headphones in the airport

If I just managed a team to a thrilling win in an epic series, I wouldn’t spend my energy shitting on the fans of the opposing team. But I don’t manage the Blue Jays

What the civil rights movement and the gay rights movement and the anti-slavery movement and so many other movements should have taught us is that you don’t win by compromising to accommodate current opinion. You win by sticking to your principles and convincing people it’s right

That just means the pushback is working

Almost every Blue Jays fan here has been extremely gracious and I want to thank you for that. When we lost brutally to a different team a couple of years ago I couldn’t say the same thing about their fans. Or maybe that was just because it was Twitter. Probably both.

I feel so sad. I really thought we were going to get there

y’know. sometimes there are things in life that never happen. even if you want them really badly.

This game is not over, but I have to say: I am 55 years old. I have been rooting for the Mariners since 1982 or 1983. We have had great teams and great players. We have never played in the World Series. Why don’t we deserve it too?

I am sick. This is torture

centrist: Where do we go from here? We have to find common ground. We can't just call the other group "Nazis." At the end of the day, we're all just rich white men with podcasts. Republican lawmaker: Welcome to Hitler Chat. I'm Hitler Republican lawmaker 2: Hello. I am Hitler as well.

I freaking double dog dare you to turn on the Seahawks game, lol. I have to watch the replay for work, but you could tell me it was 99-99 with 99 seconds left and I'd slap you.

This is an abomination. All because he wants to throw parties for his sociopath friend

Are we doing "The ACA Sucks" Discourse again? I'm going to guess most people hating on it from the left have never received a hospital bill the size of book; I put the apple there for scale. That's the $1.3 million bill my kid incurred in his first ~94 days. Why does that make me respect the ACA?

Think of what it takes to get New Yorkers to go near Times Square

No Kings Day: youtu.be/07mvTzbIZok?...

If you saw a protest sign reading HA! GET ALONG GET ALONG, would you get it? And maybe on the other side, ARE YOU LISTENING, MOBSTERS?

I think it is possible that the $2 million the Dodgers are paying Ohtani this season is a bargain

Imagine being the WSJ and thinking it’s relatable that people are like “I’m moving to Israel if this guy makes NYC more like cities in Israel”

Quiet Car on NJ Transit means NOTHING

The three pillars of the modern GOP are upward redistribution of wealth, permanent entrenchment of GOP minority rule, and amplification of structural straight white male supremacy. In less than a year they have been wildly, almost unimaginably successful

It’s my dinner now, suckas

MANAGER: OK, last thing, guys. Your names are too ethnic. I’m going to need you to pick some real badass rock-star names SINGER: “Paul Stanley” MANAGER: Wh—no, I— BASSIST: “Eugene Simmons!”

Essentially what the Supreme Court is saying is that the Fifteenth Amendment has expired. That the Civil War Amendments are not really part of the Constitution. That the 14th survives only to entrench white political power and protect the rights of white people

And all it will cost you is $20/month, sale of your erotica prompts to advertisers and the government, doubling of your utility bills, and water rationing

WE HAVE FRIENDS EVERYWHERE! nokings.org

I’m always relieved when my team wins and the ump favored the other team, especially when they were vocal about it on the internet

A Kavanaugh Stop is literally a thing whose burdens, tangible and intangible, Kavanaugh is incapable of comprehending

I just made a big deal about how every mariners game is chaotic and anxiety-provoking, and the next one out, they get a lead in the middle and don’t let Toronto even threaten

Cal Raleigh’s vibe is 100% Carwood Lipton from Band of Brothers

With all that insanity last night I completely forgot there was a Huskies game. Bonus win! That I didn’t experience, and therefore stress about, at all!

At least five months until I’m forced to watch George Kirby pitch to Kerry Carpenter again

Five hours of anxiety spontaneously combusting into joy is a heady feeling

I can’t even celebrate. I feel like a soldier wandering Gettysburg as the gunsmoke clears

They saved it for this