You can’t make an omelet without breaking a few sections of the Constitution, dozens of laws, reams of judicial orders, and most basic human rights.

If Deadpool was a chair

Living through the Phantom Menace is even worse than watching it.

I can't wait for the Greatest Depression

Me, every morning

Last Wednesday two things happened to me that were exciting in the exact same way: the tariff announcements and 12 hours of intense food poisoning.

10 STARE VACANTLY 20 GOTO 10

Google’s Gemini is like a 3 year-old trying to help with brain surgery. And you can’t make them leave.

The number of times a day I tell websites/apps that I’m not interested in their AI offering has to be 8. Stop trying to make fetch a thing

We’re excited to announce the next big thing in gaming. No. BIGGER! Battle Monsters, our brand new restoration of the 1992 classic Battle Masters. Officially licensed with the Titans of the Monsterverse: Godzilla, King Ghidorah, Kong, and Mechagodzilla! RestorationGames.com/battle-monst...

The election is slowly galvanizing me into Batman

Every meeting I’ve had today has been an existential crisis about our industry

America relapsed

GOP delenda est

Weird plot twist. Three negative covid tests over 36 hours. 8 days past my first symptoms. And 10 since exposure. My flight for Gen Con leaves in a few hours I’ll still be masked.

I have Covid and unfortunately will miss Gen Con this year. Please buy 8-10 of my games.

When the restaurant bathrooms are also The Tomb of Horrors

My toast game is strong today

That’s my team!!!!!!!!! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Are toasters just bread hell?

I took leftover turkey and made a sandwich out of it. I'm proud of my revoutionary idea.

When AI writes articles: moneyinc.com/highest-sell... And people wonder why I don't ever think about AI for one second.

As of this week, I've been a professional game designer for 25 years. Thank you all for liking (most of) the things I make.

Yay! @jridpath.bsky.social just picked up Ticket To Ride Legacy: Legends Of The West from 401 Games. My kidlit author/illustrator pal & fellow boardgamer Kevin Sylvester aka @kevinarts.bsky.social & family were playtesters! #boardgames #tickettoride cc: @robdaviau.bsky.social

Back from two weeks in Italy, including my first visit to Lucca Games. What a whirlwind.

I’m glad the manhunt in Maine is over so we can back to aggressively not doing anything to make anything better.

Maybe the New England Patriots should get 7 points for a first down?

I have really lost the habit of posting to social media as Xitter died its slow death. Gonna see if I can get my mojo back.

My current hobby is complaining about Slack's new interface.

Today is the day some annoyed driver shouted out "Need some help crossing the street old man?" because I wasn't sprinting across the parking lot and he had to wait two seconds.

The new look of Slack was designed by the damned. I can't look at it without my brain hurting.

I really really like The Guild of Merchant Ecplorers

I just played Ark Nova for the first time. What year is it?

My 15-month old pre-verbal niece has twice now sighed the word “Barbara” after pooping in her diaper.

Morning

This soap name seems ominous

My cousin’s four year-old called their board game collection “box games” and I’m pretty sure that’s a better term.

I had JUST finished sending out the LAST batch of Indictment Day cards.

Late pledges for Crossbows & Catapults are now open! Last chance to jump in on the hit game full of hits (and crashes and bashes) and grab the Warlord Bundle that ships FREE to most countries. https://crossbows-and-catapults.backerkit.com/hosted_preorders

Gen Con was fantastic and I'm home and exhausted and staring vacantly.

This Gen Con has been amazing. Exhausting, yes. But amazing.

Fingers crossed

Fingers crossed

It’s starting

Today's "Words the NYT Spelling Bee doesn't know" is a double (so far): Undulled Deuced

I decided to start redesigning Seafall tonight. Enough time has passed for me to look at it with fresh eyes. I cut so so so much stuff right off the bat. I don't know of if there's a market for it, but I need to do it for myself.

Time for my daily rant about the NYT spelling bee. Not valid: timecode valid: dotcom

Today's common word that the NYT Spelling Bee doesn't know: PIETA.

Drive to Montreal $32 Hotel in Montreal $200 Dinner for two in Montreal $140 Breakfast in Montreal $20 Drive home $32 6 months of insulin bought in Montreal $60 Total $483 6 months of insulin at pharmacy at end of street $600