Excellent effort and morning session from England. Leaves an agonising amount of hope left in this series. #ashes

I’m off to bed then. 🏏 #ashes

The Howe Out questions being raised are ridiculous at this stage. I’m as annoyed as anyone about our away form but I think some fans just seem to be waiting for any chance to stick the knife in. For one thing, stability is what this club has needed for decades. Some people just enjoy drama. #nufc

Keep thinking back to that game and getting more angry. One of the worst derby performances I can remember. Hopefully will serve as a big wake up call as performances like this are becoming all too familiar. A few of those players I would be happy cashing in on tbh. Lost patience with them. #nufc

Your Mags on derby day! ✊

Gordon off at half time please. He’s been dogshit for a year and a half. #nufc

For fuck’s sake Newcastle United. Be mint please. #nufc

Fucking hell. #nufc

Getting the traditional pre-derby nerves today. At least there is CL action to distract. 🤍🖤💪 #nufc

The meltdown at Liverpool FC is absolutely delicious. I am half tempted to dig out some receipts from the summer Rat shitshow. #nufc

Nick Woltemessi vs the Scouse Mackems, colourised #NUFC

Dear lawd I need this Dreamcast.

Amazing to think that we sold Anderson and Minteh in order to keep Anthony Gordon. #nufc

79 minutes and the “famous” Anfield crowd start singing. #nufc

Ramsey has been really useful since he came on. #nufc

I absolutely love Big Nick. #nufc

Bruno, when asked if it was a foul in the build up to his goal yesterday. #nufc 🖤🤍🖤🤍

Woltemessi! #NUFC

Thoughts go to Liverpool Reds. Winning away in Europe not for everyone. #nufc

Watching Malick Thiaw gracefully control and bring the ball out of defence. #nufc

Honestly how isn’t this a red? Runs up to him and hits him in the side of the head with his hand and forearm! Ball nowhere in sight! #NUFC

How is Gabriel not sent off for punching Big Nick off the ball? #nufc

Ekitike - head's gone already #nufc

Bruno shouting encouragement and tactics from the sideline 🤍🖤🤍🖤 #nufc

So we’ve now got acceptable shirt pulls in the box have we? 🤷‍♀️ #nufc

Fan led, fan funded. Thank you for your continued assistance in supporting the lads on the pitch, and thank you to every volunteer who brings it to life. Every single bit of last nights display was paid for by our brilliant support. On we go.

Also, last thought. Did the PA fuck up the music at the start? They looped the champo music. Was weird. They need to bin Hey Jude and just start the champo music when the camera runs past the lineup. #nufc

I think Eddie really needs to rotate for Bournemouth. For multiple reasons. Give the fringe/new players a chance, match fitness obviously and also to freshen things especially after tonight. #nufc

It's hard to be upset with that performance. Defensively we dealt with them well and were rarely if ever stretched. We arguably had the better chances and attacking posession going forward. Some iffy performances here and there but I guess you have to judge that against the opposition. #nufc

Woltemade on for Barnes at half time please. #nufc

My prediction? AG10 hat-trick tonight. #nufc

#NUFC XI vs #FCB: Pope; Trippier, Schar, Burn, Livramento; Guimaraes, Tonali, Joelinton; Elanga, Gordon, Barnes #UCL #NEWFCB

Still no goals or assists for Florian Wirtz then? #nufc

Bruno is proper lush isn’t he? Speaks so well. A credit on and off the pitch. Can anyone else detect a little Geordie twang on certain words he says? 🤍🖤🤍🖤 Craig no Hope asking him questions about Isak and retaining talent. 🙄 #nufc

"I never thought I'd go into a restaurant and not pay the bill!"🤣 Life as Newcastle captain going well for Bruno Guimaraes👌🏻

Have they lost the press conference microphones again? FFS. #nufc

Time for another manager and another squad rebuild at Manchester United? Maybe next window instead of trying to banter #nufc try buying decent players that strengthen areas to fit your tactics 😂😂

Kerkez hooked? What was that about world class recruitment again? 👀 #nufc

Can’t stop watching the Big Nick goal. The cross, the header. The header - so perfect. Then when he ran to the fans, and the roar. I was so happy. He was. The club was. Like the perfect antidote to the summer shit show. #nufc

How the fuck was this checked by VAR and ruled as not even a foul? It's a red card all day long. #nufc

That big Nick energy 🔥

Wolte-made, Wolte-made, Ole, ole, ole. #nufc

Wow. 🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤

Excited to see our new #27 in action this afternoon? 🤩

All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes

Eddie says: Wissa out with injury for Wolves game ☹️ But Big Nick to start? 🙂 Also, Ramsey out until next international break 🙄 #nufc

Any idea when those High Performance geeks are gonna put the Amanda Stavely interview up on YouTube? #nufc

Am I the only one who feels a bit sorry for the Dundee school kids who have had their trip to SJP and the Barcelona game cancelled? I think #nufc have done the right thing btw and I didn’t manage to get tickets for full disclosure. But dunno just feel bad for the wee bairns.