“fuck you’re so tight” i whisper as the wrench slips and my knuckles shatter

"I hope nothing goes wrong today" as I turn the keys on the everything always goes wrong machine

I have a need for speed and like 3 more monsters Pic Unrelated

I’m convinced in my entire career I’ve earned Atleast 5 figures sitting on the toilet

Manifolds make my Peepee happy :) Side note: why tf do I like games that mimic things I do for a living

GTA VI: Sorting City I am completely insane

Sorry about what I said the other day, I drank 2 white monsters and let it create a 3rd (Pic unrelated)

Pickle Boys hit me up youtube.com/shorts/sz786...

Magnet Crane is fun as hell youtube.com/shorts/336Hi...

Grilling in the Name Of. #chilloutvr

You know what, You guys are alright 😎

Hey what up everyone? It's sunday, and you know what that means. It's time to watch me do stupid shit! Going live in about 30 minutes, we're going to hell! Maybe 2 hells, depending on how long my wrists can last. Join me at kick.com/greycoat to watch the VIOLENCE unfold.

stimulants, sleep debt, hotdogs, electronic music and vikings. suno.com/song/f3207b9...

Why am I like this

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I’m a mechanic, I say it’s fine 👍

PLOT TWIST: It's now a CVR Prop and Bluesky exclusive: suno.com/song/5d6db04...

Today’s Project: Fuck ass vacuum pump

Everyone shut up, it’s “screaming while you drive” time suno.com/s/E0bP7f3AzC...

Vibin’ on a Monday

If the Pack-a-Punch machine was real I’d Pack-a-Punch a Sprite

If you can dodge a Mosh Pit, you can dodge a ball! We're going live a little late today, but we're gonna party like it's the 60s! If the 60s was a cyberpunk dystopia. So! I'll see you guys in about 50 minutes. We're gonna dance until we die AGAIN! kick.com/greycoat

What great timing. My boss, his boss, his boss, and then his boss came by to see the progress on this big project. My hoodie:

Additional grill posting. Sped up greatly for visual interest:

If you scream in the truck on the way home you can sing in a lower octave

Today’s post work shift choice: Revive a 18hp cub cadet mower Or Try to carve an owl into a tree stump for the first time

“Take the 2 fiddy if you need to haul steel for that project”

I too sometimes do the same “fent lean” in prime parking spots to save the space for my buddy

Shoutout to the time I had to travel for work and asked housekeeping if they could make me a pillow fort. I’m a goddamn adult

I have the basic framework finally up. now I just need to work on some gimmicks. I got plans and a model for lighter fluid for some satisfying FWOOSH action

Making Cover art for gits and shiggles @greycoatindustries.bsky.social

“Hey that 4300 lbs plate? We need under there to work on it” No lube left

You don’t want a Dom. You want an assertive person because you’re autistic and you need to know what they want. And assertive people tell you what they want.

Here’s how my day went with the flock: •I only have FEMALE ducks •1 duck trapped themselves behind the food barrel •I broke an egg inside my hoodie my hoody pocket to save said fuck •My flock is metal as hell

“hey take this 4300 lbs plate out of the machine. Ok now put it back it. Never mind we need it back out. We’re gonna put it on saw horses” Hey why don’t you just wear a condom before you fuck me this good

I’m the ginger-bearded god in your engine dream💪😎 This Anthem fucking slaps Thank you @greycoatindustries.bsky.social suno.com/s/L87zav4e3E...

Who ever invented heights, fuck you suck my cock

Fuck you I do what I want. And yes I did go through 2 boxes of monster

STARTING SOON! Atomic heart, sexy robots, terrible story, and shoehorned open world shit. will I survive or will the machines dunk my ass? kick.com/greycoat

Let me emphasize: FUCK YOU IMMA BUILD A GAZEBO side note: I found baby salamanders while digging concrete :)

Y’all ever wake up and say “fuck it, Ima build a gazebo”