What?! The president of FIFA being unethical? In what fantasy world does that happen? There goes the NYT making stuff up again.

Nothing like getting your car back from a week in the body shop and the parking sensors have decided to freak out.

Say what you will about the rumored imminent firing of Kristi Noem, but she's had an unexpectedly long run. I would have guessed she'd be in the job for fewer months than the number of dogs she's killed.

Don’t let the door hit you in the ass.

Will some reporter ask Infantino what Trump’s cock tastes like?

The most interesting part of this story isn’t that the pipe bomber is MAGA. That was blatantly obvious. What should interest folks is that the FBI and DoJ hid that fact from you, and still haven’t made a statement. This info is coming from sources on the condition of anonymity.

NEW: GRAND JURY REFUSES TO RE-INDICT LETITIA JAMES per @nicollewallace.bsky.social on Deadline White House. HAHAHAHA

TEN MONTHS IN: The national debt is higher. The trade deficit is wider. The inflation rate has worsened. The unemployment rate is up.

Any sucker who invested $12,500 in Melania Trump's memecoin scheme at its peak now has a measly $118 left. Buh-bye life savings!! I’m sorry, but I don’t feel bad for these losers. Maybe now they’ll finally realize that ALL the Trumps are scamming grifters.

I normally don’t pay them much mind, but they have been glaringly bad tonight.

Tear it all down.

Who's going to tell sadist Stephen Miller that the alleged DC shooter was granted asylum by HIS OWN ADMINISTRATION. I dunno, Steve, sounds like you just said Trump doesn't love this country and you're going to "send him out" 🤷🏼‍♂️

So the tump administration approved his asylum application. Got it.

15 years ago today, Willie Nelson was arrested in Texas for 6 oz of Cannabis. God, who produces it naturally across the globe, remains at large.

Two National Guardsmen serving away from their families on Thanksgiving. Hell isn’t hot enough for the shooter.

I think AI might have been a bit... overhyped. It's just Clippy on steroids and even more annoying.

Veterans of the United States, patriotic congressmen and senators, governors, prosecutors, and judges. Uphold the constitution. Disobey tyranny.

Sen. Kelly is a legitimate hero and Hegseth is a clown.

when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this." IG mr.funkys0ul

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After being outted for passing off a Russian demand list as his own, Trump is now backtracking hard. The US is no longer demanding Zelenskyy sign the Ukraine surrender plan by November 27th.

Will the press please ask Donald Trump why he intervened in a criminal investigation on the behalf of the Tate brothers?

Doge is dead, next

Been driving for a couple hours. Just got online. Lemme see if I understand. US has been pushing a Ukraine plan for a few days. After some pushback, US Secy of State reveals that in fact it's a Russian plan that was presented to the US. Helluva a misunderstanding.

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Thou shalt stop protecting pedophiles. Thou shalt release the full Epstein files!!!

Why didn’t Donald sign the Epstein Files Transparency Act today?

Life isn’t easy, governing isn’t easy, getting justice isn’t easy, nothing is easy but we are all adults and it’s our responsibility to just do it. Eliminate easy from your vocabulary.

Breaking News: Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani is going to require all New York elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals. The madrasa indoctrination is starting very early. (This post is a test.)

Pam Bondi is going to Hell.

Trump is weak -- that's why he's lashing out. His lame duck era.

Well, it isn't liberals or progressives calling MAGA a bunch of Nazis...it's Laura Loomer.

For over 5 years, Marjorie Taylor Greene was one of the people in Congress most disliked by Democrats. No death threats. It was only when she turned on Donald Trump that she got death threats. Just like Senators only received threats of violence after they wavered on Trump's cabinet nominations.

MTG is not a friend or ally. She’s an extremist…a racist antisemite. She harrassed children impacted by gun violence. She’s dangerous.

ICE should be cracking down on the cartels, not our communities. ICE should be deporting gang members, not small business owners. ICE should be hunting down human traffickers, not moms and babies.

Don’t fall for the distraction. #kiddierapistDonnie

Epstein offered the NY Times photos of Trump with young girls in bikinis during his first campaign in 2015. The NY Times declined them because they were just too busy hyperventilating over Hillary’s private email server. Support independent media.

Isn’t this whole thing essentially the plot of “Clear and Present Danger”?

Trump would never have been elected if so many Americans cared about sexual assault. His voters knew his history and elected him anyway. They listened to him say he grabbed women by the p*ssy. jesspiper.substack.com/p/excusing-a...

Megyn Kelly said she thinks “there’s a difference between a 5 year old and a 15 year old” when it comes to sexual abuse. Megyn Kelly has a 14 year old daughter. Megyn Kelly is going to Hell.

I honestly don’t know what to say anymore. It is overwhelmingly clear at this point that the Republican Party has sold its soul to protect a child rapist, led by wealthy ghouls who will never have enough. There is only one war, now and forever, and it is the class war. There must be consequences.

The Speaker of the House shut the chamber down for two months to block the release of the Epstein Files and the president is huddled in the Situation Room of the White House to formulate a plan to keep them from being released, and I don't know why you crazy libs think there's some kind of cover up.

Fuck this fucking fuck! You just want us all to die. Asshole.

Ghislaine Maxwell lied about Trump never going to Epstein's house (directly contradicted by her email correspondence with Epstein), and she was rewarded for that lie with a transfer to a cushier prison. The coverup is happening in plain sight.

As more and more files come out, Ghislaine Maxwell has less and less leverage for a pardon or commutation. Things are really going to start heating up.