Just booked a table for my next #LunchinLille day next week. Carrying on, regardless. ☺️

When you've got #Myrie, #AnnaFoster et al out in the field....and all kinds of military stuff flying overhead from local bases...you realise sh*t 's getting very real. Stay safe, everyone....

In other news....I've just shown a buzzing bumble bee out of the living room window. Have a nice summer, mate.

....5 minutes to take a breather....and carpe diem..... #Cotswolds

First cuppa in garden this year. Bliss. Cheers!!!

Anyway, never mind all that. Post-box red? Or fuchsia? #Decisions.

These people are poison. They will unleash racist thugs on the streets of this country and call it security. They will subjugate us to the US and call it patriotism. They must be stopped. There is no more important task in politics.

Q. 10,000 steps shopping in Oxford are as useful as 10,000 on a treadmill....right? 🙃

Right. Time to focus on my 50% Scottish half, then. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #TheRugby.

So today....pretty much....is #parkrun marshalling ( #loveparkrun ) men's #bobsleigh , the #rugby <COME ON 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿> and #Sauvignonblanc. 😊 Enjoy your Saturday!

Is this the one where they hold on for the *first explosion*? #totp

How many key changes now? #totp #Kenny

Hope Kenny comes back for that one with Sheena Easton #totp

Oh! #totp time. What year are we on?

Lunch was good #Oxford 😍

Arrived at hosp at 1510 for my 1530 appt. Straight in. Had exam'n and a decent chat...mostly about #parkrun 😊 Left hosp moments before my appt was due to start. Thankyou, NHS ❤️

Top night out! #SilentdiscosinIncrediblePlaces Boogying in #ExeterCathedral. You get yr headphones...3 DJs on the stage...and you choose your favourite dance decade. AmAAAAzing!

Proof that you 🧡 #parkrun : You can't marshal because you're on a fast train, hurtling towards a weekend away. But you sneak a peek at today's results anyway, just to see how everyone got on 😉 #loveparkrun

Train from Oxford. Seats full. Everyone's talking at once. I can hear at least 5 languages, and several more accents. It's glorious.

I'm sorry....I didn't quite catch that.....😊 Cheers x

Is it too early for a glass of Prosecco? 😊

Hurtling towards London with #GeorgieFame in my headphones. Feeling quite groovy #YehYeh

Right. London's calling.. Better get some shut eye. Sweet dreams 😊

How's your week going? I've just kicked mine off by dancing, in public, semi-naked, to :'I'm sexy and I know it.' Never felt so alive....😊 #AquaAerobics

The summary of the #Mandelson affair by @ayeshahazarika.bsky.social on #SundayMorning with #TrevorPhillips is the best I've heard. #BoysClub

Damn I blame the lilac kit. #TheRugby 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Voice recovered from #parkrun cheering... JUST IN TIME.... ....to cheer the boys in the rugby. C'MON, SCOTLAND!!!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Dozens of 'THANKYOU, MARSHAL' shouts today...and a smile and a fistbump from a runner as he headed home. Was it raining? Didn't notice ☺️ #HappyMarshal #Loveparkrun

@janehill.bsky.social 💐

I seem to have been given the hotel room below a 20 stone man <in hobnail boots...> desperately trying to hit his 10,000 steps before bedtime. Arrrggghh.

New blogpost, in which I talk ovarian cancer symptoms. Apologies for the photo of my big fat stomach in a beige vest, but it’s significant. open.substack.com/pub/janehill...

So it didn't rain @parkrunuk.bsky.social today, after all. It was freezing, but sunny. Heartwarming + life affirming in lots of ways. Runners speeding home in 18 mns; joggers + walkers doing it their way, in their own time. All, rightly proud of what they'd achieved. Love marshalling #loveparkrun .

Waterproofs at the ready for @parkrunuk.bsky.social marshalling duty tomorrow! See you there 😊

Oh girls. Try #slowhand .... #totp

<Sound up> ...and have a great day.. 😊

I'm not gonna lie. It's not that easy.....rehearsing a *sexy* #voiceover script for Italian chocolate... when someone knocks at the door offering to clean out your gutters.... 🫤 Just gimme a moment to compose myself.. 🤣

Just caught #FionaOsgun @cancerresearchuk.org on @news.sky.com . Great communicator. Clear, confident, interesting messaging.Thanks..and have a good day!

Feeling very grateful and lucky today. Just back from lunch in Oxford with a dear schoolfriend...we go back 50 years. Birmingham next week with the buddy beside me during childbirth...(and some excellent parties). Special people x

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Rambling Trump runs through his achievements as worried world watches on

Listening to Olivia Dean in a bar in Fenchurch St with an espresso Mart. As you do.... 😊

A real shame if this photo went viral again today.

In fact....I might have to have a pre-prandial G&T now .... #Trump

The man's off his head.

They're there...somewhere.. #MistyMarshalling #LoveParkrun

I don't give a flying f*ck who Jenrick sides with. Just get Farage off my screen. Enough, already. I'm declaring tonight, Friday. Cheers.

We might all be about to go to hell in a handcart...but I just popped outside and caught 2 mins of the pre-dawn chorus. And for now....all is well.

If you're feeling a bit low...or unmotivated this morning...may I respectfully recommend a little 💃boogie to Tina's #ProudMary and a spritz of #Chanel. You're welcome. 💃💃💃

I’ve got quite cross about someone questioning the word “tummy” as a bit patronising. Last time I shared this, someone asked why they don’t say “stomach.” Well, it’s not the stomach. The bits that get bloated and painful are the omentum and the abdominal cavity. Can you think of a better word?

Met friends today for a lovely lunch. The final...festive..lunch. I think it's all over. #Christmas