crying

good morning :)

what am i gonna doom scroll before bed if tiktok gets banned 😭

speedo saturday? 👙

picky eaters need to grow up fr

this is how it feels being a 30 year old gay

the internet is so crazy, how yall already have the an luigi’s nudes 😭

these edits 😭😭😭

dusting off the speedos for a mexico trip tomorrow ;)

ryan murphy’s next biopic being written as we speak

i knew that assassin would be a babe

tiktok being banned…welp onlyfans it is

waldo:

day ruined :(

there’s a tsunami warning in SF????

virgos:

is this a safe space…bc the guy who shot that CEO…is kinda…….

nothing like hotel bathroom lighting to give you a temporary god complex

day 1 of trying to get wicked on my 2025 spotify wrapped

“No one cares what you all were listening to this year” yes I do. I cherish sneaking a peek at the tableau of the life you’ve created that makes you you. I’m a fly on the wall of your heart’s menagerie. I love you sm btw can I see your hole

if kacey or noah are in your wrapped, we can be friends 👉🏻👈🏻

is it just me or did spotify wrapped choose an exceptionally ugly color scheme this year

Loving seeing all of the same five top artists on all y'alls little Wrapped recaps

dom dolla snuck in there

FOUND IT

so…where is my spotify wrapped

there’s really no breakup worse than switching barbers

i have a visceral need to try that $39 erewhon wicked smoothie right this instant

case in point

waist trainers are the gayest things invented i swear

yes?

me and BAWK 🐓

working off those cookies 😮‍💨

they gotta bring these back 😭

body tea summer body egg nog winter

here’s to starting new hobbies i’ll probably give up in a week!

It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.

i just made the best cookies of my life oml

hope u had a good thanksgiving 💌

still thinking about how they changed “get her” to “kill her” in defying gravity

boom shakalaka

so…trump apparently wants to invade mexico……..

why are all the guys so hot in austin wtf

can someone tell me what pokémon games we’re playing nowadays ♥️

SEEING MISS YEE HAW HERSELF TONIGHT IM GONNA SCREAM

took these stills from a video i’m doing and MY BACK IS BACKING (this has been the hardest part of my body to grow and i’m so happy to see progress finally 😭🥲)

eatin’ good in austin 😮‍💨

how much longer do i need to do this yall :(

i want off this ride

so team, how are we gonna get that photo of jonathan bailey in just his fiyero boots