OK its 2026 now where is Deltarune Chapter 5 Toby come on

CW Alcohol , Suicide A customer at work recently asked how drunk I'd be getting on New Year. I replied "I don't drink." She replied "Oh, there's too many goody-goodies around. So boring!" People, *do not say this.* I almost drank myself to death intentionally. I quit so I could live. Respect that.

2025 was bad for the world and brutal on me in many ways, but I've grown so much this year. I feel more resolute than ever before. I'm finally healing from my hostile past and I no longer feel defined by what haunts me, but by what brings me peace. Also my boyfriend got de-boobed. Biggest win ever!

I'm so proud of you, Ness 🧡🧡🧡🧡

Yeah no this works too well

I have the most beautiful girlfriend 😍💙

2020 me vs 2025 me 🏳️‍⚧️

Saying this as a parent. Parents have obligations toward their kids. Not the other way around. If a parent is abusive, manipulative, or damaging, children have every right to cut them out of their lives. No one is obligated to put up with abuse from a parent. That's not how it works.

My Chemical Boy Jimmy Eat Dragons Owl at the Disco Led Pistols Sex Zeppelin Rolling Romance Imagine Red Hot Chili Pistols Rolling Punpkins Boy Boy 30 Seconds to Pumpkins Red Hot Rolling Pumpkins Green Sabbath Guns n’ Pistols The Sex Roses AC/Dragons Spiceloaf

I still think about that time in America when I ordered fish and chips and got served fish on a plate full of doritos.

Well, this morning was a near-disaster of my own making, but at least I've learned I can survive near-disasters of my own making. Now I just need to survive disasters of everyone else's making [glares at government].

Explain your username. A wrestler and fantastic person named Kris Wolf (the first person I came out as a girl to and inspiration for my surname) had the username "wolfinjapan." Since I was about to leave the UK and had no idea where I would end up, I made my name "wolfinwherever" in tribute to her.

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To heal you have to speak And the blackbirds took my voice To heal you have to remember And the magpies took my eyes To heal you have to feel And the vultures took my heart To heal you have to rest But the roosters took my peace To heal you hav- But I know a bird will come for that too

Please be kinder to trans women. We don't know if we'll be still be alive this time next year.

Tell me you wouldn't stare into his eyes all day.

The Muppet diss track that goes the hardest.

Three years today, @nesstheenby.bsky.social asked me a question I am so hecking glad I said yes to. 🥰🥰🥰 I can't wait to see where our wonderful journey together goes next. I love Ness so much. Happy third year together darling. 🧡🧡🧡

Happy Christmas! Put alt text on your Happy Christmas memes! 🧡🧡

Wishing all landlords a visit by 3 ghosts where they're threatened with a painful afterlife because of their greed and mistreatement of others this Christmas

Today at work, I was stuck on a counter in front of a window that directly receives the December morning sun, so every customer I served had blinding light shone in their face. They weren't happy and they all verbally took it out on me, so I began picturing them as Benoit Blanc and it became funny.

Heard this before? "Stop getting your opinions from the internet, those are strangers, they don't know you, they're out to hurt you, all the worst people operate through the internet and they WILL try to access you." It's true. That's why you must avoid all writers of online columns for The Times.

Update: Got the fuck knocked outta me for a few days, but I'm doing a lot better now. 🧡

Forgive no-one who sees your forgiveness as a form of surrender.

[Wears mask at work all through holiday season, manages not to catch flu etc in time for Xmas] [Gets food poisoning on Dec 21] FUCK. MY. GODDAMN. LIFE. 😭

The whiplash between "within-work brain" and "outside-work brain" when the day ends cannot be a healthy thing for a brain to experience even just a few times, let alone constantly.

Yesterday I called Crisis Line. They said they would call me back. Then I texted the textline. They told me to call Crisis Line. Crisis Line called me back and said they didn't know how to help me and suggested I talk to the GP. I saw the GP last month. They said call Crisis Line That's the NHS

I think Janelle Monáe actually cured my executive dysfunction. I did a seven-hour shift in retail already today (an Xmas shift at that) and then I listened to this and it's making me get up and do stuff. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwne...

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FUCK EVERY SINGLE PERSON I WORK WITH. (This is a joke, mostly everyone at work is nice, I'm just writing this knowing they won't see it because I will NEVER import my phone contacts into Bluesky.)

If buying isn't owning, piracy isn't stealing. Pass it on

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CW Parental Abuse Note this date, Dec 16 2025. I officially no longer recognize the man I biologically descend from as my father. He was a monstrous man who spent his "fatherhood" inflicting cruelty upon me. He failed as a parent. I need not acknowledge him as such. Freya Wolf is not his child.

If you were abused in isolation and silence, that means in order to heal you have to be among friends and learn how to speak. You can't heal in the same place that hurt you, get out of the shadows

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My teeth really fucking hurt and the procedure to sort them out isn't for another three weeks. Waiting for medical shit in the UK is the fucking worst. =(

Holy fuck, I almost died of fright just now. My bluetooth headphones suddenly said "battery low" into my ears, but it was so loud, distorted and Dalek-like that I thought someone was hacking into my headphones to fuck with me after somehow watching my every move. Fucking horrifying battery alert. 😢

If you think you have every right to persistently misgender a trans person, ask yourself if it's OK to go up to a recovering alcoholic who is five years sober and do nothing but remind them of past drunken spirals at their most suicidal. If that seems in really bad taste, guess what misgendering is.

if you're reading this you're gay

Of course the British are transphobic. Their most iconic building is big clock

Be kind to victims today

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I do not give one fuck what kind of argument people want to make against me wearing a mask at work at all times or what facts they think I do or do not know. So many staff members and customers are walking around my workplace sick as fuck right now and I'm not. And I'm the only one who wears a mask.

Hull

as soon as I hear any parent say "I don't let my child use social media" I automatically assume that they're abusive and controlling as soon as I hear any country say "we don't let our children use social media..."

transition for everybody

Toad Plains Koopa Way Yoshi Site Boo Area (Just trying to create the most underwhelming Mario Kart tracks ever)

I made a dumb Hazbin thing 😅

LILITH WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING DEEEEEEEEAAAAL????