No pop girlie will ever have the stage presence Britney had at her Prime 😭

I don’t mean to be tinfoil hatty, but so far two people associated with Britney Spears in the early 00’s have won golden globes tonight

Waking up in 2025 to Patti LuPone partying with Trump supporters, a man being pushed in front of a subway train, someone driving a truck into a crowd in New Orleans, AND IM CONGESTED?

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

Hey Bluesky. I bet you think I’m here to say Happy Thanksgiving, but fuck that and fuck all white supremacist settlers and genocidal celebrations! This is just a cute picture of me with Turkey Monica at the Friends Experience!