Freddie Freeman. Brandon Belt. If your name sounds alliterative, homers in the 18th inning won’t be prohibitive.

The radio broadcasters are starting to get loose with their banter in a way that suggests they’re tired of being around each other for the night

The blue jays have the opportunity to create the most tungsten arm o’doyle tweet ever

World Series games don’t even let you go to sleep anymore. Because of woke.

They should make a deal with ohtani where they don’t walk him but he has to wear a blindfold

I honestly don’t care who wins the game as long as it isn’t the Dodgers

Remember Sandy Koufax is in the stadium if necessary

The name’s Kiner-Falefa. Kiner Kiner-Falefa.

Everyone hates the ghost runner rule til it’s the 14th inning and the lineups are 50% pinch runners

Bring in Kershaw you cowards

These motherfuckers need to remember you can walk the guy

Macklin Celebrini through nine games: 6 goals 9 assists 15 points 19 years old.

Celebrini is so for real

Every Vlad jr RBI he wil raise tarrifs another 5%

The Dodgers bullpen is funny even if you’re not a hater like me

The sharks have won a hockey game I repeat the sharks have won a hockey game

MACKLIN CELEBRINI HAT TRACK!!! 4-4 #TheFutureIsTeal

Celebrini hatty!!!

Celebrini heating up

it's so odd to me to see people go to bat for a political newcomer like platner. it's not like he's spent years earning our trust. we have very, very few data points about this dude, and one of those data points is "he has a nazi tattoo."

One of the flaws of Frasier (1993) was they could never give him Frasier a prolonged love interest storyline cause they had already created the perfect character match for him in Lilith and no one could ever top their chemistry comedically

Steph

Thats a crusher. Thats a 2002 Game 6 of the WS style crusher. Hope mariners fans get their redemption soon. Feel awful for them.

The Louvre was robbed due to the AWS outage

Just another day on the steadily going insane train. Choo choo!

Sharks should let Dickinson and Misa play in the AHL for a few weeks. Mukh and Graf deserve the spots right now

There’s never been a more dangerous time to be 6’7”

Emily’s cold disdain for Lorelai’s awful bits and terrible sense of humor is the best part Gilmore Girls. Every three episodes she literally looks her dead in the eye and says “what the hell are you talking about?” and it’s always justified.

Josh Allen washed??

The last time the mariners went to the ALCS Frasier was still on the air

Please end this game I cannot listen to AJ Pierzynski for one second longer

There are only two types of products and services now: outright scam and pseudo scam (where you're like ehh technically I got something in exchange for my money but cmon)

A gentleman with a "Dump Here 61" shirt caught the Raleigh home run (on a bounce.)

This rain delay is good for the Mariners. Rain only makes them more powerful. Might as well put a Frasier episode on the jumbotron.

An 84-year-old said she sustained a concussion and was hit with a projectile after she and her husband, a Vietnam vet, were knocked down by federal officers.

mac jones thought about death for the first time and went out and threw for 350 yds

Reminder for my flu/covid vaccine appointment just popped up

This Taylor Swift album has “Final season of Game of Thrones” vibes

Im not surprised this new Taylor Smith album is bad, music peaked with the theme song to Clone High in 2001 and it’s all been downhill ever since

I'm skeptical that the Dodgers bullpen is really committed to the bit. I'm going to need to see a balk or a pitch-clock violation. Maybe a pickoff throw airmailed down the line.

Folks what the fuck are we doing here

Weeks like this make me wish I drank so I could quit drinking

Ive never heard Jon Miller angrier

Meaningful September baseball is a hell of a drug

Delete the internet

Me, every day on this app