I watched this tonight and loved it. Highly recommend.

*wiping tears away* Oh, I needed this laugh.

🎶 "It's hard to see when you've been wrapped in its spell, Where it tries to break what doesn't fit or leave it trapped in a cell (I've seen it). Look at the beast, it wants me gone, I can tell. I've thought about it, but for now I'd rather stay and give them hell." 🎶 - Bob Vylan, "Makes Me Violent"

I also approve. 📷 credit: Maxine Wallace/The Washington Post

As a Northside resident for more than 20 years, I can attest to this. (And my house is less than a mile from the rental where Boelter was staying/police were searching.) My neighbors and I deserve better.

It's my 8th anniversary with this guy, who likes to steal my side of the bed and then side-eye me when I tell him to move over. Happy anniversary, Eisenhower! (You still can't have my side.)

“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

Thank you, Detroit Free Press. www.freep.com/story/news/l...

I am getting a lot of e-mails trying to sell car insurance to my dog, who died 7 years ago. I'm glad she's not here to see them. She wasn't good at identifying scams.

It's *always* a fantastic year for music. It just depends on how much attention you're paying.

“oh dude you’re gonna want to see this” i yell to my dog from the other room upon seeing 2 squirrels on a fence

Today I learned that a male black swallowtail butterfly smells like Froot Loops. Other types of butterflies smell like other delicious things, like maple syrup and BBQ potato chips. So, next time you're really close to a butterfly, give it a sniff! (iStock photo, credit: Lois_McCleary)

YOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE.

Rotating the dog toys counts as "decorating for the holidays," right?

Today is the 49th anniversary of the loss of the Edmund Fitzgerald. The Fitz is not the central character in this thread. This is about Bernie Cooper the captain of the Arthur M Anderson. He is the hero we need. 🧵1