posting and tweeting while traveling in a foreign country is like trying to use magic with no mana like my brain is empty

Post a 3-5 second video of yourself I luv Beebopdoobeebop 💕

guys the 13 hour flight to korea really humbled my ass omfg why did i experience night time three times within 24 hours

is there anything more whorish than a tight shirt

inventor of this deserves a nobel piece prize for the health & wellness witchcraft i’ve performed with it

i don’t mind being late but the girlies who consistently come an hour late make me want to perform sewer slide

live, laugh, loveminions🩷

at the mall on a monday at 2 pm and it’s like everyone dropped off the fortnite bus here, like why are none of these people working

70mm imax interstellar was worth every penny oh my lord

who’s storming the capitol with me on january 6th

nya ichi ni san, NYA! arigato 🫶🏻🫣🤩☝🏻🌟🩷🩷🩷

i love LA cus why is it 80 degrees in december

i don’t get how calorie counting works cus i had the biggest back meal at wendy’s last night while also having two giant ass meals before and i feel even skinnier this morning, lord pls help me build mass

tempted to reinstall the devil app hinge

will i pull bitches if i go to the club with this fit on

faking an orgasm by letting a little bit of pee out 🥰

i love my car

instant coffee is a scam cus i swear i chug that big boy and a mattress spawns under me

the only party and play i’m tryna do is mario party jamboree

she raised me

i eat good and i smell good

do you wanna see the west with me? (and rewatch spongebob seasons 1-3)

when i die i want everyone to wear a shirt that says “im with stupid” with an arrow pointing down

the fact that spotify wrapped only uses january to mid october, like i would argue late october-december is when the seasonal depression hits and music hits the hardest/ is the most crucial

if the gyms don’t want us taking pictures in the locker room why would they make the lighting so slutty

i’m so sorry but unless this new season has mistress isabelle brooks or literally beyonce on it i am so drag race’d out

one time in 7th grade i was walking to my friends house with a new friend group of girls and one of them said she got spooned by her crush, and i had never heard that term before and so in my head i thought, “she had a spoon shoved up her pussy?”

i fear #4 is a little embarassing..

i may be a reply guy on here, but i am incapable of even making eye contact irl! don’t get it twisted!

finished Life is Beautiful (1997) and bawling my eyes out

have you ever had a krispy kreme..? was it crispy??

reposting top 4 gen 1

body’s going to start to decompose cus the past 3 days i had pasta twice, ice cream, mcdonald’s, pizza, and then taco bell

In my room like

wicked core

old digi’s

2025 resolution is to fix my absolutely putrid neck posture

idk !

Was literally a dumb blonde this era.

white chocolate is so good like idc if it’s not real chocolate who asked

All I want for Christmas is oooomf

ready for mazzy star winter

i fear that celsius may actually be poison

"Santa isn't real" I literally saw him at the mall you idiot

i still have food coma from yesterday

it’s giving thanks

this leg day wasnt bad