hello gay people in my phone pls enjoy a tasteful nude

cock

very fragile on this fine sunday

can’t believe i posted cock on here when everyone moved over, they were feral times

hi guys

need attention

king of annoying strangers on nights out

hungover and desperately clicking the show button on every adult content warning on here

cock !

not using bluesky or twitter very much recently does this mean i’m cured

i just want her to be happy

shoutout to the guy who put radios in cars

new cocktail just dropped

god i have seen what you have done for others

rancid vibes when you have to get a shuttle bus from the plane to the terminal when you land

men who get intrusive thoughts about their plane crashing mid flight >>>

everywhere i go i see this fucking prick, hope he dies

woman in front of me on the bus is eating mayonnaise out of the jar

has anyone watched bad sisters it’s such a good show

i hope everyone on the tram recognises how good i am at balancing when im standing

marvel rivals stream tonight ??? who would watch ?????

Louder cousin let these bitches know

i just love him so much sorry

tempted to stream marvel rivals 👁️👄👁️

my discover feed rn is one half just cock pics from gays and one half cat owners pretending to be their cats

Yoko Shimomura you will always be famous

wearing clothing not to stay warm or look good but to keep the horrors at bay

need a sugar daddy to buy me the marvel rivals battlepass because i cant justify spending money on it when i might not be playing this game after a month

this man should khs

cloak and dagger fun af for no reason

faking an orgasm by letting a little bit of pee out 🥰

ANNOUNCING MY WORD OF THE YEAR 2024: ‘TRANSVESTIGATE’. I wrote ‘transvestigating’ down in January and it hasn’t faltered once. This is the hobby of losers and fascists; and the Word of the Year! Congratulations ‘transvestigate’!

i just know you guys spend a few secs to just give the lil guy some encouraging rubs before taking your #fcf pics

getting really good at remembering the six digit two factor authentication codes for long enough to enter it without having to double check it more than four times

I have beef in dead by daylight with anyone who streams themself playing as Pig, disproportionate amount of nonces

no point listening to music until 2025 now that spotify wrapped is out

quote tweet with your top song so i can judge you

is this a red flag

Bitches be posting “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” and then post a pic of their baby ???

going on twitter for 2 minutes every morning to microdose a little bit of negativity before i get out of bed

he asked everyone in the club this at the weekend, potential foot fetish i fear :/

so excited for spotify wrapped to drop so i can steal my old housemates viral tweet again

felching sounds so posh

must not tweet about hating going to office every time i go to office

king of putting my shoes on without undoing the laces 😋

you bitches don’t know the crazy frog like i know the crazy frog

dick from a man who’s going to be okay

who up playing with they throbber

u guys still like me right?

speaking truth to power this morning or something