why are guys always coming up to me asking for my number when i look a hot ass mess in public, but when i feel dolled up it’s crickets? this is like the second time in the past few weeks. i don’t understand :/

🎶 NOW IM TOUCHING MYSELF LOOKING AT P0RN CUZ YEW DONT EVEN LOOK MY WAY NO MORE 🎶

i bet you can’t watch this without saying “MOTHER!” 🙂‍↕️

ooouuu baby, i’m ready for this long weekend 🙂‍↕️

now people loving me and hating me, treating me ungratefully, but not knowing that they ain't making or breaking me.

can’t believe this was 6 years ago 😭

i’m still trying to figure out why #F1TheMovie wasn’t nominated for any awards because that one pleasantly surprised me and was shot immaculately.

the cinematography was great, but overall the movie fell flat to me. my biggest issue lies in the script and the characters. it was WAY too much going on in the film and i didn’t feel for any of the characters except for the dog.

i just sat through 2 hours and 29 minutes of #MartySupreme…

finally won a ticketmaster war on my own. big mama. no kids. 🙂‍↕️

the two things that ruined michael jackson’s life

marty supreme, a movie about ping pong, can’t be that good for all these nominations and wins…

went to the gym for the first time in forever last week and now i can’t stretch my triceps without feeling soreness :(

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him: what are you looking for in a relationship? me:

the energy my eyebrow threading lady gave my eyebrows today…they are on fleek, but at what cost? 😭

🥺 surprisingly emotional rn…

big mood.

street academics, seen a lot of girls mimick, but when it’s all over you can tell who’s the gimmick…

the way this boy has moved from recurring guest star to supporting cast in my life 🙂‍↕️

my tippers and my grippers done 💅🏽

🥰 he done sent me flowers chi…

just had a meal so good it was orgasmic…and i didn’t even finish it all. so much more left for my day off tomorrow. ahhh. 🫠

called out of work tomorrow to finally have a day just for me :)

just stepped on a scale…

telling my kids these were the charmed ones ✨

finally got all of my checks after a grueling 48 hours of poverty…

what i deal with 😭 mind you they’ll still be barking at 12am…but ooohh leo, don’t make that faaaaceee mmm mmm.

me: i’m not against interracial dating! also me when i see a beautiful black person with a pinkskin:

we made it one more year and i’m so glad you’re here 💙

i’ve seen mariah, diana and ciara. i think i’m good for this new year’s eve whobilation. 🎊 *turns tv off*

when it comes to new year’s eve, you don’t know if you’re hearing fireworks or the work of shots fired.

me waiting for the balls to drop on me tonight

imagine seeing lil kim body a verse in front of you and then you look to your left and see a group of white boys, also known as the boy band 98° and then look to your right and see jlo nodding “NOTORIOUS!” 🙂‍↕️

today already pissed me off and i was trying to stay positive…here i am, running these streets to sniff a dollar on on nye because capital one decided they wanted to hold all my checks until friday. i should be at home resting after my mani pedi, but no…

why i figure out who it was chi…💀

saw a celebrity in my store. my manager pointed out that he was an actor so i asked him and he was like “yeah i am…” reluctantly. just based off the tone I wasn’t about to ask him his name. he wear a size 15 and i ain’t want no problems chi…

my motion for all compliments going forward…

😭 the manager every time i drove through to pick up my order

so the manager at my local dunkin just gave me his number through the drive thru…i look a mess and just wanted my drink. what is happening rn?

a year ago i was unemployed and miserable and this i am three times employed, blessed but miserable.

rewatching charmed and a cole scene popped up and i was reminded that cole is no longer with us…

chile anyways, so…

chile anyways, so…

FLOSSING MY ROLEX WRIST SHIT IM RICH IMA STAY DAT BITCH

QUEEN B★TCH. SUPREME B★TCH. KILL A N★GGA FOR MY N★GGA BY ANY MEANS B★TCH. MURDER SCENE B★TCH. CLEAN B★TCH. DISEASE FREE B★TCH.

i really should be in bed rn but due to capitalism i am not…is this the will of eywa?

trying to upload videos on BlueSky is lowkey archaic…

somebody said this was jlo used to think she sounded like 😭