Project 2026.

Reporter: “Why are the president’s fingers all bloody?” Karoline Leavitt: “Because he shitposts at least 200 times on holidays.”

This most difficult part of this exercise was only picking 25.

Why is Donald Trump calling himself a "Sleazebag"?

Bari Weiss killed CBS News in 76 days open.substack.com/pub/stevesch...

Read a book and educate yourself. Your phone is not a book.

CBS is now state run media. Killing a story, then lying about the justification, is the death of integrity.

This year’s Presidential Christmas card.

That’s pretty much what he’s doing already while Stephen Miller runs the country.

youtube.com/watch?v=jieh... Cory Booker posted 60 minutes CECOT report on his YouTube channel.

Put this one up at the White House.

That sound you hear is Walter Cronkite rolling over in his grave.

“I’m gonna take my pretend $2000 from the tariffs, add it to my pretend $5000 from the DOGE checks, and stock up on my pretend $2 Gallon of gas.”

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Trump Dangles Fake “Tariff Checks” to Manipulate Supporters Into Donating Supporters are sent to a donation page when trying to confirm their checks meidasnews.com/news/trump-d...

Absolutely 💯 completely and totally correct. @atrupar.com

It's a cult

I miss the days when FBI Directors caught mass shooters and didn’t fly to wresting events on a government jet to watch their girlfriend sing.

Nice

Even MAGA hated it. Nice job, Donny.

When you’ve lost Matt Walsh…

Accurate

Don Lemon: “You know what Donald Trump? Fu*k you. Just fu*k all the way off. What an asshole and a small-minded, small di*k shit to do. You are an immature child. You are a bigot, a fu*king racist, and a small penis asshole”

#TrumpIsARapist Remember when he raped E.J Carroll and she won $90 million in a civil lawsuit ? I do.

Real presidents and honorable decent human beings compared to the world wide embarrassment that currently “leads” our nation.

The most disgusting, disturbing, lowlife human being. So awful part of this country supports this rotten rodent.

A true hero!!! That’s how America needs to handle illegal ICE raids.

South Park anyone? 😁

You can smell the “exemptions” coming for those who have “donated to the Epstein Ballroom

Release the Russian Pee Tapes! It seems from the way those Trump supporters are dressed they may be into Golden Showers.

“I never said that” Fake news!

When do you take your 4th cognitive test for this year?

Apparently we’ve established that if the US can seize the largest tanker off Venezuela, it can just as easily seize a small, alleged drug boat without murdering the occupants.

Drug runners are camouflaging their boats so they don’t get blown up.

Bad sign when they ask you to remember these 3 times in one year.

The moron does not need cognitive tests he needs some serious therapy!

I love you Gov….but we both know the affordable housing has always been bullshit in California. Too many “hidden” folks will stop it from happening.😒

It’s not the United States….it’s small penis boy!

Christmas shopping is finished. ☑️

“… and then he said, ‘No, it’s the FIFA World Cup Peace Prize.’”

“She should have called me. I could have flown her to the concert on my jet”

So you can name the animals just like a five year old. We can you a medal made of a McNugget if that will shut you up.

Ok sir “president”

Maybe she also needs the “cognivity” test.

Yup….every parent I know bought 37 Barbies for their daughter last Christmas.