“Mr. President, we’re $37 trillion in debt. What do you think we should do?” “Start a few more wars. What else?”

Donald Trump has become the biggest threat to global safety.

January 6, 2021 was the most shameful day in American history. It should live in infamy. We will never forget it, and we will not let the nation or the world forget — despite the revisionism of Trump and his lackeys in the Republican Party.

If U.S. foreign policy is being shaped by Donald Trump’s resentment over a Nobel Peace Prize he didn’t get to control, then we have a far bigger problem than Venezuela. World affairs cannot be run by wounded pride. open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

SEN. KELLY: “How many generations of Donald Trump’s family have served in the military? ZERO.”

I think the Greenland threat is a troll. I think. But it would sure be nice for some senators and GOP house members to speak up now and make it clear that an attack on a nato ally would lead to removal from office

Irony just fell out of a tenth storey window. #putin

Jimmy Kimmel: “I want to thank our president, Donald Jennifer Trump, without whom, we would be going home empty handed tonight. So thank you, Mr. President, for all the many ridiculous things you do each and every day…we can’t get wait to get back on the air tomorrow night to talk about them”

Denmark PM Mette Frederiksen: “I would therefore strongly urge the United States to stop the threats against a historically close ally & against another country & another people who have very clearly said that they are not for sale" Denmark handles foreign policy for Greenland

I remember these felony crimes either.

In a nutshell.

The United States of America is not the good guy. We are terrorists with better weapons.

Invoking Wounded Knee to justify modern military actions is a moral failure. Turning a massacre into political cover and then handing out medals isn’t honoring history or service. It’s exploiting both.

The FIFA Peace Prize winner attacked Venezuela

At least now we know Maduro didn’t buy Trump’s crypto coin or donate to his campaign 🤷🏼

“Trump did what?????” “Fuuuuuuck”

The Epstein files are not in Venezuela

All these doctors going on TV and posting on social media their comments that Trump’s self-medicating regimen and diet are unhealthy just need to mind their own business and let the man do his own research.

On the bright side, your New Year could have started this way.

At 3 a.m., immediately following a post claiming he aced his cognitive test, Senile Satan is now threatening a war with Iran. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Pardoned by Trump after convicted of 12 counts of bank fraud and tax evasion. Don’t have to pay back $17.8 million in restitution or serve 12 year sentence. Not Somalis.

Leavitt: “Mr. President, there’s a Kid Rock who would like to talk to you about performing at the Trump-Kennedy Center.” Trump: “That loser is useless. Tell him I’m not in.” Leavitt: “Sir, he’s standing right next to you.”

Issa Rae has canceled her sold out performance at the Kennedy Center. Pulitzer Prize winner Rhiannon Giddens, Peter Wolf, Low Cut Connie, and the Gay Men’s Chorus of Washington, D.C., have also canceled. Lin-Manuel Miranda has canceled the entire Kennedy Center run of Hamilton.

Artists show the way it's done.

To make up for cancellations and dwindling ticket sales, Donald Trump announces Roseanne Barr will sing the national anthem before each performance.

Project 2026.

Reporter: “Why are the president’s fingers all bloody?” Karoline Leavitt: “Because he shitposts at least 200 times on holidays.”

This most difficult part of this exercise was only picking 25.

Why is Donald Trump calling himself a "Sleazebag"?

Bari Weiss killed CBS News in 76 days open.substack.com/pub/stevesch...

Read a book and educate yourself. Your phone is not a book.

CBS is now state run media. Killing a story, then lying about the justification, is the death of integrity.

This year’s Presidential Christmas card.

That’s pretty much what he’s doing already while Stephen Miller runs the country.

youtube.com/watch?v=jieh... Cory Booker posted 60 minutes CECOT report on his YouTube channel.

Put this one up at the White House.

That sound you hear is Walter Cronkite rolling over in his grave.

“I’m gonna take my pretend $2000 from the tariffs, add it to my pretend $5000 from the DOGE checks, and stock up on my pretend $2 Gallon of gas.”

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Trump Dangles Fake “Tariff Checks” to Manipulate Supporters Into Donating Supporters are sent to a donation page when trying to confirm their checks meidasnews.com/news/trump-d...

Absolutely 💯 completely and totally correct. @atrupar.com