the way they're soft launching promoting me at work and my evil bitch coworker is mad af about it and lashing out at me... little does she know she's just making herself look bad while i keep winning

this is so serious to me

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just realized everyone over here missed my sports era . just know i feel like k*lling myself no shade

my sister texting me about how exercise is harder during the luteal phase like im supposed to know wtf that means

Dorinda saying c*nty b*tch is so healing to me🥰 #RHOLDN

i spoke with rose a few weeks ago and her story has been swirling around in my mind ever since ... please consider reading and donating/sharing if you are able 🥺 gofund.me/b9335c54b

this weekend was everything... back to workingtons

investigating hotels and it's kind of insane how enormous the gap in quality can be for a nominal price gap ...

getting older is crazy cuz there's kids at this school born after i smoked weed for the first time

Sailor Moon window display at Eaton's department store in downtown Toronto circa 1996, courtesy Derwin Mak and the Anime North FB group

19 days until first payday

once im settled at my new job i will be back to making youtube videos, TRUST AND BELIEVE i have not forgotten! i just had a really bad allergic reaction all over my arms for most of july and then ive been preparing for new job

first week of work tomorrow

orientation for new job today

highkey need to go back to berlin i fear

went skinny dipping under the moonlight the other day (like a true pisces) so now i feel renewed, refreshed, and restored

GOOD MORNING SKYLINE open.spotify.com/track/2XUggZ...

so it turns out it's actually less than that ... what the hell am i supposed to do like omfg

need to find a way to stretch $100 until september 20th ...

my sister decided she was gonna start watching RHOC from the beginning and tell me why she's live texting me about every little thing like i didn't write the book on that first season omfg 😭

crazy how i got random peoples attention when i tweeted a joke about shaving my p*ssy for the blackpink concert ... but when i try to promote my youtube videos i get nothing ... what's up with your algorithm sister @bsky.app

recording for season 3 has been delayed due to a reaction all over my arms (the BLISTERS mama...) so in the meantime .. dance to this old shit!

☆ Fall Out Boy - Sugar, We're Goin Down ☆

first ripe of the season baby 😝😝😝😝

HEATHER DUBROW IS A KI ........ HEJFJSKDJSJRJEJTHWH

skipping gym today cuz im hungover and i have a sun rash ... reality tv watchings and fast food eatings scheduled for when i get home

im sorry but this has been making me laugh all day like omg its strict over here

shaved my pussy in case lisa wanna come talk

randomly seeing blackpink tomorrow

Olivia Rodrigo speaks out in support of Palestine in new Instagram story: “it is horrific and completely unacceptable. to give up on them is to give up on our shared humanity.”

girl this thumbnail made me think this was a video about sex and the city 2

workshopping new angle so i can actually work w the natural light + i can sit in a real chair

Evil never truly dies, it simply changes its form 😍

also somewhat important extension of lore point 1 ... when i was bedridden and recovering from medical hell i became completely obsessed with a little show called Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ... and the rest is history 🩷

1. i got a uti so bad it gave me arthritis but everyone knows that 2. real life narcissius myth happened to me when i was like 5 cuz i was obsessed with looking at myself in the mirror but i had to stand on the toilet to see myself and one day i fell and shattered my 4 front baby teeth

SIGNED JOB OFFER #EMPLOYEDCANDY69 🧿🧿🧿🧿

THE ULTIMATE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY SEASON 2 RECAP IS LIVE! u know the drill, this is a compilation of my season 2 recaps in one place, cuz i know some people prefer that ultra longform lifestyle.. word on the street is it's perf for bedtime 🤫 youtu.be/W6bw6iKQKlQ?...

ok i am once again asking everyone to send me good energy please 🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿

THE ULTIMATE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY SEASON 2 RECAP IS LIVE! u know the drill, this is a compilation of my season 2 recaps in one place, cuz i know some people prefer that ultra longform lifestyle.. word on the street is it's perf for bedtime 🤫 youtu.be/W6bw6iKQKlQ?...

hungover at the gym during a heat wave open.spotify.com/track/0VFXAV...

trying to cut a mango is so funny sometimes because it's like wow u really don't want me to eat you huh

manifesting $300

my tomato plant is slaying... gag on herrrr

if anyone has been enjoying my videos and feels inclined to support me OR just wants to congratulate me for graduating university ... hi

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