YOU CAN TAKE MY LIFE, BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY TACOS!!!!

Top comment was a kneejerk reaction that missed all the nuance their comment projected. In a word, Paradoxical. In two words, Beautifully Ironic. In three words, Facebook doing Facebook.

The disrespect we all wish he showed.

"Let them eat Hamburders"

This is the ad that Jeff Bezos is refusing to run in the Washington Post. Us billionaires gotta stick together, right? Democracy dies in darkness my butt, sir. Hopefully the streisand effect takes hold, but there is too much news to even try and keep up with.

Anywhere but in the eye: U.S. and Ukrainian representatives at the Munich Security Conference. You can tell a lot about a person just through eye contact. The "real men" on the right show us how cowardly they really are. Ukraine does not deserve this.

This f'n guy will do anything to stay out of prison. Consider them extremely dangerous.

(ELON MUSK) Act: Eliminate Looting of Our Nation by Mitigating Unethical State Kleptocracy Basically you can't have access to the US Treasury if you hold a government contract. Pretty basic common sense stuff mElon. www.politico.com/live-updates...

The picture of when Trump announced "We will take over Gaza." Pictured here is Susy Wiles, trumps chief of staff who helped get him elected. She is the latest in a long line of fools who has enabled the pain and suffering caused by this buffoon. I blame every single one of them as much as him.

If we are just renaming stuff whatever we want now, this is how it's going to be.

We got ourselves a real 'who wore it better' situation in DC. Make sure you get your totally legit $Melania coin or whatever. These people are not like us.

Mark Zuckerberg perving out on Mrs. Amazon at trump's inaug. I wonder what he does with all of our data? Shit. (Say shit like they do from the wire though)

I don’t know who did this, but thank you 🤣

On Petey Hegseth's confirmation hearing today with the US Senate: "Who amongst us cans say that they have not done their job as a Senator blackout drunk? WHOOOM?" -Mark Wayne Mullins Grab em by their behavior.

www.reuters.com/technology/c... Billionaires are not a good thing. Having a person capable of buying your company and ruining it on a whim is not a good thing.

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol... Senator Robert Marshall, R-Kansas, represents only 2.9 million people (out of 330 million total US citizens, or less than 1% of our country). Parroting talking points about poor healthcare being a moral failing. He can go fuck himself.

Don't pretend to love 'Murica unless you can get down with my new maps. Grocery prices are going to be dropping faster than a space laser in July. You see the plan is to... uhh... get cheap groceries by doing this. My personal favorite it "Bra-merica"

LA fires are a good reminder that the only difference between me and any refugee is luck.

Get home soon, so you can do the important egg price dropping work ...like... uhh.... picking just the right font for the "Gulf of America" signs.

Little Sweety Teddy getting ready for his big plans!

We lived through this guy once, but you just forget how stupid he really is.

so if I'm understanding the tech-bro position correctly, it's this

Over on Dead-Twitter, President Elonia is taking privileges away from his useful idiots that are disagreeing with him now. The thing that started it was H-1B visas for cheaper foreign labor. Turned into an argument about, "Why not train domestic labor?" Gee... I wonder what party wanted that?

My smart Uncle told me Jeff Bezos is marrying this alien Lauren Sanchez, and spending $600,000,000 to do so while workers at his warehouses strike for living wages and workplace safety. Mr. Jeff let them eat Cake Bezos, you better wisen up while you still can. You need to share with your workers.

Found in the wild on Facebook. These people really think they are fighting a war for Christmas. Over 5000 people seen this, and though, "Hell yeah! This is what people in my community need to see today! For American Jesus!"

These are the warriors fighting in The War on Christmas. Earlier today, I punched a guy who wished me a Happy Holidays.

Yep. Ain't nothing us rural Michiganders respect more than cosplay flannel. We got some guy trippin' balls lost in the woods, and pouting because you got some grease on your brand new shop khakis. Too much hair gel to blend in naturally though fellas(?).

Those are space lasers in the background, friend.

Holy Cow. First off, I just want to say I am so glad Nancy Mace is out of the hospital after that Handshake Contest, but what is going on with her? She's giving me Cynthia From Rugrats Vibes. Good of time as any to say if you need some help, reach out. I'll always be there for you.

Modern problems require modern solutions. 😏

Seen on the back of a Dodge Ram Pickup Truck in my small town today. The trump pee-play stuff makes sense, but I'll never understand Trump punisher skulls. He's like an avatar to these poor confused folks.

www.businessinsider.com/congress-con... Would be great if Congressional Pay was tied to performance. You know. To run the government like a business and all that. I wonder what this haunted child's toy of a speaker thinks he did to deserve a 4% raise.

Or take their training, and become their competition. If you aren't being treated right, take action.

If your party loses because you are an old out of touch 70+ year old, you need to stop elevating old out of touch 70+ year olds. A person that has never had a real job besides "politician" that used to get "an egg sandwich for 10 cents when they were a lad" is not the future.

A lot of people have been talking about how Facebook feels like the dead internet now, and it is hard not to see it. When you scroll, instead of seeing content from friends or people you know you get this junk. It is either the D-string from Russia, or AI garbage. Saddest Part? 6500 likes.

SHUT. UP. You mean to tell me I can get a hat with a picture of a tinier hat on it?!? ...gives me an idea... I will be selling shirts with a small hat that has an even tinier hat on it for $60! Details to follow.

BREAKING NEWS!!! Can JD Vance get his raging alcohol problem under control?!? Is this really who we can trust to lead the United States. Seen here abusing alcohol with the president elect!

Twitter (Named X by some pro sausage weirdo) has a male-to-female ratio of almost 2:1, with over 68% of users being male. It is literally a whole bunch of trolls bumping swords over there sharing misinformation 24/7. Will it kill itself? Time will tell, but yes.

Take notes CNN. THIS is how reporting is done. The GOP members parading this poor senile old man around should be ashamed. A real weekend at Bernie's situation. www.irishstar.com/news/us-news...

Today I learned that Skeet is a slang term comprised of a portmanteau of "sky" and "tweet" used by users of the social media app Bluesky Social as a self-referential name for their posts (similar to a tweet on Twitter). But this is all I can think of:

New maps just dropped of places you can avoid Polio, Whooping Cough, Shingles, and... I don't know? Tetanus? Are they against Tetanus Vaccines now, too? Stay in the blue for safety, or you can turn that red to purple or blue to be a F'n Hero. I'm in a red spot, and I won't stop speaking up.

BREAKING NEWS!!! Nancy Pelosi has fallen and broken her hip walking the marbled floor of the Grand Ducal Palace in Luxembourg City! Medical Bills to be covered by Congress (You). Is she too rich and out of touch to understand the common person's struggle?

Next stop Florida. Mario has an adjustment to take care of for a single mother of 3 named Briana Boston. Those in power seem to keep making the worst possible decisions to avoid civil unrest. We don't like it when you hurt the vulnerable. Help the people you can help.

Uh oh! Looks like they hired some editors with some sense over at the Times. #Legacy #Media #Trash #itsAmeLuigi

I think the reason I am afraid of what Daniel Penny (home less killer) a not afraid of what Luigi Mangione (CEO adjuster) is that I have an infinitely higher chance of being a homeless man than being a heartless CEO. The homeless man also never made decisions that got people killed via AI.

Boss: "Christmas Bonus!?!? Having a job here is a bonus!!!" Me (under my breath): "I would have even been fine with Jelly of the Month" (sobs)

Let's not get too busy and move on from the problems that need solving. Local, State, and Federal laws can easily be written to protect us from the "Health Management Companies".

Oh no! Turns out getting a tipster reward is almost impossible for us regular poors to do! You gotta give that carrot when your making people rats! That's something the old aristocracy understood! These new gilded age rulers aren't gonna last! www.unilad.com/news/us-news...

You guys like weird rich people relationship drama? trump jr broke up with his girlfriend via text and then had his daddy send her to Greece for a job as an unqualified ambassador. The best is yet to come Kimmie! Now is your chance to turn it all around and come back into the light! Get it girl.

It had to be that punk Grimace! Ronald won't even be able to look you in the eye anymore brother.