Where's Green Jedi on here? Or is that a boring as fuck twitter thing?

Hello, I'm Nude Gunray (from twitter), and I'm VERY concerned about the quality of the discourse here...

It’s Monday my dudes.

The Witcher is a woman now, and she's here to steal your balls

Live and drink!

I'm nude

Caves of Qud is FUCKING WILD. So far I've played a gunslinger with force wall powers who can erect an invincible bubble and fire out through it. I also made a 4 armed gorilla mutant who regenerated, but died in a battle with a mongrel hyena warlord. The customization is crazy.

The unnamed Sith from the Marvel comics by bsky.app/profile/char.... He used the dark side to keep his face young while the rest of his body was decrepit and rotted (note his hands). #DarkSideSquareSeries #SithSunday

I love Star Wars! #fanart #StarWars

Posting some #DarkSideSquareSeries characters I haven’t posted here yet. I basically won’t draw characters that contradict the current canon. So no Darth Caedus.

Reskeeting this comrade and their awesome art:

"Captain Bombardier's" reaction is telling - he's secretly Warlord Zsinj and sees the harvesting of Grogu's m-cells as key to his bid for power.

Actually this B1 was shutdown due to a power outage at a high stakes poker tournament, he couldn’t care less about the Separatists anymore, he wants his money

Squirtle, lad, I choose you! Now pop t'kettle on.

"Did we win??" gives us a moment of laughter, perhaps a bit of pathos. But it's the fact that the B-1s were programmed to be emotionally invested in a Separatist victory, to perhaps even dream about it - their creators are sick fucks.

At Attin is fascinating because of it's implications re: Palpatine. It's either a) he doesn't know it (the fucker overlooks a LOT considering he's constantly wanking on about being an all-knowing chessmaster) or b) he knows about it and has designs beyond "occupy it with an imperial garrison"

Do you think love can bloom... even on a battlefield?

That B-1 battle droid cameo made me laugh like a fucker. Love those guys. #skeletoncrew

@nudegunray.bsky.social I feel like you'd buy this album lmao

Great news for fans of Captain Cumcatcher

This, but no Nute Gunray :(

I sounded myself with this, and it took me to a place of sensory Nirvana. I highly recommend buying it for the Star Wars miniatures collector in your life.

The lobster looking up at me from the pot:

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOUR PROFILE PICTURE I WANT TO SEEEEEEEE

My cat when I tell him that he'll freeze if he goes outside:

Follow this account.

Counterpoint: Do

I'm getting my arse kicked in Caves of Qud. I get ruthlessly murdered, invariably, about 5-10 minutes after starting the game. I adopted a "run from everything" approach but ended up getting lost and dying of thirst in a salt-soaked world. 10/10, would recommend.

I want to fuck star wars. All of it.

The Confederacy of Independent Systems will win.

Happy Friday, cuntos!

Twitter is the Site B to the Isla Nublar that is my Bluesky account.

Star Wars fans be like "I'm creating a positive and inclusive community!" and not include alt text on their photos

You're laughing at Nute Gunray getting carved up like a Life Day Nuna on Mustafar? I know he was a warmongerer, one of the architects of a war that killed millions just to make a pile of credits, but he had creche-grubs, man. How can you find this funny?

Getting in the festive spirit

Haha, get fucked!

Those two Hutts in TBOBF

Am account I'd recommend blocking. They want you to argue with them, they crave that kind of attention. They *hate* social consequences, though.

Thank you for 1k followers. I love you all. You're welcome to the Trade Federation AGM anytime.

Let me be real, I'd suck the nail varnish right off her toes

Not long until Skeleton Crew - I can't wait to be reunited with my Gay Nikto

They're all sucking Swagmin's dick on the Other Site

Friday night, you bet your dirty ass I'm getting spry on the worlds most uninspiring lagers