Ass ass ass

ABE (After Battle of Exogol) should replace ABY.

The only "Stranger Things" I care about are the stranger things I'm exhorting both your parents to do with me in the bedroom

Death to America

Grand He/Himquisitor

First order of business:

I might use this more, where's my star wars people at...?

Happy new year cuntos

Arse Danger.

@nudegunray.bsky.social I feel like you'd buy this album lmao

this is still the coolest capital ship to be designed for anything ever

"Chewie, what're you doing? I saw you leaving Dr Kalonia's quarters this morning, looking all matted and shit. What about your wife??" "Relax, Han. Wookiees believe that the universe outside of Kashyyk's atmosphere does not exist, is a bad dream of sorts. I can fuck her because I have no soul now."

These two were fucking, right...?

seeing a lot of AI images here so in case you didn’t know; that’s awful! generative AI steals photos & artwork to create from and it’s also so unbelievably bad for the environment.

Tarkin when he finds out that Krennic has truly fucked it at Scarif:

Spice Urchin isn't even the first time Kenobi has been callously indifferent to the material circumstances of someone trapped within the drugs trade. Elan Sleazebaggano went home and blew his brains out because of that fucking Mind Trick.

[Upper-class Coruscanti accent] "Yes, yes, that is very sad but I really must be going to return the young girl that's been travelling with me to her life of obscene wealth and luxury."

Hondo is like Doctor Who. When he's there for street kids, he'll take them on wacky adventures that'll enrich their life. When he's not there, however, their life is like in 'Children of Earth'; they become broken husks for the intergalactic drug trade

Which Star Wars character has the smallest microdick and why is it Orson Krennic?

Ezra: man, it's so sweet being a homeless orphan! Time to cheekily pinch some meiloorun! Teehee! Kenobi Spice Girl: my supplier smashed my teeth in when I was 10 because I spent some of the spice money on food

Did you know that male Neimoidians can fake orgasms, ejecting a form of pseudo-semen, to prevent a situation where their partners take offence and demand financial compensation, which is permissible under Neimoidian law for ungratifying sexual encounters?

Reskeet if you would eat this

Mundi was so wrong. Said sith extinct thousand years. Sheev smirked at this thought.

Hi, okay, seeing lots of people doing this so listen up cunts. I'm ✨ Nude Gunray ✨, a wholesome star wars fan account. Love: Star wars, separatism, socialism, chaos Hates: Bullies, right wingers, Ki Adi Mundi, fandom snobbery #Promosky

Darth Sidious extracting Vader from Mustafar:

Bald Cad Bane hits different. I want to smother his bald, blue head with my chest and make disgusting, revolting love to it.

I'd say they can do whatever they want with their machine learning bollocks, on the precise caveat that the only coolant they'd be permitted to use to cool their servers is their own bodily waters www.thebookseller.com/news/new-pub...

I did this on the other site, but I BESEECH my followers to play Mouthwashing, basically "what if 'Alien', but the crew of the Nostromo are battling their declining mental health and humanity's darkest impulses instead of an extraterrestrial killing machine?"

Captain Cannddy because his dick tastes like sugar

Seeking a coveted Mark Hamill Follow™? Simple, establish a centre-left political cause (important: not TOO left!), throw out all that "actual activism" bric-a-bric, encourage vaguely positive skeets and just the right level of praise from the masses. He'll be there like a hog looking for truffles.

Drop an image of your favourite Jedi of all time. Jai Maruk - "It is my job to live with honor, to defend the Republic, to protect her people, to look after my ship and my weapon and my Padawan. My death is somebody else's responsibility." Also, lol @ the single shit picture of him lol

Why not help the sith? There's good credits in trade routes. Droids are expensive.

It's great seeing Star Wars fans regroup on Bluesky to hopefully build a healthier online community, but part of me wonders if I truly have any place in this new world...

How I arrived at Bluesky

@darthahsoka.bsky.social happy birthday!!!

Chewnecca, Chewbacca, lick my chewpussy and my chewcracca