It does beg that question, doesn't it? Because no one is.

I thought he moved out of SF. Also FUCK all the way off with your melting ketamine, cocaine face.

You know the economy's doing super great when my 6" Subway tuna sandwich today was $8.50. That's a Subway sandwich. 6". Tuna, no bells. No whistles.

Okay so it's not the Epstein Files, but pleasant surprise today. My bonkers horror / comedy feature Killer Tech went to 2nd round at AFF. (*Please clap)

I was just opining to my sister the other day that I thanked God for Biden in 2020 bc if we didn't have that AT THE VERY LEAST we could (and now seems likely would) still be in the grips of Covid. He allowed us to implement the vaccine and saved lord knows how many lives. JFC I hate this timeline.

What it is really is other countries will get the Nobels and the contracts and the kudos and we'll be behind every curve imaginable. Hard to continue to tout "the greatest" when we're last in everything.

A Tsunami Advisory is in effect for the L.A. region after an 8.7 magnitude earthquake was detected near Russia. I’ve been briefed and my team is in touch with coastal leaders and the Port of Los Angeles about overnight preparations. Sign up for emergency alerts: NotifyLA.org.

Qatar's gift to Donald Trump of a luxury jet for his post-presidential use will cost taxpayers almost $1 billion in carefully concealed Pentagon funds. That's money straight from your taxes to Trump's personal benefit. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/27/u...

Current obsession: #Hitmakers on Netflix. Binged whole season (6 eps) over weekend. I love getting to be a fly on the wall of other writing experiences, witnessing the process. This one about writing potential hit songs. Every one a legit bop. Amazingly talented humans. No villains. So cool.

The only positive I can see from this (which believe me as someone on the Exchange is not positive enough) is that they're not waiting til after the mid-terms to implement this garbage like some of their other horrible measures. So hopefully people will be clear-eyed and outraged at the right time.

A lot of people are (rightfully) sharing The Cosby Show Gordon Gatrell scene to honor #MalcolmJamalWarner but my favorite of his is this Key & Peele. May you forever "Get those pants." RIP sir. www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1gH...

ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻

Great. Now we can finally get more #StrangerswithCandy! @stephencolbert.bsky.social #AmySedaris

Great. Now we can finally get more #StrangerswithCandy! @stephencolbert.bsky.social #AmySedaris

I've spent a lot of time thinking about this fascinating exchange Colbert had with Dua Lipa, when she asked him about the role his faith plays in his comedy.

Searching the #PageAwards QF list to see if my script made the next round. No shit, really?? There's my script listed named KILLER TECH -- written by Thomas Hirschler. Ha. Psych! Guess there are two scripts named Killer Tech out there and mine's not the good one. 😂

Happy mid-way through the year to all my friends who are missing a day that used to connote a celebration of our freedom from oppression. #4thofJuly #IndependenceDay

Get you a boyfriend who tells you you're a misunderstood artist and means it. #SupportSystem #Love #WritersLife

#SquidGame S3 ep. 2 you cruel sonofabitch. You know it's coming. But it's a dagger to the back nonetheless. Damn fine storytelling.

#SquidGame S3 ep. 2 you cruel sonofabitch. You know it's coming. But it's a dagger to the back nonetheless. Damn fine storytelling.

The Man from Elsewhere – Alli Rock One-Hour Sci-Fi A washed-up Private Investigator must dive into a multiverse of historical what-ifs to track down his new client — but the deeper he goes, the closer his personal demons get to catching up with him. #TVsky #Scriptsky

That hat tho... 😋 If you like Carpenter, Russell, or giggling, watch this. 😂🐕👽

Connections Puzzle #743 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟦🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 I still contend “Bell” can def be included in Yellow category. But yay got hardest first this time!

Simpson, you idiot, you spent the entire year's budget in a month! Your department's broke. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bgs...

CLEANER on HBO Max is 100x more entertaining than its logline implies. "When a group of violent radicals take hundreds of hostages at an energy company's annual gala, a window cleaner comes to the rescue." Daisy Ridley is as ever an engaging and delightful lead. Give her all the movies.

A little levity to your day. deadline.com/2025/06/the-...

Just cross pollinating. Haven't seen this story make it over here yet so wanted to highlight. No idea how reliable this outlet is but ain't it an interesting story? I can't wait for the shit this is going to stir... www.msn.com/en-in/news/w...

I don't think it ever occurred to tiny brain that he would actually have to SIT and watch the entire forced parade. I don't know if you know this, but parades are boring af.

I don't think it ever occurred to tiny brain that he would actually have to SIT and watch the entire forced parade. I don't know if you know this, but parades are boring af.

I am just heart sick at what is happening here. Not just the horrid so called "leader" but that there are so many willing and eager to participate in his bs. I never thought there would be so many in this age to sign up to be ICE or DHS. To eagerly attack and defend the nonsense. The cruelty.

LEAVE MY GD CITY ALONE! You don't have to live here, you don't even have to visit. In fact, stay the hell away from it. #LosAngeles

As usual, she says it best.

Got em all, no misses this time! Connections Puzzle #711 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨

The Man from Elsewhere – Alli Rock One-Hour Sci-Fi A washed-up Private Investigator must dive into a multiverse of historical what-ifs to track down his new client — but the deeper he goes, the more he questions the case, and the closer his personal demons get to catching up with him. #TVSeries

'member whenever the Biden admin did this it was supposed to be a failure somehow bc drugs? www.tmz.com/2025/05/06/d...

It's so wackadoo that we have to wait for these lunatic losers to concede before it's "officially" over.

Okay, #Companion is real good, horror friends. Jack Quaid may just be cornering the market on this particular guy. Def gonna be a rewatch soon. #horrorsky

Okay, #Companion is real good, horror friends. Jack Quaid may just be cornering the market on this particular guy. Def gonna be a rewatch soon. #horrorsky

Not to mention I got a message from Blue Shield the other day warning me of a "mistake" made that allowed Google Ads access to member data through their contract with Google Analytics that was supposed to be firewalled but *Oops. deadline.com/2025/04/goog...

Well that earthquake alert was new and terrifying.

So much for that market resurgence then huh?

Ever feel like you're just doing it all wrong and always have been?

My heart. ❤️

Nothing like braving Costco on a Tues to stock up on essentials in anticipation of necessities becoming more difficult and more expensive to buy shortly. How Great is America right now? Amirite?

All leaders take note. Lead in a way that makes people want to do things like this for you. 🥰

Wow. That's what I'm talking bout!

After watching #FionaDourif come into her father Brad's world and kill it in the Child's Play / Chucky universe for years, it gave me a ridiculous amount of glee to see #BradDourif show up in her world as her dad on #ThePitt. I actually clapped when he popped up. I was alone.

He's going to drop all of these tariffs in a couple months, and then he's going to declare victory and trumpet the fact that the DOW went up 1000 points, and I literally fucking beg the media not to just print that as news without context both in headlines and column inches

Done

I don't think my life savings can handle this much winning.