Little one: Ms Heather, what are you thinking about? Me: Putting up my Christmas tree when I get home Little one: Oh. I thought it was cheese 🥰🧀 You aren’t wrong little one

It’s been a while since I saw a pixie Stix, but these middle schoolers have consumed enough to fuel an army 5000 strong.

Happy Halloween, loves 🎃👻

Hey kids, want me to show you this cool trick with fire? …. Adding to the ever growing list of things I probably shouldn’t but do say to my kids. 🙃🔥

We are getting new windows and the installation guys are here. They pointed to something on the ledge outside of Carter’s room and asked what it was and I said, “Oh that’s owl poop. Look! You can see the tiny bones!” I have either scared them or gain respect. Unsure at this time.

Back to back insurance calls require my stress relief fidget 🤓 Just a girl and her fidget, trying not to cuss out a rep ✌🏻😎

One of my favorite things about spending time with Heather B. is we never know what fun we will end up doing 😁

🦄✨💜🤍

Recreating Scott’s picture with the Lonely Island couple from 2023 at today’s TBCC.

So happy to be back in the Bay Area for a week 💚🌉🚎

I held a 2 minute plank for the first time since high school and I’m going to celebrate once I pick myself up off the floor 🥳

Adult beverages must be kept discrete at the campsite so I’ve become the master of the pocket beverage. Shhhh you see nothing

If anybody needs help or mutual aid or whatever, I feel like now is a really cool time to share that because things are about to get really dire for millions of people and we only have each other. Pls feel free to share here.

Story time! The majority of the camping residents are boomer “good ‘ole boy” types and almost everyone loves the tangerine tyrant 😒 I have found the ✨most✨ joy in making girlie pop comments about their masculine activities. Please enjoy:

Happiness is going on a walk and meeting a cat with incredible toe beans 🤍

Scott didn’t want to put his new hat in the bag and risk bending it and didn’t want to wear it…. So I will 😏

It’s crazy times, here’s a peaceful spot to sit for a moment.

What I’d give to feel the salt spray and watch the sun set 🤍

Less than a second later my phone dropped in the water 🤦🏻‍♀️ Time for the waterproof case 😬

Glow Party Vibes

Trying to keep up the workout streak but Florida is trying her best to roast me. Uncool, Florida. We had an agreement that you wouldn’t act like a hotheaded brat until mid June.

My weekend read 🖤 Thanks @rileyisokay.bsky.social for encouraging me to leave the Fairy Hole I’ve been in and give this a read 🤭 #CoolS #DieBooth @diebooth.bsky.social

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Adulting things are done, time to relax and catch up on my audiobook poolside 😎☀️

I was happily jamming to my prehistoric music while cleaning my office when a particular banger came on and core memory dancing kicked in and I dropped my potted plant on my printer. Use caution while cleaning elder millennials, those muscles remember those tunes.

Got the essentials ready for therapy on the farm

Lunch break ear piercing adventures 😜🖤🦝

Veronica appreciation post 🫶🏻Thanks to this amazing person who finds the words when I cannot and helps us navigate this whole marketing/business partnership thing. I’ll just sit here and play on my little keyboard while she edits/adds to my drafts. No judging the hat, it’s golf day at work 😁🏌🏻‍♀️

Lamb cake? Nailed it 🙂

Today was a fun day! My Summit Therapies team joined ASGO for their 20th Annual Walk and Family Fun Day.

It took some time, but we got our ducks in a row and we are excited to join The Autism Society of Greater Orlando at their walk and family fun day on 4/19, at the Orange County Convention Center 😎🦆 Come out, have fun and stop by because we would love to say hi! #AutismWalk2025 #AutismAcceptance

Just two chaotic Pisces chatting with zero focus and all the laughs 💜 Podcast episode coming soon

It’s dangerous work, doing watercolors and drinking 😳🍹🖌️🎨

Watching the kids do something they shouldn’t but my coffee hasn’t kicked in so I’m just letting it go. #ImGonnaLetItSlide

Working on helping a client try new books so we made an agreement that we would ALL try reading a new book for 10 minutes, just to see how we like it. Client ended up reading for over 30 minutes because he loved the new book 😄🤍📚 Today was a great day.

I cannot WAIT to fuel some nightmares!

Sunday Scaries: March Madness Edition. 🏀

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Spring breakin

In this house we give presents for St Patrick’s Day and not Valentines Day and I feel that pretty much sums us up…especially since I’m the “most Irish” one and it’s less than 3% of my genealogy 🥳🤍🍀🇮🇪

Officially on Spring Break!

My business partner asked what I was wearing to the home visit of our new client (who’s parents are literally millionaires)… ma’am I am wearing what I wear every day of my life: jeans, t-shirt and sneaks.

It’s been too long since I’ve walked amongst the big trees 🤍🌲 I’m so very excited to go back this summer!

In my Garden Girl Era 🥰🌱

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Me: We finally got our Daredevil crew back! 🥰 :::::15 minutes later::::::

Assessment life 📑📝

That darn Bluetooth speaker likes to default to me and Scott gets quite an earful when he turns it on 🤭😏🌶️ #IronFlame