I love Reddit posts about QoL change wishlists for Nintendo or Game Freak games as if that's something that Nintendo and Game Freak are known to do

tired: vers wired: full-stack

ive been watching a lot of straight male gaming content lately. never realized how often straight men talk in detail about sucking cock, and they flirt with each other? all men are gay.

oh hey it's me michelle visage. do you want more fag shit? then press the fag button down below! it's called binge fagging.

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this is my impression of reddit "I lost my mother and sister today in a brutal car accident. I never thought I'd lose my whole family in one fowl swoop" "Sorry to hear that also it's fell swoop not fowl swoop"

🦸‍♂️ Mark, look, I made a (beyond) steak (it's under the onions 💀)

If you leave your shopping cart somewhere in the parking lot other than the cart return, your day of reckoning grows near

SCREAMING THIS FROM THE FUCKING ROOFTOPS

I had to make some quality slander today

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my furry art wishlist is something like this: - my sona dressed as a sunflower - my sona dressed as a butterfly - my sona dressed in a love heart costume - my sona as the joker blowing up a hospital - my sona riding a rollercoaster (the mid-ride candid shot) with my friends’ sonas

pour one out for megadoodoo

oh did you hear that? that sound? it's the sound of the academy throwing an award at Sandra Oh. They're just pelting her with trophies. Someone save her she's going to be crushed under the weight of her own success

my first try // my latest batch 🥨 😇

Shaving my face as soon as I get home because I had some whippersnapper think I was Moistcritikal. 😭😭😭

me seeing yet another website transform into a ChatGPT wrapper chat box

why do I keep trying to cook with liquid smoke... it flops Every time and yet I keep trying it

I’m making soft pretzels 🤤 if they don’t turn out I might unalive myself

Hey fellas, my eyes are up here lol Go ahead and stare all you want, I like the attention >:3 Thank you @binpand.bsky.social for the sketch, I love it!

i'm having a great time at TFF!

my new year's resolution for 2025 was to be more sincere, and i think i actually did a good job. I feel more authentic at least

I can’t live without her (The Ordinary 2% Salicylic Acid Solution)

We need a Narcan for caffeine because sometimes I do not make choices that benefit me in the future

cuebitt.github.io/hypercutter/ i'm working on this Pokemon GBA binary extraction tool! Currently it can extract tilesets from Pokemon Emerald. And it works in a web browser! yippee

It's time for everyone's favorite game show: Community College Campus or Mormon Polygamy House!!!

when anime characters get old does their hair go gray or does it just turn into a normal human hair color

i wish i could tolerate the unpleasant sensory feeling of having longer hair cuz i just know i would serve

the soul of charlie kirk when sora gets shut down

skibward gyattric and rizzbob?

Sorry to bother but I could use help again. Funds are running low, and I have a bone marrow transplant i will need to go out of town for soon. Still fighting the doctors and insurance to find out when before the window of opportunity is gone and it's too late. Thank you to those who help.

I think you should get banned from any site/app where you post a video you recorded from the driver's seat of your moving vehicle

Otterly adorable 🦦 #art

the absolute sinophobia of nobody in my area selling steamed rice cake/baak tang gou... i yearn for that yeasty thing

Pokemon Pokopium…

Apparently I am Irish according to a DNA test I took… happy St Patrick’s Day?

kim kAHdashin

it is the year 2026 and YOUNG POSSE will get a win. Those girls serve it up every time and get paid in dust

Hi I’m a big, fat, beaw Done by @Bear_with_dani on Twitter I really love how this came out!

i'm working on a vrchat avatar prefab! It's a AudioLink-reactive glowstick band that actually shines light on your avatar (via an emission mask)! And it comes with a tool that can generate an emission mask for *any* avatar!

🛑 stop being old 🛑

Idea: you’re stuck in purgatory, but it’s specifically a gay furry vn or comic that can never end because people will cancel their Patreon memberships

mmm homemade lemonade. so yellow and refretching

Grok, write me a LinkedIn post about what I learned by escaping Dubai on a private jet

welcome to the Cuebitt club. the music is barely audible and the house special cocktail is just diet coke

Average social media user

hello to everyone except people who watch 1 anime and decide to integrate Japanese into their vocabulary despite only speaking English otherwise

hey guys its me slitney spears

Karen my computer wife take me out behind the chum bucket and shoot me