thinking about fat guys again 😔

like this post if you are: - fat - nasty - broke - career in shambles - mad as hell

Someone just posed this in a chat that I'm in and I feel incredibly called out >.>

shoutout to whoever invented tahini. love her

the devil works hard, and yet those people doing kpop dance covers in public somehow work harder

He always does this when he gets back from the gym. Not complaining though, the smell is... hypnotic. (ft. some whore (@dieselsaurus.bsky.social)) This is also sorta an interest check to see if I should make a 2 character YCH out of this...

cowboy: ❌ cow boy: ✅

BLUESKY GIVEAWAY: - 1 Bigscreen Beyond 2e: @vrchat.com Edition (no 10 years of VRC+, sorry). As long as Bigscreen can ship to you, you're eligible. RULES: - must be following me on Bluesky - must RT this post you must be comfortable with me ordering it for you!

chalk writing on the back window of an SUV is just twitter for boomers

The first Wolke✖ Base is here. This is something I had been thinking about for a long while. An eXperiment to create a CROSSbreed. From the Bara Rat and Curvy Cow, we have the Bara Cow! Available on GUM wolkehond.gumroad.com/l/bara-cow ITCH wolkehond.itch.io/bara-cow

Sweaty Yeen 💦

Nope. Actual facts: - not AI, just on-device ML to create a private search request - photos aren't uploaded to Apple - Apple can't decrypt search - none of the data is stored - can't be associated with your account or devices - sends fake requests alongside real ones to further hide

not to be unwoke but straight guys calling themselves twinks is so weird

If you have any questions for someone, ask! :) You will get an answer to your question faster and even save time 💙

ATTRAKT changing the Cupid thumbnail to just Keena is so funny and deserved

mfff finally a cute top on my feed! my butthole is winking say hiiii~ 😍

this recipe sucks. i made it exactly as written except i replaced the flour with toenails and it came out nothing like the picture. 0/5 stars!!!

nobody: Cities skylines YouTubers: 1000000 MILE WIDE POOP VOLCANO? DROWNING DETROIT 2 WITH A POOP TSUNAMI

Doggy for @cuebitt.rip! Go hit him with a truck <3

this pasta i made literally tastes like hot cheetos........... tf did i put in this shit

as a queer vegan furry I feel like I have to visit Portland at least one like a Muslim making a pilgrimage to Mecca

me after being beheaded for the crime of being too silly

🔊 young FUCKING posse back in the house

the recording booth echo, fuck 🤣🤣🤣

"Isekai Truck, please stop," the cow pleaded. Then the cow collapsed and died.

Welcome… to the cow zone

[🔞] BIIIIIIG STRETCH imagine the squeak I’d make… 🫣

ahhhhhh @bighufferpuffer.bsky.social did me this and I look so HOT AND RAD 🛹🤙🕶️ thank you so much ❤️

Nothing feels better than being open about what you feel towards someone. Without fears, without regrets, without shame.

im so late for bowser day 🤧

cows cows cows cows cows

Did You Know That There’s a Portal Between Your Ears For Fucking

Dunno about pancakes but he's pretty stacked. Comm for @truckersnep.bsky.social!

I call my shark slit the World Trade Center cuz my twin towers are inside

CW: Lactation Well, you just gonna sit there while my pecs keep leaking? Better get sucking, boy~… 🎨 ALT:

W O R S H I P

concept: used musky underwear secret santa

Having a nice hot day in the sun on bowser day!

EXCUSE

To celebrate national underwear day here's @vawdkot.bsky.social in his happy place 🐺: @socksthewolf.com 🐈‍⬛: me, obv

When Kuro started dungeon diving, he struggled to adapt to the social standards of his non-kobold party members.

>:O How DARE

sir...

Just two bros taking a breather during their hike 😌 for @lobosade.bsky.social and @xanderfox.bsky.social

It's Bowser's day (you know 8-4, his stage =P) and he is proud of his koopa booba. I hope you like this painting; it started as an experiment. I don't usually do shiny skin because I feel it doesn't match the fur, but I love it for reptilian characters.

Can't wait to see Bowser's destroyed pussy all over my socials tomorrow