I bet Madonna was expecting the board to show 4 minutes

If you've ever read The Running Man. Fox are The Network

You can't throw in the towel, if you can't use the throw-in towel

Remember when Saliba headed the ball first, then the player last year?

Really frustrating to see how many Olympiacos tickets are available on the exchange, having failed to get one in the ballot. Too late to plan a mid-week trip now

My area is getting new, more direct bus routes. Was chatting to elderly neighbours who said "were losing our buses". I explained the changes but wondered where they got that info. Just read the local newsletter. There needs to be more care in how we communicate. This is so misleading.

Shoresy cast, the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs, to face off against Oilers alumni in January The Shoresy Classic is partnering with Edmonton Oilers Community Foundation’s “Every Kid Deserves A Shot” program.

Here's a little bit I like to do at work on Monday mornings in the office as an Arsenal fan. Colleague: "Well that's the season over/Well I guess that's that" Me: "Wait, what happened? Did the PL do something? The season just started. Did they stop the league?"

I look forward to all the think pieces about how City were afraid to lose.

Counter protestors chant “Racists Go Home” as they chase away Canada First protestors down Bloor street in Toronto. www.conservative.ca/canada-first... #cdnpoli

When you see it.

I think the "worlds richest person" moniker should go to the person who paid the most tax each year

Rotation. Nice.

The Department of War is a lot more accurate than Defense though

I'd say Spurs will replace Levy with Tariffs

It would be pure Arrested Development if it wasn't so tragic

Smithers, are they saying Boo or Zu?

You can't make a mistake in this case. VAR and the ref saw the footage and made their decision. A mistake is an error, that was a well informed decision. The actual truth here is that they wanted to help Chelsea. No other explanation is valid

I feel like a statue honours someone who has had an impact in Arsenal's history during their career. I don't feel that that encapsulates Ian Wright. Ian is Arsenal, he is different to the rest. He is part of the fabric of the club. Ian deserves a stand, nothing less.

I like to imagine Eze's mother telling him "give him a call, sure. The worst thing he can say is no"

And on the subject of #realartatters: AI poisoning tool NIGHTSHADE is now free for artists to use: venturebeat.com/ai/nightshad...

Daniel Levy and Steve Parish. What could possibly go wrong? 😀

Fuck off.

WHY IS NICK NURSE SITTING WITH STEVE PARISH?!?! Next Ted Lasso? Life imitating art?

Welp, there goes Kiwior's sale value

Sky sports doing "The Warriors" style promo for the US Open 🤔

Liverpool bringing back a classic jersey

I've met many people in recent years who are anti-mRNA, but pro"billionaire who wants to put a chip in my brain". Confused

Rainbows are welcome at Arsenal, Keir Starmer is not

Yikes

Anyone got 2 spares for Saturday's game at Emirates at all? Wasn't going to be in on the weekend but now going to be in London and wish I had booked it earlier. 🥺 Can pay FV. #Arsenal 🔴⚪

If it's all hugs with Partey at the Emirates tomorrow, I may puke

If Newcastle could combine Ramsdale and Pope they'd have a phenomenal goalkeeper

Welcome back to KSE

Actually thought that Lucy Bronze was really poor in this tournament. The tibia thing explains it, but does England not have a RB that's better than Bronze with a broken Tibia??

Add anti-union to the list of why FIFA sucks

Love the concept behind the new Tron movie, but simply refuse to watch a Jared Leto film.

My one guess for the ending of Stranger Things is that Steve sacrifices himself Nancy, and that's why Running up that Hill was so prominent

What do Edu do?

Or we could build a society where people didn't have to fish in bins in order to afford a meal

Oh my god, not a Wimbledon final double bagel

Left wing Arsenal Bluesky is just Grok this Gyök that

If you're at a rally, and the people beside you are holding Nazi flags, then you are at a Nazi rally

Simping for Partey is a quick unfollow from me

If I did not want the Strait of Hormuz closed, I would simply not do things that would close the Strait of Hormuz

Interesting time to be reading The Running Man