Jock and Game type day 😮‍💨

Fat Boy Friday but for BlueSky

Fiscally responsible bloomfies - cash ISA or stocks and shares ISA (I despise Martin Lewis so will not use his website lol)

Happy Saturday

Wtf just happened #TheApprentice

I just know that the Twitter post is going to be filled with hate

“I’m feeling venomous towards Kate” -meanwhile didn’t know the words and was a bit of a bitch the day before in rehearsals… Gurl #UkVsTW #DragRace

If I’m dead please don’t simulate me being horny on main

Soon??

I would actually like to see a season of #TheApprentice that’s isn’t produced to make everyone look like idiots. Give the guys a calculator, give them a chef and let them run the business/selling

We need to ban PTs dming paragraphs when you only follow back… I didn’t enquire, leave me be

Snatch game on any VsTW season is such a hard challenge when the judges only understand English speaking references

I really despise the boys sub team leader but he’s giving Jack-the-lad that Sugar likes 😒 #TheApprentice

Who runs this account

Nah where are the cunty finale outfits this year??? #TheTraitors

I hope that Faraz watches this back and realises that Rachel has not once mentioned him in the tower except for murder #TheTraitors

The reason I couldn’t be on #TheTraitors is solely because all the challenges are physical

Next season can we have no family/partners pleaseeee it adds nothing after the Dianne/Ross #TheTraitors

Should have killed Faz… now he’s gunna go after Rachel #TheTraitors

They need to kill one of the Queens Roxy or Jade, or dull Faraz for the win #TheTraitors

That round table was actually so funny #TheTraitors

We can’t be on season 4 of this show and still ask “why am I still here” without realising you’re not interesting #TheTraitors

Tummy Tuesday!

Not Jack giving the “I’m close to the traitor that’s why I’m here” when he’s just been irrelevant #TheTraitors

Traitors, but there’s no Traitors and it’s just Claudia doing the murders

… Harriets lost the plot now tbh #TheTraitors

I’m team Roxy tbf, Harriet’s just being rude #TheTraitors

Oh she kinda gagged then #TheTraitors

Nahhh that’s a big brain move from Matt #TheTraitors

“It’s Rachael and for that reason I’m voting Sam” #TheTraitors

The first time I wanted the traitors to lose #TheTraitors

Sometimes I just want to see my friends dicks… not because I’m necessarily horny but because I’m nosey lol

Gagged #TheTraitors

Most of my problems would be solved by seeing my mutuals cocks

I really don’t understand those accounts on TikTok that ONLY do TikTok shop adverts… like did you buy your followers?

The worst thing is when a guy starts the gym and then SHAVES all their chest hair off to see “definition” 😭😭

I need more film recommendations cos I never know what to watch nowadays 😔

I’m so tired of the MBB advert for Dubai 😒 it’s like the only advert I get now

Watching shark tank (it’s on iplayer and it’s bg noise) - this season is clearly the Covid season cos all the products are like “a face mask but for dogs”

Insta liked this one, happy Friday

The rise in return to office trends and forcing people in during flu season - did we not learn…

Just finished Buffy S5 Ep19 on a first Buffy watch and like this season has just been “How can we hurt Buffy Summers”

I think it speaks volume that in the top 4 challenge you put Paige Three and Tayris in the front…

Same, nothing better than seeing oomf dick

Some old biddy has parked her KA slap bang in the middle of a 2 spot car space so now I can’t park outside my house 😭😭😭 first world problems

People on scruff saying they’re interested in bears when they’re really interested in muscle gays with big pecs/arms

If you see this repost with an anime you like! (Just finished a rewatch!)

Insta moving the like button to the over side on stories is criminal

They need to judge twinks harsher on drag race…

Fat Boy Friday (imagine the clocks didn’t go back and I’m on time)