Everyone is running Urban Evasion for some reason #DBD

Pascal is about to have a little snack

My #cat was very thirsty

Make sure your girl takes her #meds. Present them like its the crabby patty if you have to

Here's my stream schedule for the week

#ChuckNorris has finally completed his training and is off to fight god for the title. I wish him the best of luck, and we'll miss him

I just realized that my version of "old cowboy movies" is watching old #vine compilations

@hankgreen.bsky.social I can't find the video, so I'll just ask. Didn't you have a video about making something 70% good before publishing it? I'm trying to inspire my wife to write and that the writing doesn't need to be 100% perfect

Made a #meme

Thanks @deadbydaylight.com Devs. Can I get a clip of this happening?

*tips kilt* M'Laddie

Today's weird sleeping place

I got a new puppy. His name is pluto, plutonium, or plutato

My son

Assert your dominance by turning into a boat #KH

Since professor utonium created the power puff girls from scratch, does that make them homunculi?

I think that Driftloons are the main cause of Phantumps #pokemon

I wonder how many of my teachers graded papers high. Because I know it wasn't 100%, but it definitely wasn't 0%

Cereal mascots don't pass the Becktel test

Someone tried to Scholars mate me and forgot to bring out his bishop. He didn't have a prayer

Are people still shaming furries? It just feels immature at this point. Like, grow up and learn that people can like things that you don't like. Chill

How has no one mentioned that the Elden Ring Night Reign trailer is Bring Me To Life by Evanescence? That is the funniest thing I've seen in at least a week

Self checkout lines were a mistake

*Batman voice* "Im not the town this city deserves. But I am the city this hero needs" Alfred: Shall I fetch the head trauma kit sir?

Time to start another game maker project. Let's see how far we make it this time

I need to mention that #BluePrince has been an awesome game to go through so far, and one of the best crafted puzzle experiences I've had in gaming up there with Outer Wilds. Recommended if you want to dust off the critical thinking parts of your brain

Me after breaking apart a bag of ice

Talk to people with the assumption that they mean well

Ron Stopable is Jewish and i never realized it as a kid. Disney's Kim possible ep: "Ron The Man"

This is phoebe. She likes belly rubs

Oh shit is that how he died

Finished LOZ wind waker today on stream. It really feels like I completed an epic journey. That game can withstand the test of time for sure!

What does it say when I hear "Kanye had an incestuous relationship with a cousin" and I'm disappointed it wasn't juicier?

If there's a new smash bros game on the #nintendo #switch2, I might just have to spend $500. I'm kicking myself now so I don't have to do it later. That's called being proactive

Murkowski saying that she's afraid should not be met with hate or fake pity.If you want people to start considering your arguments maybe treat them like people.Ppl who were lied to, betrayed, and fooled into believing poopaganda.She needs to keep speaking up, but she won't if everyone shuts her down

You've likely never heard your own voice from down a hallway

I want photoshop back. Gimp just isn't the same. It feels like Adobe has a gun to my head. That's unrelated though

Do i get to cash the check elon gave me if I report him to the authorities?

Shoutout to all the teachers that still show up to work after a tragedy happens in their school. I'm not aware of anything recent, but after watching the shooter arc of Grey's Anatomy, I realize that I don't think it gets said enough. Thank you for your bravery

Can I just say that I hate the idea of real people ask NPCs. It was a funny joke to begin with, but now I'm wondering if some people genuinely believe that other people don't exist

GF playing pokemon go: There's a Morelull around? Love those guys! Me: Smash GF: THE MUSHROOM?

Recently I learned that sometimes if you want a job done right, you have to let someone else do it. What a blow to the ego

New Hobby: Writing up a full game design document and then never moving actually making anything out of it

Star lord is lactose intolerant. He CAAAAAN'T EAAAAT DAAAAIRY!

Just learned a pro moon knight tip in Marvel Rivals from my nephew. You can hit enemies without the Ankh 🤯

iT'S OVER! Get your taxes done now

Made it diamond 3 in MR! I think we can make it to grandmaster!