Sadboy Faust here! Boy howdy, was this fun to do! Mr. Dollars sure did write a good clean script free from any ME's! (Marijuana edibles) Be sure to check it out! Love, Sadboy Faust

STARRING: @shujinacademy.bsky.social as The Narrator. Solstice Hannan as The Ghost of Christmas Past. @sadboyfaust.bsky.social as The Ghost of Christmas Present. @captainsupreme.bsky.social as The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come. @dxkramer1981.bsky.social as Dr Lazarus Kind. and myself as Red McCano.

Sadboy Faust here: Fuck Minecraft Steve. He uses marijuana edibles, AKA MEs

Sad boy Faust here: A lot of people wonder why Mongoose for mongodb is called that. Mongooses have a recollection of all human sin. They see how tainted your soul is. That's kinda like a database!

Sadboy Faust here I wanna make comics so I've been practicing drawing, I'm still only on my phone, no tablet, but I'm getting decent and everyone is jealous.

Sadboy Faust here: Wow! I really am a "sad" "boy" right now! My friend @broseph.bsky.social (Broseph) just told me they're making MEs(Marijuana Edibles) out of catnip and selling them DIRECTLY to Cats! Sad news 😞🗞️😭

https://sadboyfaust.bandcamp.com/track/sober sadboy faust here: this song is about how despicable marijuana edibles are

SADBOY FAUST HERE! We used to be mutuals, i bet. some people even call me "SONIC FAUST" it really makes me lol and feel like a powerful fox! as they say in the smash scene: Spinning bird kick!

Sadboy Faust here If I don't start getting traction on here I'm gonna start eating marijuana edibles. Idgaf anymore.

Sadnoy Faust here: No marijuana edibles in this grimace shake!

Sadboy Faust: This is Cat Blue, smoking a marijuana cigarette! He hated marijuana edibles, and refuses to fight crime! Fighting crime only makes the world worse, he fights cops 🔥🚓😇!

sadboy faust here: would you love me if i was a marijuana edible?

Sadboy Faust here: I've often been confused for a "shitposter" and "not very funny" and "i'm not sure what the joke is here, edibles?" i hate a few things: MEs (marijuana edibles), transphobes, and hierarchies. my only king is Christ, the almighty... also the king of destroying marijuana edibles

Sadboy Faust here Reskeet with a favorite photo of yourself

Sadboy Faust here! I just wanted to give a "shout-out" to subs and orcas! Though Marijuana Edibles wound indiscriminately, out watery friends do the Lord's work!

Sadboy Faust here: Make a green sky to warn when people are talking about using MEs (Marijuana Edibles), the devil's fruit snack.

Sadboy Faust here: Quick practice sketch before bed! Boy howdy, do I hate MEs (marijuana edibles)

Sadboy Faust here This is some people with MEs(Marijuana edibles) instead of cheese... 😢

Sadboy Faust here: I offered JP to fight in a "cage match" but he's too much of a coward! 😭 I hope he eats to many MEs (Marijuana Edibles) if he won't fight me!

Sadboy Faust here: The draconian drug policing we have today, that only stigmatizes and punishes drug users, leaving them no recourse but to suffer addiction alone or face life altering consequences for what amounts to a treatable medical condition is a direct result of Reagan.

Sadboy Faust here: I really did LOL when I saw this 😂 Sephoroth is such a silly name for an Internet conflict

Sadboy Faust here: Wow! Awful news! Grimace gave me lots of laughs and smiles as a kid! Certainly, he is the latest victim of the menace known as MEs (marijuana edibles)

Sadboy Faust here: Hey, punk rock posse! Did you know that Ian MacKaye could never have invented straight edge punk rock if he used MEs(Marijuana Edibles) Wow! Sounds like marijuana edibles really are a "major threat"!

Sadboy Faust here: Have you ever taken an ME (Marijuana Edible)? How has your life gotten worse because of it?... 🤔

Sadboy Faust here: Another day #blessed to not be shackled by MEs (marijuana edibles), which I imagine is terrifying.

Sadboy Faust here: i spend a lot of time imagining what the shackles of MEs (marijuana edibles) feel like. I can say with certainty, it's just like this...

sadboy faust here: This artist has joined my ranks of ME (marijuana edibles) warriors! her and i are going to "stomp out" the "green menace" with our friend, heathcliff!

Sadboy Faust here. there's nothing funny about marijuana edibles.

All Cats Are Beautiful.