Just a heads up, if for some reason you end up on my personal shit-list, most of the time I won't even talk shit about you. I'll just make a created wrestler with your name, have all your stats be 0, and give you the Brooklyn Brawler treatment.:)

Yesterday I made an Instagram post talking about how October 1 will mark 18 years in Ohio. I then realized afterwards that this is the longest length of time I have lived in one city literally ever. The second longest is when I lived in Maryland for just a smidge over 7 years from 2000-2007.

Someone asked me yesterday what pronouns I prefer to use. This is more or less what I said to her. Use whatever, but I prefer "They/Them" or the pronoun that matches how I look that day. If I am wearing a T-shirt and pants, with a five o'clock shadow, use male pronouns. (1/2)

I don't consider myself a great DM. I don't even consider myself a GOOD DM. But my goodness, I have had some doozies in the nearly 30 years of me playing TTRPGs.

Games that, if announced, I would purchase at launch SO FAST: - a 2D or 3D platformer with Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina as the ONLY playable characters - a remaster of Sonic Adventure 1 and 2 - a Pokemon MMORPG - a console release of Final Fantasy IV: the After Years - Baldur's Gate III on Switch 2

Today marks nine years working my current job. That is eight years longer than some people thought I'd last.

Ned Fulmer is trying to start a podcast. Ned Fulmer. The dude from The Try Guys that cheated on his wife with an employee. ...Why?

NOTHING in common?

I've been playing Star Wars Outlaws the last couple days. I am definitely enjoying it, but I again ask the eternal quesrion: why are Twi'lek ladies so fucking cute?

Word to the wise: I understand people have crushes. Hell, I have crushes. But if you message me that you have "an obsession" with a real-life person, it makes you come off as super creepy. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

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Asexual porn BF: "Darlin, are you cosplaying Princess Daisy?" GF: "Why yes. I know you have a crush on her, so I got a Daisy costume." BF: "You know what I've always wanted to see Daisy do?" GF: *getting excited* "What's that?" BF: "Be in her own game!"

So... Wrestlemania 43 is going to be in Saudi Arabia. People are, for lack of a better word, furious. This would be a perfect time for Tony Khan to take AEW to a big wrestling city, contact a bunch of small promotions, and have an EPIC supercard not only over Mania weekend, but that whole week.

In the unlikely event that I ever get married, I want to have my wedding be like a convention, where people can wear what they want and have a good time. Why? Because I want my friends to be comfortable.

I feel this is Peach and Daisy's mindset before every Mario Party.

Next time we play something fair?

I know I can sometimes be, well, stupid, but at least I didn't seriously ask on Reddit if Magic the Gathering art from 1993 was AI generated.

She is beautiful!

I have made my decision about Florida. I am not going. There are too many things that could happen between now and spring 2027 for me to warrant planning a trip. Hell, there are things that could happen DURING my time off that pretty much make it where I am better off staying in my zip code.

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The DXKramer streaming schedule, all streams will happen at 2PM EST on my TikTok channel. From 9/6/25 to...whenever I finish it: Kirby and the Forgotten Land. Starting 1/3/26: A lot of Sonic. Definitely playing Mania (Encore), Superstars and Origins (Story), might play Colors and Generations.

I inadvertently triggered someone recently. I told them that I want to cosplay Rosie from Hazbin Hotel. I then showed them a picture of Rosie while explaining the show. Apparently now I'm going to hell for even considering cosplaying her, let alone the fact that I enjoy that show.

Girl frenemy is also accepted.

I think WotC has finally lost their minds. Same card. Two sets. Two month separation between set releases.

I have plans to go to Florida in spring 2027, and I'll be honest the thought is a bit unnerving. I have not left Ohio by myself since 2009, and I was almost stranded in Michigan.

I love this TikTok trend where people ask who the WWE Champion was on their birthday, and people are saying it was Stone Cold, or Triple H, or The Rock. You wanna know who was champion on my birthday? BOB BACKLUND!

Always flash photography. Don't ask for autographs. (I didn't realize until after I filmed that my Overwatch wall scroll became visible, but I decided to just keep it in.)

In today's installment of "Someone take Paul's phone away from them already," I have been asked a number if times why I chose to cosplay an obscure version of a popular Nintendo princess. Well, there are a few reasons for it.

I went into GameStop yesterday, looked at the Switch 2 games, and realized I own every game that they had on their shelf. Except Hogwarts Legacy, which I did not pick up. Pretty sure I don't have a problem.

I think I decided on what costume I'm wearing to hand out candy this year.

I like to believe that if Belle was around in modern times, she would definitely be interested in fantasy tabletop games.

You know what curdles my milk? When someone tries to call me after I JUST told them "I'm at work. I can't take calls right now."

SQUEE

Two months from Halloween, and I'm already trying to decide what I wanna wear to hand out candy.

What have you watched recently that made you feel like this?

If you see this, quote with 10 games to get to know you by! 1. Super Mario Bros 3 2. Mortal Kombat 3. Pokemon series 4. Tetris 5. Diablo 3 6. Borderlands 2 7. Mario Kart World 8. Street Fighter 6 9. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time 10. Final Fantasy IV

Welp I haven't bought one of these since like '97.

Maybe I am old and nitpicky, but if AEW is going to use custom side plates for their World Championship, then the nameplate at the bottom of the center plate is a bit...redundant.

You know, it says a lot when WWE 2K25 on Switch 2, a game I was interested in getting until recent events, is a code in a box, while MADDEN, a franchise I have had no interest in since the Genesis, is at least a game key-card. The temptation to go "fuck WWE, I'm playing SPORTS" is very high.

I don't play enough to warrant building a deck.

With 3½ months to go, I think it is safe to say 2025 has got to be, overall, the best year of my life so far.

Remember when a Magic the Gathering set was released for a WHILE before previews for the next set started? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

The Queen is getting highly frustrated with the apparent difficulty it is to "take care" of the faitest in the land.

Before anyone asks, I will not cosplay any of Pauline's outfits from DK Bananza. Yes the outfits are cute, but I refuse to cosplay a child.

I'm a goddess, duh.

The madness never stops

You can fuck ALL THE WAY OFF, WWE!

*deep breath* SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE youtu.be/nNkP_Kd7mOk?...