pengus is Small?

Honestly, it's probably because.

sir David Attenborough is responsible for more respect for and enjoyment of the natural world than any living human, no question. Happy birthday you absolute legend. May you live another 100 years, should you want to.

Red Right Hand by Nick Cave is an incredible song that deservedly earned its timeless status from being the Peaky Blinders theme song, but did you know it was used in the X Files in 1994, the year it came out, to great effect? s2e6 "Ascension" at 6m32s. seriously perfect soundtrack for the moment

not all pedo simps are republicans, but all republicans are simps for pedos.

The supreme court betrayed Black voters, they betrayed America, and they betrayed our democracy.” - Barack Obama

So ill be the first to admit that when I was a shitty insecure teenager redditor, once or twice I engaged in using alt accounts to assuage my dipshittery. People do this all the time. replying to themselves to validate something to the greater group: 1/2

The Sharktank Redemption.

Dont know who will stancil is still and at this point I think thats the winning position.

Secrets I have held in my heart Are harder to hide than I thought Maybe I just wanna be yours

Let him cook.

Honey, that will break your fucking thumb.

My favorite episode so far "Mulder vs the fridge with a face"

oh no my peendus

FInally watching The X Files, something I have never done. Watched 8 tonight so far lmfao. I love how somehow S1E3 is just Stephen King's IT and E8 is just The Thing, but since both are refreshing variants on the theme it just works.

The President of the United States is a complete idiot and a Russian asset.

Ben Gvir is only 50? Wow, goes to show how being scum demon filth ages one. Psycho deserves to rot in a hole.

wonder how much effort this dude would need to be required to invest to just shoot himself in the fucking head. zero if you get Chat GPT to recommend it.

rudy giuliani is a disgrace second only to donald. I wish there was a hell for these people.

Rude-boy Julie Annie

These people are hilariously pathetic. i hope their robots strangle them to death because they want it so hard.

Ive decided to bring back my best selling stickers at a better price point than ever. They are 1/2 the price of before. Please consider supporting our small business, we cannot compete with the 100 packs from china, but I pack every order by hand myself & made the art too <3 FUCK TRUMP. END WARS

only a vapid maga dipshit could conceive of something like this. "Dont hate me because Im a disgusting excuse for a human, a bastion of ignorance and bigotry, I only wear that lightly!"

On the difference between the National Guard vs. ICE. (Conference on World Affairs, University of Colorado Boulder, April 15th, 2026)

I need more Tim Robinson skit show please. Inject it straight into my veins. Bring back Detroiters.

Will y'all stand with us? Will y'all make good trouble with us? They are banking on y'all shruggin' and whatnot.

Trump is the only president in history to never beat a man for the presidency.

Literally one of the definitions of Genocide.

Extended family is a funny thing, like I have a bunch of WASPY MAGA scum family that are the kids and grandkids of my grandma's siblings. I dread family reunions because I have to interact with these ppl. but my grandma and her siblings are all dead (except for one that can go fuck herself) 1/2

Donald J Trump is the largest disgrace in history.

So excited to see this one

86 means "we are out of that thing" so "cancel that","Take that off the menu today" anyone who has ever worked in a kitchen knows this 8647 just means "Get Rid of 47" by any reasonable read of it. it doesnt imply anything violent. The moron president seems to be confusing the phrase with "deep Six"

Hitler cared more about germany and its people than our current administration cares about americans

anyone else getting a bug that says you have 30+ Notifs when you have none cuz I bout shit my small account pants wondering what I went and said now lol.

Last night sealed the deal for me. Im now 99.99999% sure that both this and Pennsylvania were false flags. Staged entirely. They deserve no benefit of the doubt, and there sure isnt much reason to doubt in the first place. This dude murdered americans to keep out of prison. He will again

Fuck Joe Rogan.

Dude should probably start his own sect of christianity that doesnt acknowledge the papacy or something.

me on every important zoom call. also I know how to angle my webcam properly.

Look lets just phoneticize loanwords properly so people dont sound silly. Let me have a Torteeya full of Kayso. a Kaysadeeya. With lots of Halopeenyos. A Cruscaunt with crem fresh. A Chicken Beeryawny. See, now I dont sound silly.

My wife found my pornstache.

Me at the grocery store; 'Tell me again about this Caraf of Mac and Cheese you mentioned'

Cranberry? What the heck is a Cran? I know what Blue is. I know what Straws are. Rasps? Geese? good on those, knowledge wise. heard of em all. What is a Cran? We must get to the bottom of this.

🎵 and when I'm back in Chicago I feel it: Another sandwich with beef in my stomach I wave goodbye to the last of Giardiniera🎵

Hope they invent a gun that shoots people in the dick soon. I cant seem to ever hit it but it is very small on all my enemies, to be fair.

Bandana Split; Gross theres like a napkin in my ice cream

Chad Powers looks like Xavier: Renegade Angel.

This is getting insane. The rich profiting off fake swings in the market at this dipshits whim. These traitors need to be held accountable. Please support a small business, I still have packed every order myself, ever.

I've gotten really into Police Vadge Cam footage lately.

Stan Lee Eelnats. HOLES is finally Marvel Canon.