I was the only person in my family who had seen the movie My Girl. Made them watch it tonight and they are so mad at me. 😂

Doc needs to start limiting her meds because wut? Has she looked at her team? 😭 #WNBA

Luigi has zero bills, just saying.

Religious folks are easiest to scam because they already disregard reality for comfort. This goes so well with right wing politics because there are no policies, only vibes.

Bluesky needs to start posting country of origin of accounts.

“You sound like you make buttons for websites” is the most devastating insult I’ve ever seen spoken between software engineers, and it works because web developers are not worthy of respect.

Hey @nytimes.com, I already reported this earlier this week. And the G650s you mention? I reported on those in FEBRUARY. You credit NBC News and WSJ for first reporting parts of your story. Please credit me, too.

Learn whatever you want about "law," it doesn't matter because GOP Justices blew up the entire process of deciding cases based on chats with rich friends and stuff they watched on TV. That was the entire basis on which SCOTUS switched to the shadow docket.

little fella claimed to be "politically homeless" just last week

Kanye the easiest answer ever.

Insane. Fire every GM in the #WNBA

Juice those stocks baybeee

Man I have got to see a breakdown on how these #WNBA teams are signing all these players yet staying under their caps because wtf?

Lesbians all grabbing their phones to scroll...

An event where you can find your new best friend and a new mortal enemy at the same time? Sign me up!

this is fucking unreal stuff from Noah Wyle on the magic of The Pitt. www.gq.com/story/noah-w...

A 1 year deal? She is expected to miss half the season... 20% of the cap... I'm just so confused by what Cheryl is doing this year. Maybe this means Phee is way healthier than was last reported??? 🤞🏼🤞🏼 #WNBA #GoLynx

So some dudes got together and plagiarized a bunch of stuff to slop together some nonsense and now an AI company is going to make movies about it. #BaDumTss

Zohran Mamdani said he's going to start taxing rich people who buy luxury housing in NYC but don't actually live in there, and the former CEO of Twitter/X called it "actually one of the scariest things I have ever seen."

I'm starting the conspiracy theory that the billionaire owners saw her do a video with Mamdani and are blackballing her for it. #WNBA

Breaking #WNBA news: The #Lynx have signed an agreement with Lakeview Dry Cleaning to launder Prowl's costume this year. Cheryl is on record as saying "What?" and "I don't deal with that, why are you asking me?" Stay tuned for more breaking made up Lynx news SINCE THERE IS NO REAL NEWS AHHHHHHHHHHHH

The Anti-War President prepares to invade his third country and/or bomb his eleventh. In 15 months. www.usatoday.com/story/news/w...

Trump's Religious Liberty Commission just called church/state separation the "biggest lie that’s been told in America since our founding." They also proposed a plan to gut the Johnson Amendment. Their goals aren't subtle. 👇 www.friendlyatheist.com/p/in-final-m...

I genuinely forgot Space Force existed.

NEW: Teenage boys are pulling classmates' photos off Insta and running them through cheap nudify apps and the fallout has now hit nearly 90 schools across 28 countries with 600+ known victims since 2023, per a WIRED/Indicator analysis. UNICEF estimates 1.2M children were targeted last year alone.

It’s a real bummer to see us fail so miserably at basic self-preservation on a species level. Humans really are a terrible disappointment. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

The reason I know none of that is sincere is that he is in fact acutely aware of when "jokes" are being embraced for toxic & nefarious reasons. We know this because that's literally why he quit Chappelle's Show.

Will be fun to see which accounts suddenly go dark.

Nazi shit

Get to work Fabio, Cloud needs a good home! #WNBA

Fine your choice, on to the next option then.

So their big brained excuse is they intentionally traded the 8th pick for the 16th pick for an extra mid 2nd round pick next year? It's going to come out that the Valkyries GM used AI to make the decision, isn't it? #WNBA

You love to see it.

I think this is correct. Congress gave Trump the personalist, violent paramilitary force he's always wanted, but without the statutory hurdles, internal accountability, resistance from the courts, and institutional pushback that would come with deploying the actual military.

NEW: An independent privacy audit of Microsoft, Meta, and Google web traffic in California found that the companies may be violating state regulations and racking up billions in fines. “In many ways fines have come to replace taxes."

This is a horrific story.

*peels back celebrity shaming* Oh look, it's just misogyny under here!

This makes even less sense. What’s going on over there in the bay??

generation lead never fails

I can’t stop laughing at this😭😭

Which will run out first, tall players or Mystics picks? #WNBA

#WNBA Live look at the Mystics GM:

Betts to the Mystics hours after they give Austin a 3 year max deal is odd right? Would not a different player have fit better or is Betts just so good that they couldn't pass her up? Or am I just overthinking it? #WNBA

This was my first time seeing Olivia Miles and I'm all in. I love the confidence and I love her vibe. Let's go Lynx! #WNBA

Paige and Azzi still pretending they're not dating or something? Kind of felt awkward there at the end. Love how cute they are together anyway 😁 #WNBA

*pulls Ace out of sleeve* 😜

Me with the #WNBA draft only 8 hours away and my team seemingly still in shambles.

Judd Apatow's head will explode when he sees this.

Today's threads (a thread) Inside: Austerity creates fascism; and more! Archived at: pluralistic.net/2026/04/13/a... #Pluralistic 1/

NEW: When Trump tried to overturn the 2020 election, the institutional guardrails of American democracy held. But if faced with the same tests today, those barriers — and people who held the line — would largely be missing. By @dougbockclark.bsky.social @jenafifield.bsky.social