I kind of have that shit on for oomf wedding

That guy who killed all those people in riverdale is sooooooo sexy in peacemaker ugh

WAKE UP GET UP GET OUT THERE

Too many games have come out this year can everybody grow up and wait a few months.

in honour of silent hill f releasing please everyone honour konami’s hardworking dev team by factory resetting your ps5s then leaving them unplugged and unattended by an open window on the ground floor of your residence. thank you and please spread this too

I just got scammed at the dentist because I thought x-rays and checkups were mandatory and not optional ….. $650 for a cleaning today

Nioh 3 announcement when I haven’t touched my free copy of 2 nor have I bought 1 yet

whatever you’re going through right now remember it’s not as bad as being someone with a deep aversion to warm temperatures and having an anxiety complex over sweating in public while also needing to wear masks as sickness goes around rampantly

Tickle in the back of my throat. Two days before I leave for the wedding.

I find it very funny Hades 2 is launching on bissexual week

5 hours of sleep incoming because I worked so late and it takes me 50000 hours to do the most simple tasks like making tomorrows lunch and shaving my face!!! 😁😁😁😁😁😁

Work keeps rejecting my time off requests as if I’m not an invaluable asset who will kill himself violently in the break room

everyone at school I walk past is sick, everyone I’m serving at work now is sick, and the chef is sick so I can’t even hide in the back. Okay.

WE GET TO SEE DIEGO AND HOT PANTS ANIMATED EVERYONE LIVE

STEEL BALL RUN TRAILER!!!

Goat washed.jpeg

wanting to preorder sonic racing cross worlds for werehog but nobody I know will be playing it

guys you had your fun but it’s time to get off TikTok 💀

The Fortnite festival collab this season should have been Daft Punk but instead we got Shitrillaz

hades 2 this week!!! wahoo!!! #art

I was scared that F4 wouldn’t be good on a rewatch but it was <3 it should have been 30 minutes longer but I still love you forever Sue

can zzz PLEASEEE rerun Jane again i don’t care if it’s been too soon since her spring banner with shitvian I lost her m2 to grace and she can’t even get close to DA kills without yuzugod

Everyone having fun with Sonic Crossworlds but I spent blew my full-price game budget this year on Doom and Borderlands 😒 FUCK YOU @jay.bsky.team

Save me Rafa Borderlands. Please

Fuck a bluesky blackout, we need a whiteout. Cum everywhere, a week of moderators being unable to escape The Cum.

oomfs didn’t think burritos and burgers counted as sandwiches and they tried to silence me for it

I can’t even tag the CEO here with a clip from desperate housewives of a woman getting shot because I’ll get suspended again but you people are worms lowkey

In celebration of Kirby Air Riders release later this fall everyone make sure to honour Mr. Sakurai by factory resetting your Switch 2 consoles and leaving them unplugged by an open window on the ground floor of your building! Please spread the word

A SECOND KIRBY AIR RIDERS PRESENTATION ANNOUNCED?????

The concept of having to pick up a Saturday shift when I have hw and assignments to knock out but we haven’t had a single customer in two hours

He’s so

Me: Hiiii Kurzgesagt: You are going to die in a nuclear winter.

Successfully brown-nosed two of the most difficult professors in my program

He tried to suidice at his 12.

crashouts over sonic not getting a fortnite skin… guys im sad too but please he’s three feet tall

People shit on Ansem all the time for his nobody-ism but not me actually he’s kind of my goat 😭

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properly describing my own appearance for alt text is insanely difficult but my self-image will heal one day

Hiii my new bus stop is in the middle of a closed intersection geoguess me!!

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

the fact that im itching to buy punisher/sue/mantis/thing summer skins like why can’t they all come in the mark gift bundle for 2000 units

Got some snacks on the way home from class today omggg my Uber driver was so jealous lol I made him pull over so I could order it

I miss miitomo so bad that app went triple platinum on my college dorm floor

like it is not lost on me this evening that my last two weeks alive could have been spent fomo-scrolling and making fun of tiktok musicians. i have barely lived.