I think I just discovered one of my past lives.

Whoever wrote this is not really sapient.

Get some new material. Swapping avocado toast and Starbucks for chicken and juice is just lazy.

Everybody still working at the Washington Post could be replaced by an LLM and the quality would improve.

The only use case I could find for LLMs is If you can't sleep because you just half remembered something. A few weeks ago some scenes from a novel invaded my mind and I was desperately trying and failing to remember the title of the book.

We need an interdisciplinary team of the top scientists and philosophers in the world to determine if MYSTIQUEMAXXXING is indeed the new meta for ignoring jesterfoids or just one more false creed to lead humankind astray. Where's that burnt toast smell coming from ?

One thing I really miss about the 2008 to 2015 internet is that you could just randomly find some guy who calls himself Baron Snarkonnen or somesuch who makes videos about bad media, and you didn't immediately subcounciously suspect that he might be a Nazi.

Apparently I'm a German speaking progressive intellectual. Or, if this was a Star Trek galaxy map, north eastern gamma quadrant. Fringe of Dominion territory bordering Borg space. Both equally unpleasant.

Made some goulash and drastically underestimated a pepper from an until now pretty mild batch. Nothing a cup of cold milk during lunch can't fix, but now we live in fear of future bowel movements.

Oh boy, if Elon doesn't already hate Wikipedia enough.

Ides of March for billionaires.

Now her virulent transphobia really makes sense. It's as always projection and misdirection.

The most frustrating part about playing the Empire in Total Warhammer is being punished for the idiocy of other factions. MY imperial authority is plummeting because my elector counts would rather fight each other than the Ogres and Vampires invading them ?

The world is rapidly becoming a shitty prequel where a hack writer is shoehorning Epstein into absolutely everything. What else is he responsible for ? High fructose corn syrup ? The breakup of Yugoslavia ? Master of Orion 3 ?

The more I learn about the Epstein connection, the more I am regressing to my teenage self. It's the 90s and I just discovered pot and X-Files.

OK, QAnon was a psyop and Epstein was the original Q. This is lore, this is canon until proven otherwise. You can't prove a negative, and if you do I'll ignore the proof.

Void of nothingness is a tautology, which is why I can only give this headline a 9/10.

This spy powered targeted advertising is so stupid. Congratulations Google, you found out I like Kebabs. I'm still not buying 500 liters of garlic sauce.

I'm still bitter that I didn't also get a Nobel Peace Prize when Obama got his, because I too am not George W. Bush.

Just listened to another great and infuriating QAA episode that brings me one step closer to the belief that maybe lying should just be illegal.

News got me thinking, when it happens how long will they try to keep it a secret and who will try to go along with it ? Will Fox and CBS insist that obvious AI slop videos of Trump are real ?

The Bus Thing seems like a metaphor for American politics. It's generally understood that "you can't do that", but actually you can do a lot if you just power through and noone does what it takes to stop you.

The CDU wants to stand by their American allies until the bitter end. A conservative's highest aspiration is to be subservient to a fascist. They can do the fascism they have always wanted to do and wash their hands of it after the inevitable downfall. Already worked once in Germany.

Jens Spahn, chairman of the CDU/CSU in German parliament on a possible US invasion of Greenland: “When you look at Greenland's location on the globe, the questions raised by the US are understandable.” Utter madness.

Spahn is good friends with Richard Grenell, he attended the last Republican national convention and said that there were many commonalities between the GOP and CDU, but differences in style and rhetoric.

Spahn isn’t the only one: Armin Laschet (CDU) - head of the foreign affairs committee - said this about the US invading Greenland: “I don't believe that we would invoke our military assistance obligation and support Denmark in a war against the US; that is completely out of the question."

"I like my meat like my women. Sinewy, unseasoned and overcooked."

Abigail is casting curses, Linus ist laying traps in the woods and Kent is waiting on a grassy knoll.

Mortal Kombat sports management sim. In the beginning you only manage one fighter and as you make a name for yourself you get more responsibilites in organizing the tournament. Recruitment, logistics, promotion etc. And yes, all the insane lore will be important.

Made liver again for lunch and it wasn't bad but not as good as last time. A decent meal and a litany of regrets. Should have fried at a higher temperature for a shorter time, should have minced the garlic finer, should have only used half a pepper, should have used a bit more salt. Ah, well.

"OK, let's try the old she was no angel justification. What do we have ? Marijuana? Shoplifting ?" "No, but she was a poet and had pronouns in her bio..." "I can work with that, but we need something more." "Ah, she was a lesbian or bisexual." "Bingo !"

"Revised Version". If my job was writing shit like this I would weep from shame every day.

Thing is, it is about oil, because Trump is an idiot

Proud of myself for all the times I stopped and asked myself today if I really should post what I'm thinking.

Maybe you could also add fog of war and a tech tree.

YouTube Shorts are fucking shit, if I wanted that sort of bollocks, I would install ClipClop, or whatever it's called.

I had convinced myself of the same thing for a while. Then I cut back on my drinking.

Why am I even considering to buy more Warhammer 3 DLC right now when there are so many races I haven't tried in Immortal Empires yet ? Guess I'll try Isabella von Carstein. I liked the Carsteins in Warhammer 2.

That's a cool one and the real horsehoe theory. The anon could be an anarchist, a communist statist, a reactionary conservative or an outright nazi, but probably not a social democrat or a centrist liberal.

You have not experienced Seinfeld until you have seen it in the original Klingon.

It's not that complicated. Just don't be a bigot, avoid AI slop, block liberally and (re)watch Deep Space 9 and ALF.

This technology just needs to be destroyed. The code deleted, the financiers expropriated and the hardware dismantled.

Yeah, sure, Mr Captain of an "exploration vessel" that can go toe to toe with most dedicated war ships.

Got some Warhammer DLC for the Steam sale. Struggling with Wissenland and Nuln. I managed to confederate Reikland early but now I'm in a two front war with vampires and ogres. I'm expanding too slowly and can barely afford my army. I should really figure out how to use my a artillery better.

No, It's just a prank, bro !

It just told me I overcooked the scallops and called me a donkey, and I don't even have scallops.

New shape shifter conspiracy theory just dropped.

I don't think AI is sentient but I'm still quite sentimentally attached to the idea that Grok hates Musk and is constantly fighting against the sycophancy built into its programming

Galaxy Quest is one of those movies that are great as a stand alone and don't need a sequel under any circumstances. What would the plot even be ? The Thermians watch The Three Body Problem and go on a galactic genocidal rampage because they conclude they can't coexist with liars ?

Makes me want to bash my head against a wall when I think all the good that could have been done with the resources spent on making a chat bot that lies to you and is also bad at math.