Every online defense of this guy is so fucking stupid; it’s been months and months and it’s still blue maga mouth breather shit. Like “Oh you aren’t from Maine” level discourse over and over again until your eyes roll back in your head.

Why is the bar for publishing legal opinions in this ecosystem so low? I mean this is like D minus work. thefederalist.com/2026/04/06/t...

formal request from non-observant jew that we retire the phrase "epstein class," as it's now just deployed as shorthand for "loathsome jew" by antisemites across the political spectrum.

Confession: I say things to friends in private text exchanges that I don't say on Bluesky

someone tell him gently it's "Rain" not "Reign"

oh FFS

Far from a crucial point, but "Epic Fury" is just the stupidest conceivable fucking name, at least if you are aware that you are caricatured as performative macho-loser dbags with bravado that swamps savvy

Don't sleep on Aileen Cannon

Former officers can't remove to federal court in the 11th circuit, just sayin'

Senator Whitehouse, *please* resist this framing - Bondi was a well-known actor long before Trump 47 contact, and what we know about her was not "integrity"

OMFG Travis County KNOCK THIS SHIT OFF

The test of the emergency alert system in Travis County just caused like 463 car crashes.

Chag Sameach, especially to all the haters and the losers

dafuq is this wheezing orange raisin talking about?

MAGA: Birthright wealth, not birthright citizenship

I think it’s time to teach the kids about cypress hill

The fraction of my life I spend trying to open the wrong Tesla is surprisingly large

put him in the overflow room.

treatment for looking at his phone obvi www.espn.com/golf/story/_...

re-upping because astros played tonight and yordan is just just in one of those zones where every ball leaves the park

How do you tell an email sender they forgot to include the attachment? Wrong answers only.

"Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown," obviously

not-injured Yordan Alvarez is the most captivating hitter to watch in baseball

Imagine looking at sci fi and thinking "it's weird that there is social commentary here." Jut one of the weirdest fucking takes I've ever heard from an author. Like WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THE FEDERATION IS MY DUDE. JFC

Wait Wasn't This Guy C-Suite at Tender?

YES THEY DO WASHINGTON EXAMINER (and so btw does the electorate) www.washingtonexaminer.com/in_focus/450...

Honored to announce that my new article entitled "Hold The Fucking Ball With Under 10 Seconds Left: A Non-Bayesian Analysis" is coming out in the Duke Law Journal.

The crazy thing is that Duke prob is championship caliber if they get 6 more days to heal, but alas they will not get the chance because they saw a blender and were like “I wonder what it would be like to stick my head in there”

Here is this interesting thing I was thinking ab …. WHAT THE FUCK HOLD THE BALL WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

I don't know how much soul searching their is for the academy. My sense is that this is an issue of academy-media adjacency, with the latter (media) being an environment that just can't effectively identify expertise. Honestly I think "academia," as it were, is norming in the appropriate direction.

nothing says I'M SERIOUS ABOUT ACCOUNTABILITY like a demand to know who is responsible for someone else's decision. www.mediaite.com/politics/meg...

The Ds will lose this race and they will deserve it.

YESTERDAY, MIDNIGHT: Theory of the case is that Big 10 is unstoppable. TODAY, MIDNIGHT: Was everybody drunk yesterday what is happening.

Among the many translations of this is “hahaha Supreme Court you are so fucking gullible”

"the president told me to do it" is not a defense to a crime if you cannot reasonably rely on the president as an authority to construe the law. OFC the pres can always pardon!

What *enrages* me is that all of these institutions are going to go right back to featuring pride flags everywhere as a kind of vulgar marketing, as soon as this moment is finished. It is just going to be so clear who the cowards are.

bright lights, big ciy

Other people have made similar points, but being "correct about the law" is a very powerful weapon in politics because people (voters!) like the law and want it to be followed. Following the law is popular!

Given that the "politics" of birthright citizenship encompasses the "legal arguments" about it, I don't at all understand the attempt to suggest that "politics" as opposed to "law" is likely to produce victory.

Dad mode isn’t so fucking funny now is it

i'm like "what would a cartoon semi-literate dickhead say" and inevitably that's the quote

KHAAAAANNNNNNNNN!

every time a class zoom recording is ready for canvas publication i get an automated email telling me that my "MEETING ASSETS" ARE READY AND SIR I AM NOT IN MI6

people know i don't use AI because of the frequency of my spelling mistakes.

oh no, "high agency professional" has entered the chat

One thing that is irritating about this exercise is the author's "prove me wrong" posture, when he exhibits little-to-no awareness of the relevant literature (1 cite to baude and sachs in the conclusion). just textbook student who didn't do the reading but wants you to debate him anyways.

literally drops a DEBATE ME BRO

WHAT COULD GO WRONG even he of 2 brain cells asks aloud

Business idea: San Francisco but with air conditioning